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Meanwhile in Los Angeles: My neighbor just texted me an hour ago extremely upset because he couldn’t leave our building today as a meth head WIELDING A MACHETE was blocking our exit. So my neighbor was late to work because he had to wait for LAPD to arrive (a real crapshoot these days) to remove the crazed machete wielding psycho that I just narrowly missed minutes before as I was walking home from Starbucks. The sad part is, this is FAR from the first time something like this has happened. It’s unfortunately common in LA. It doesn’t have to be this way y’all. VOTE SPENCER PRATT. SAVE LA. @spencerpratt

Here it is: John Thune’s mistress @JohnCornyn compared Jan. 6 to 9/11 and begged Christopher Wray for harsher charges against J6ers, including his own constituents, no less—as he labeled Americans white supremacists, domestic terrorists, insurrectionists, rioters, seditionists, and anarchists.

@marycatedelvey “Semi pass” = “Doesn’t even remotely pass but has deluded themselves into believing they do”

It’s because you are, in fact, a man

CAN'T HANDLER THE TRUTH! Copyright 2026, Adrian E. Alvarez, Esq. All Rights Reserved (Author @yoadrian305) Enjoy Chelsea! Lyrics below: (Intro – Piano montuno bouncing, congas sliding in, crowd chanting) ¡Oye, Chelsea! ¡Agua! Pour that can, mami, let’s see the show! (Verse 1 – Lead Sonero, horns teasing) Walking through the ‘Gram, vodka lemonade on ice, Ranting like it’s 2009, still stuck on The Hills life. “Straight white male reality star, no government degree!” Bar on the f*ing floor, mami, but you can’t even jump, see? You mocked Spence and Heidi back on Chelsea Lately nights, Now he’s running for mayor after the Palisades fire lights, Out here saving the city while you sip and throw shade, But the truth is burning hotter than the flames that he escaped! (Chorus – Full band explodes, dancers in formation) ¡Can’t Handler the Truth! ¡No la puedes manejar! ¡Can’t Handler the Truth! ¡Tu boca se va a quemar! Reality star? ¡Qué risa! You threw the first stone, But 2010 Epstein dinner got you in the zone! Prince Andrew, Woody Allen, the whole wild crew, You were there pouring drinks, now who’s the unqualified fool? ¡Can’t Handler the Truth! ¡Salta el bar si puedes, tú! Spencer Pratt for mayor – ¡y tú te caes al suelo, boo! (Verse 2 – Timbalero solo builds, salsa rhythm tightens) You called him unqualified, compared him to Trump on blast, But your old feud’s ancient history, baby, that ship has passed. Palisades burned his home, now he’s fighting for LA’s soul, While you film yourself tipsy, digging your own political hole. Shane Gillis roasted you live, dropped the receipts on the table, That Manhattan townhouse dinner – yeah, we all saw the label! You say “have we learned nothing?” – honey, look in the mirror, The bar ain’t on the floor… it’s six feet under your career! (Chorus – Horns hit harder, backup singers call out) ¡Can’t Handler the Truth! ¡No la puedes manejar! ¡Can’t Handler the Truth! ¡Tu boca se va a quemar! Reality star? ¡Qué risa! You threw the first stone, But 2010 Epstein dinner got you in the zone! Prince Andrew, Woody Allen, the whole wild crew, You were there pouring drinks, now who’s the unqualified fool? ¡Can’t Handler the Truth! ¡Salta el bar si puedes, tú! Spencer Pratt for mayor – ¡y tú te caes al suelo, boo! (Bridge/Montuno – Call & Response, tempo pushes, dancers circle the stage) (Coro): ¡Chelsea, Chelsea, ¿qué pasó?! (Pregón): You poured the lemonade but the truth won’t flow! (Coro): ¡Chelsea, Chelsea, ¿qué pasó?! (Pregón): Straight white male? ¡Mira quién habla, tú! (Coro): ¡Chelsea, Chelsea, ¿qué pasó?! (Pregón): Epstein house party – now the joke’s on you! (Coro): ¡Chelsea, Chelsea, ¿qué pasó?! (Pregón): June 2nd is coming, mami, better run for cover too! (Mambo Section – Brass battle, full Broadway belting, timbales wild) ¡Mambo! ¡Saca la basura, Chelsea! ¡No más drama! ¡Prattman’s in the building, fixing up La-La Land, mama! (Final Chorus – Big crescendo, whole cast on stage, lights up) ¡Can’t Handler the Truth! ¡No la puedes manejar! ¡Can’t Handler the Truth! ¡Tu boca se va a quemar! Bar on the floor? We jumping over you tonight! Spencer Pratt for mayor – LA’s getting it right! ¡Can’t Handler the Truth! ¡No la puedes manejar! ¡Can’t Handler the Truth! ¡Vamos Spencer, saca la basura ya! (Outro – Final horn stab, crowd chant fades with congas) ¡Oye, Chelsea… you just got handled! ¡SPENCER PRATT FOR MAYOR! ¡Junio 2, vámonos! ¡Aguaaaaa!

New episode of the Palisades Fire just dropped starring Spencer Pratt 👀 Truth really is stranger than fiction…

@ThatCheerMomOfX 😂😂😂

I love when guys ask how big my tits are like as if men have any idea what bra sizes mean. I could tell a guy I'm a WD-40 and he would be like 'omg so hot'

Spencer Pratt is about to get the SAVE Act PASSED?! 😱 Who else DIDN’T have “The Hills villain turns LA Mayor frontrunner and accidentally forces Dems to secure elections” on their 2026 bingo card?!

@Hisbabygirl68 @clerpatriot Same

@clerpatriot Maybe I’m old but at first glance I saw a Michael Jackson glove😂😂

The White House just posted this and the left is having a meltdown in the comments… they're on the case trying to find the hidden meaning. Next they will try to cancel the rapper Drake for this.

The Democrats are painting a terrifying picture of what they plan to do if they gain power — and I think they mean it. Don't believe me? Listen to the likely Democratic nominee for President in 2028 in her own words 👇

@amuse They have mansions, luxury vehicles, and expensive vacations to pay for. They need a new influx of money.

JOKE? BLM leaders held a press conference to protest the fact that Netflix is airing a comedian making jokes about George Floyd?

They do this over and over, yet the “intellectually incapable” among us remain easy targets for their fear mongering.

@mazemoore @SnowflakeSlayr1 They have been using the hyperbolic fear mongering for decades. What is insane is that people still fall for it.

2016. Guy McPherson (a climate change expert, scientist, and professor from the University of Arizona) says that there will not be any humans on the planet by 2026 due to the effects of climate change. Trust the scientists. 😜🤣

@MagicMoments143 @TRobinsonNewEra

@TRobinsonNewEra WHAT ABOUT THE JEWS WHO ARE LITERALLY THE ONES DESTABALIZING THE MIDDLE EAST CAUSING THE INFLUX OF MIGRANTS JUST REMOVE THE JEWS AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE MUSLIMS EITHER TOMMY IS LITERALLY PAID BY JEWS L I T E R A L L Y

We want our country back . Millions are in attendance

Notice how these corrupt politicians always wanna talk about *their* experience, because they really don’t wanna talk about *your* experience…living under their failed leadership.

🚨 WOW! Spencer Pratt's campaign just went all-in on Karen Bass allowing RAMPANT DOG ABUSE in Los Angeles "LA City shelters are called no-kill, but dogs are getting killed every day." This guy's WHOLE CAMPAIGN is popular common sense Protect families, stop the rampant drug use, end the homelessness, stop the dog abuse VOTE FOR THIS GUY LA! 👏🏻

Spencer Pratt with another message for Angelinos @spencerpratt for Mayor of Los Angeles

@LA_Mngr_CarylF @dilloneckes The funniest part is that you don’t understand what part makes you look crazy. I guess the saying is true, “Crazy people don’t know they are crazy”. 😂😂😂

@FanOfObjTruth @dilloneckes You see that little 🛡️ icon that pops up when you click date joined? It rats you out 🤣

MAYOR KAREN BASS TAKES HER CLOWN SHOW ON THE ROAD! 🤡🎪

Respectfully, no. Pressure your Senators to have him removed from the position. Don’t vote for either him or his political allies when they are up for re-election. If he is participating in public forums, call him out on the issues and demand explanations. Stage peaceful protests outside his offices - without blocking traffic, being obnoxiously loud, and *certainly* without calling for violence. If you start “throwing rotten tomatoes” or, worse, harassing his *family* you are no better than the leftists. I want Thune ousted from the position. It is up to his constituents to see that he is removed from the Senate entirely, though I hope they will. I think his lack of action is really “plausibly deniable bad action”. If he won’t act, he needs to be (legally and without violence) replaced with someone who will.

Thune should be relentlessly shamed whenever he’s out in public. When he marches in a parade this 4th of July, his constituents should be ready with rotten tomatoes. I’m not even kidding. He needs to know what’s at stake for him. If he doesn’t pass the SAVE Act, we will make sure his children’s children’s children are deeply ashamed of their lineage. We will make sure his name is synonymous with corruption and greed. We will make sure his biggest regret in life is his complete and utter betrayal of the American people.

No Trump judges, no voter ID SAVE Act, 50 bills already passed by the house in limbo. Pardon my language, but this guy is a worthless piece of shit. He’s worse than a grifter Democrat. Fetterman has done more for the Republican platform than this weasel. Treacherous rat.

‘Giggle v Tickle’ turned Australia into laughing stock.

@salltweets @kristenmag Fixed it.