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#NEXUS13 the Passages group seems purely promotional--not really challenging!! #morespeakers #lessadvertisements

#NEXUS13 we mean "fight" not "argue", but the point here is solid. #alsorightaboutsarcasm #guilty

#NEXUS13 we should also remember that accountability isn't always the same thing as punishment.

Just watched the first half of #ChristmasCarol at #TobysDinnerTheatre. Best. Hero. Ever. #crabidol

I'm back, fishes! #AskAQuestion #GetACrabbyAnswer

@travluptuous Q:thoughts on lincoln+vampires? A:Bleeding-heart politician attacks the nation's richest? Seen it already #obama #classwarfare

@MattOSwag Age of Aquarius. Runner up: you never give me your money (I take it) by the Beatles #crabtaste #betterthisway

Valentine's Day is an attempt to kindle back into existence a belief in love that life itself proves impossible. #modernism

Valentine's Day is February 14. #pragmatism

Valentine's Day is an attempt to kindle back into existence a belief in love that Life routinely disproves. #cynicism

@josephwyatt Do you think sad clown get-ups are like hobo blackface? #NoHobo

It's official: I cede my unrelatable, ridiculous, crustacean identity to #mittromney. He's just better at it than me. #lobstersalwayswin

#DPRK: it's more American if you pronounce it Kim Jong Ugh!, then thrust your hips

Kim Jong fun fact: he was the 4th member of the beastie boys. Hence 'il communication' #crabhumor #socialistssuck

Holiday tip #8: spend more, particularly on #MSFT and #APPL. #crabinvestments #hedgingbets

@MisterPresto Q:Any other species started moving into your community? #undesirables? A:ugh, coral, coral, coral. #communists Also: mexicans.

@MisterPresto Q: u still around? A: around but lonely. Gotta a question? I'll answer it for 2.3 million dollars.

I think someone needs to tell tim #tebow that world hunger and cancer are ahead by 13 and there's only three minutes left

@grahamstowe Judd Nelson Mandela