Not Ted Christie

#SpiritAirlines 😬 How it started: How it's going:

@TravelFake Notice how bloggers rarely push the #SpiritAirlines card...😉

Like clockwork… January: “Don’t fly Southwest!” February:

1,000 SkyRubles seems reasonable, right @Fakedbastian?

ACQUISITION IMAGE: Ted Christie & Robin Hayes DATE: 10/19/2022 BUYER: JetBlue Airways (@jetblue) SELLER: Spirit Airlines (@spiritairlines) SALE PRICE: $3,800,000,000 NOTE: Spirit Airlines shar... View full post on Instagram: zpr.io/7vnxdg6Rvhar

Come for the flight, stay for the fight! #SpiritAirlines

@JSS779 @LoyaltyLobby Also evaluating vacation homes in Montana. 😎

@LoyaltyLobby Back to the golf course for you @fakespiritceo ?

JetBlue has agreed to buy Spirit Airlines for $3.8B. bit.ly/3JbMpAN

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I love your thinking. Could I interest you in a junior executive role at the soon-to-be 5th largest US carrier? 😁

@aviatorwriting Don't worry, you'll never see these on a Spirit or Frontier plane no matter how long the flight is. 😉

Slum-It Saturday with this Lawnmower Brut Rose. Even CEOs like to drink cheap in times of inflation. 😎

@KendallFlyers @aix_expo This crap again? Every year they come up with some wacky "design of the future" for the ill-informed press to write about on a slow news day. The seatmakers should stick to shoving each row closer together. That's the only thing we buy! 🤑

Another fine day at @aix_expo ! This year’s seat vendors outdid themselves with a double-decker 💀 cnn.com/travel/article…

@ConsultingHumor Gotta be either: 1. Rounding up each of your timecards to the next whole number or 2. Claiming all of your per diem even if you got a free hotel breakfast and the client bought lunch

me to the intern: “this is not what you’re supposed to do, but this is what i do lol”

@AirlinePaxEx Throw in Shinnecock or Winged Foot and it's a done deal.

@fakespiritceo What if Hayes gets you Augusta, Pebble AND Cypress Point?

@fakespiritceo did you delay so you could run to your daddy Franke and tell him you need more money? Or did you delay cause you’re sick of having no legroom? Asking for a friend who’s feeling Blue.

Sorry, what? Too busy fielding this new JetBlue offer. 🤑

@Fakedbastian Very cost effective, Ed.

Why are we still handing out Holiday napkins in April? For Arbor Day?

NGL, I'm already in retirement mode. Can't wait to close a deal with someone. 💰💰💰#3MartiniLunch #SpiritAirlines

There really should have been. Possibly my biggest regret as CEO has been to not offer a Buzzball with a signature glass as a bundle for $25. #SpiritAirlines #PaxEx

Turns out Augusta membership is expensive! Thanks for the better offer JetBlue. 😎 #CEOLife #SpiritAirlines

I ordered a sandwich on toasted Italian bread because I decided I was tired of the roof of my mouth being fully intact.

Me too! Hey, @Fakedbastian @FakeOscarMunoz haven't seen any invites from you lately. What's up? You been inviting Biffle instead?