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Kevin Lowe

@FakeOilersPres

Vice Chair of the Oilers and Old Boys Club. Followers are Tier 1 peasants. I don't speak to the help. This Twitter account is a parody

Edmonton, Alberta Katılım Ağustos 2013
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Kevin Lowe
Kevin Lowe@FakeOilersPres·
@thackattack41 Good thing I'm filthy rich and watch from my own private box. How can tier 2 fans afford that?
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Klima's Lid@thackattack41·
I'm done with Jarry. Absolute sieve. Get him out of the net, NOW!
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Kevin Lowe
Kevin Lowe@FakeOilersPres·
@NewWorldOilers Keep the nuclear option all the time, let everyone else soak up the minutes that get freed up so they can flourish. Drai will never get good enough wingers as a #2 center so keep him with McD
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Kevin Lowe@FakeOilersPres·
@mathewjdp Yet, some people still think Stu wasnt a problem
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Mathewjdp@mathewjdp·
Edm is 24-4-2 (.833%) when they get a quality start this season.
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Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico@BPowder15·
@thackattack41 Coach: we don’t think it’s long term GM: we should have him back for playoffs Player: I hope to be back this year No matter which way you slice it. This is the worry ran organization in the league. From Katz down there is no standards. There is a very clear disconnect
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Kevin Lowe@FakeOilersPres·
@thackattack41 Daryl and I need to pay for our new yachts and luxury jets, so this is very reasonable. Besides, we are saving money by not creating a gold statue of me this year.
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Klima's Lid@thackattack41·
Just got our Oilers Season Seat renewal and playoff ticket option. If you thought playoff tickets were expensive last year..... just wait.....
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Kevin Lowe
Kevin Lowe@FakeOilersPres·
@NHL_Watcher Depends if the owner wants to make trades and free agent signings.
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NHL Watcher@NHL_Watcher·
All you got to do is not f this up, Mike Grier, just build a solid team around Celebrini, you will win MULTIPLE cups. Don't Oilers this... Study the Oilers to ensure same errors are not made.
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Kevin Lowe@FakeOilersPres·
@thackattack41 We should send him down. Maybe he will get so mad that he will ask for a mutual contract termination.
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Klima's Lid@thackattack41·
Do you send Jarry to Bako to get a bunch of starts and get some confidence? He's unplayable.
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Kevin Lowe@FakeOilersPres·
WE WANT 10! WE WANT 10!
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Kevin Lowe
Kevin Lowe@FakeOilersPres·
I miss those old Superstore commercials - Shop like a Mother!
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Klima's Lid@thackattack41·
Another goal against off of Nurse.
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Kevin Lowe@FakeOilersPres·
@mathewjdp We could have kept inconsistent skinner, who let in 3 goals on 15 shots today. Makes me wonder who's calling the shots
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Mathewjdp
Mathewjdp@mathewjdp·
It feels like Edm's goaltending is this.. Ty Conklin (Jarry) Mike Morrison (Pickard) Jussi Markkanen (Ingram) ..and we are hoping one of them turns into Roloson for the playoffs, or even the remainder of the season.
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Kevin Lowe@FakeOilersPres·
@thackattack41 Good plan. I'll give Daryl some ideas so he can tell Stan what to do.
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Klima's Lid@thackattack41·
Personal opinion: There is NO excuse for Bowman not to use every single dollar alloted to him under the cap, to make this team better.
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Klima's Lid@thackattack41·
If the Oilers don't make another trade before the deadline on Friday, I'll give away a pair of tickets to the game vs Seattle on March 31st. That's how confident I am that Bowman will make another deal.
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Kevin Lowe
Kevin Lowe@FakeOilersPres·
@NHL_Watcher 2nd worst. We are the most dysfunctional. Loyalty to the Old Boys Club and an owner who bootlicks every 80s Oiler player, is a disaster much worse than Vancouvers situation.
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NHL Watcher@NHL_Watcher·
Really hope Gavin McKenna doesn't end up in Vancouver, not only are they awful, they have to be the most dysfunctional organization in the league. Sorry 'Nucks fans..
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Kevin Lowe@FakeOilersPres·
@thackattack41 Trading Jarry for Bobrovsky would be unexpected. Throw Mangiapane and a 1st in that deal I'm all for it.
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Klima's Lid@thackattack41·
Stan's cooking & Murphy was just the appetizer. Buckle up Oiler fans! #LetsGoOilers
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Kevin Lowe@FakeOilersPres·
The Mangiapane contract was NOT approved by Daryl or the Old Boys Club. Truth be told, we had too much wine one night and the new cleaning lady faxed the contract to Mangiapane's agent. She just moved here from Calgary.
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Mathewjdp
Mathewjdp@mathewjdp·
According to Coffey, this is Edm Dpairs Pair 1: Nurse - Walman Pair 2: Stastney - Emberson Pair 3: Ekholm - Bouchard I can't be the only one thinking this is completely backwards.
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Kevin Lowe@FakeOilersPres·
You know your team had a shitty game when Nurse is +3 against you
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