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*Me speaking with literally anyone*
Brain:
“don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it”
Me: "We’re going to fly to Europe.... Eventually.”
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Fake JetBlue CEO Robin
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Fake JetBlue CEO Robin
@FakeRobinHayes
Proudly inspiring humanity and Wall Street. Only CEO of an American airline with a cute British accent. *Not actually Robin Hayes, but you knew that already...*
New York, NY Katılım Ağustos 2018
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This is flying as the Wright Brothers intended. Don’t @ me.
Alafair Burke@alafairburke
My friend who doesn’t have twitter sent this from her flight. It belongs on Twitter.
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@FakeOscarMunoz @PrinceValiant16 @dcairports @MiddleSeatView @JetBlue Clearly. We paint “jetBlue.com” on the sides of our engines in case anyone forgets how the internet works.
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Here’s something for #wingfriday!
#WashingtonDC after departing from @dcairports #dca #dc
Cc: @MiddleSeatView
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@AvGeekSupStore Me and @FakeBradTilden are always talking about better ways to merge our underperforming companies!
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Apparently we’re becoming a non-profit organization....
JetBlue@JetBlue
Time to get packing with #JetBlueFlashFares +Terms. bit.ly/2XDPXTD
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I also find it quite admirable of the pax to give me credit for not sitting in first class on an aircraft that doesn’t even have first class.
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I use the trash I collect to make art projects in my backyard... I sell for them cash as a side hustle, if anyone’s interested!
fxn.ws/2UHKdue
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@FakeOscarMunoz @huskies626575 @FakeSkymiles @Fakedbastian @FakeAACEODoug @fakespiritceo As long as I am in charge, you can count on our stock never inflating in any fashion.
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@huskies626575 @FakeSkymiles @Fakedbastian @FakeAACEODoug @fakespiritceo @FakeRobinHayes I need to check if I bought puts or calls. Brb...
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Delta making bank. Borrowing money to buy back shares. Anybody see anything wrong with this ?
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What a day... I think it’s safe to say everyone was quite shocked!
JetBlue@JetBlue
Time to spill the tea. Nonstop service to London from New York (JFK) and Boston arrives in 2021. Yes, on JetBlue.
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Fake JetBlue CEO Robin retweetledi
hey american air my fiancé is experiencing a regular person problem can we please fix this right now. i don’t think u understand, it’s my fiancé. i’m a pro athlete. this adding up yet? ya fix it
Baker Mayfield@bakermayfield
Hey @AmericanAir, my fiancé has her bachelorette party this weekend and y’all cancelled her direct flight... changed her ticket and seat.. it’s no longer nonstop. I’m not sure how y’all do business but I’m pretty sure this isn’t how it’s supposed to go.... AND without a refund...
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If you’re currently trying to watch one of the games on our flights, may the odds be ever in your favour! #MarchMadness2019
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THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
Runway Girl@RunwayGirl
JetBlue has teased the prospect of launching flights to Europe for years. Now, under the leadership of president and COO Joanna Geraghty, the carrier might be inching closer to introducing service to London from New York JFK and Boston. runwaygirlnetwork.com/2019/03/18/lon… #PaxEx #AvGeek
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If I were in charge of that airline I would have fired the pilots on the spot and locked them in one of those tiny space-flex lavatories for all of enternity so they can’t hurt anyone else...
The New York Times@nytimes
A lawsuit against JetBlue says that 2 pilots drugged and raped flight attendants last year and that the airline took no action when it learned of the assault nyti.ms/2FstVgr
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Not sure why this college admissions scandal is such a big deal. Bribery is just how life goes... Like when we bribed @Massport with money losing flights to ORH in return for better gates at BOS.
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I will direct our PR team to announce our transatlantic expansion immediately.
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Anyone who thinks LGA is the worst airport in the country has clearly never been to MIA.
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@martysg Pish posh, Marty! Long Island City is OURS!
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We are very excited to continue expanding JetBlue in the Midwest!
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