famine

@9mmsmg @BowTiedYukon I see the problem: u feign disgust bcus u hate ur current life, although ur diet makes u feel superior

@BowTiedYukon I say this as someone who has been eating skinless chicken, rice, broccoli and greek yogurt 6 times a day for the last 4 weeks. It's still not even appealing.

Drove by a Taco Bell, and there was actually a line at the drive-through. How are people eating this stuff? Fast food is trash in general, but Taco Bell is bottom rung for me. Wouldn't eat it if it were free. What's wrong with you people?

@vizartez @MerriamWebster How do u feel about December

@MerriamWebster That's so dumb though, deci is right in the word. I will defend this take, people in the 1600s were just stupid

Yes, 'decimate' originally did mean “to kill every tenth man.” Our earliest record of this specific meaning comes from the late 1500s. However, by the 1600s, it acquired the broader meaning of “to severely damage or destroy."

@DanielleLangWa @MerriamWebster Dumb take delete

@MerriamWebster Sure, word meanings evolve. But in this case, the MATH IS IN THE WORD. It’s like saying a ten dollar bill is a hundred dollar bill. Don’t rationalize this one. It makes you as bad as the people who misused it in the first place.

@theemurman @SouthDallasFood Joe expain to me how viral videos count as PR fails

@SouthDallasFood Publicly traded company. So the good news is he will be booted soon. With 2 viral fails in 1 week, HE GONE!

I call McBullshit.

@Jwantstobegin @hbnnjgr @DollaramaRecipt @RTSG_Main You sound normal and well regulated

@hbnnjgr @DollaramaRecipt @RTSG_Main You dont microfracture your skin you dumb cunt you massage it and displace the water. You’re a dumb fuck kid, there is no science that advocates for you smashing your own face with a hammer. Try it on your temples next time and help us all out.

Right wingers are straight up mentally disabled

@DanielSatyr1 @provinsmor Ja, og hvor så du det henne? På DR1 kunne man nærmest intet se desværre

@provinsmor Livgardens inspektionshavende sergent tog sig heldigvis kærligt at denne ynkelige personage

Og kæmpe fuck til den idiot som stillede sig op med er banner midt i det hele efter den legendariske og sidste nytårs tale

@ThomasPrehn @ehrenreich_ Ja, så hvad er problemet? ‘Lærde’ og ‘vise’ er synonymer, så oversættelsen er ganske fin.

@ehrenreich_ Ordet “magi” refererer til lærde, ofte af religiøs eller filosofisk natur, fra det gamle Persien eller Zoroastrianismen.

De tre vise mænd? Tre? Vise? Mænd? Skal vi seriøst tro på det?

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@madsvolesen Og 100% af svar er det samme: tjek deres forpulede app.

I've now been asked multiple times for my take on Elon's offer for Twitter. So fine, this is what I think about that. I will assume the takeover succeeds, and he takes Twitter private. (I have little knowledge/insight into how actual takeover battles work or play out) (long 🧵)

Tid til at blive en dannet samfundsborger. @AliSufiDK @aka_TBA

@simseen @annebetpedersen A-kasser er private. Det går meget mere tjept der end i de offentlige jobcentre, da bestyrelsen jo kan fyre direktøren hvis det går dårligt. Så ja, der er jo mange medlemmer og nogen af dem må jo så gå til møde i juletiden.

@annebetpedersen Det er normale hverdage? Så de prøver vel bare at udnytte (joke, det er offentligt) tiden bedst muligt.

Vi er enige om, at a-kassen placerer møder d. 23. og 27. december for at tjekke, at arbejdsløse ikke julehygger for meget, right?

@jordanbpeterson Any reason there are no VIP tickets to actually meet you at this event, dr?

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@jordanbpeterson Dear dr. Are their no VIP-tickets available for your TOUR in COPENHAGEN?

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@jordanbpeterson Dear dr. Are their no VIP-tickets available for your TOUR in COPENHAGEN?

I couldn't figure out where the comma(s) in "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" should go, so I hit myself in the face.

@AlexStritt @BlizzardCS What part of “emergency” do you not understand?

@BlizzardCS On a weekend when most people are able to play but not during the week? Awesome!

[#D2R] We will be performing emergency maintenance and the game will be unavailable during this time. Thank you for your patience and apologies for any inconvenience caused.

@RunestenConsult Han er den flittige, den dygtige og den interresante, som har evnerne. Kain, derimod, er uduelig og hans gaver er af lavere kvalitet end broderens. Nogle gange er livet bare uretfærdigt, og netop denne uretfærdighed kan få offeret til at gøre de mest modbydelige ting mod sine kær

@RunestenConsult I min mening er denne myte en af de bedste. Sådan én myte som Kain og Abel, er leveret videre fra generation til generation i flere 1000 år FØR Bibelen og den er derfor kogt ned til dens klareste essens. Mit bud er, at Abel simpelthen bare er bedre end Kain i alle sine gøremål(1