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This highlight from today’s Padres-Brewers telecast is presented by authority of @JLevering4 and @BrewersFanCamp and may not be disseminated without the express written consent of the Milwaukee @Brewers. 🤣

JAMEIS WINSTON ON OPENING NIGHT! The NY Giants quarterback will be a special guest for Yankees vs. Giants on #OpeningNight — the first-ever MLB game on Netflix. LIVE on Netflix March 25. Special coverage starts at 7PM ET | 4PM PT.


BREAKING: Cyberattack against American breathalyzer test company locks out drivers across 45 states.

This is Hank. He is incredibly invested in this plumbing project that does not require him in the slightest. 13/10



He pointed to the American flag on the sleeve and saluted 🫡 🇺🇸 BRYCE HARPER IS CAPTAIN AMERICA.

Juan Soto after being eliminated by Team USA: "We showed the world who's the best team in baseball. That's all I got to say." (via @JeffPassan / ESPN)

I was kissing a girl and she began licking my ear, Jesus Christ some people are overly freaked out


At Wisconsin airport and dude next to me is wolfing down cheese curds this place is not real 😭

One week ago, it was Will Smith with his Moneyball moment against the Blue Jays to put the #Dodgers in front in Game 7 of the World Series. A Hollywood moment.











