Fake Rusty Kuntz

@thearniepye Fake news begone

tfw you hear @PoffenbergerGM isn't going anywhere

The Torontonians (Torontans?) appear to have quickly acclimatized to the Coors altitude and have taken a 3-0 lead as we head to the bottom of the 1st. Leading off for the Rockies, High Times Magazine Athlete of the Year, Mr. Rusty Kuntz @FakeKuntz

We’re off to a good start as @FakeKuntz doubles and @AlphaJack26 takes an eleven-pitch walk. Coming up with a chance to tie the game with 2 men on and no outs, the man with the plan, whose name is a question we can only answer a resounding “yes!” to, it’s Heywood Jablome!

Finally, some answers! twitter.com/FakePadres_MLR…

@StanMann15 Paging OOTP for some stop watch implementation, dammit. We have rights!

The Rockies take the lead in the 3rd with a two run double by Jesse Kilgannon!!

Dear Twitter, it's day 6 and were beginning tiki run out of doobies in the home dugout. Didn't realize I'd need a lifetime's supply per game. #ineedaweedsponser

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Doing some late night scouting to round out the @MLR_Rockies inaugural roster. If you've gone undrafted so far and are looking for a shot to prove yourself, please reach out.

What a great feeling. Starting my fake baseball career off with such a great group of guys @MLR_Rockies