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Smooth jazz is what happens when you try to please everybody. #FridayFeeling

@CoachDanGo DNA analysis

What are some expensive health purchases that are 100% worth it?

@DrJesseMorse Stop clickbait capitalizing on cruel camera angles and lens. You know nothing about her medication intake. These kinds of irresponsible posts undermine your authority.

“Ozempic face” is nearly impossible to reverse Advice: AVOID OZEMPIC/Semaglutide

@ClaireLeG1 @DrJesseMorse Can you just request these? (I had an anaphylaxis when the MRI tech injected gadolinium in 2019.)

@DrJesseMorse There are iron based contrasts for MRI. They have a longer half-life than gadolinium which allows for longer imaging windows and potentially allows multiple scans or more flexible protocols after a single injection.

Cancer patients, doctors and especially oncologists listen up! If you have received (or are prescribing) frequent MRIs or CT scans with contrast, you need to be aware that often times this contrast NEVER leaves your body. For example, this is a now 59-year-old female with a history of cancer that underwent chemotherapy and had multiple imaging studies with contrast. Gadolinium is used for contrast with MRIs and CT scans. Barium is used for contrast with abdominal and G.I. studies. On the left, you will see the amount of heavy metals in her body from 2024 (pre removal), including the following: Gadolinium - 200x normal ‼️ Palladium - 90x normal 😳 Lead - 20x normal Barium - 11x normal After completing several rounds of IV therapy called chelation, which binds to heavy metals in the body and are removed via the kidney, after two years (2026). These are her new levels: Gadolinium - 200x ➡️ 7x 👀👏🏼 Palladium - 90x ➡️ 8x Lead - 20x ➡️ 4x Barium - 11x ➡️ 1.8x All SIGNIFICANTLY better, but we still have work to do. If you have received several IV (or oral) contrasts for imaging studies, there is a VERY good chance that heavy metal is stuck in your body causing issues. There’s not many providers throughout the United States that do this type of testing, i happen to be one of them. This specific type of test is called a Doctor’s Data pre-and post provocation, costs about $500, often this is completed with two different compounds: DMPS (for mercury and arsenic) and EDTA (for all other heavy metals). Share this with someone you know that may be impacted by this.

@hippojuicefilm @thathawksgirl Yeah: a bad camera person.

@thathawksgirl This is from 3 days ago. So something really bad happened since January.

Olivia Wilde looks like a medical cadaver came to life. Ozempic is ruining women.

The Cato Institute is a libertarian think tank. It just published a 30-year study showing immigrants paid 14.5 trillion dollars more in taxes than they received in government benefits. Every single year. For thirty years. Without exception. The country was lied to. Here is what the study found.🧵

The Chernobyl nuclear disaster happened 40 years ago today.

@DrNikhilMD Oral doses that will absorb in cases of autoimmune gastritis (intrinsic factor issues) are 2000 mg daily. They absorb passively, 1-2% at a time. But shots are so much more effective and do not hurt for the most part.

Patients taking Vitamin B12 for months… Still showing low B12 levels on repeat tests What are we missing?👇

Last night Ben Sasse confirmed my suspicion that Dr. Santiago Schnell, provost at Dartmouth, is quickly becoming the single most influential voice in higher education. If you haven’t already read his essay on AI that broke the internet you should. “AI has not created new educational problems; it has made old ones impossible to ignore. The habit of rewarding performance over understanding, fluency over depth, and polish over genuine engagement was already present in our institutions before the first language model was trained. AI simply industrializes and accelerates those habits until their emptiness becomes undeniable…” ncregister.com/commentaries/s…

@SIGKITTEN You’re right to push back.

My wife yelled at me about something I forgot to do today and I immediately start responding with "You're absolutely right"

If you aspire to transcend partisan-polarized information processing, imagine what your reaction would’ve been if Biden displayed whatever this is. If you don’t aspire to transcend partisan-polarized information processing, proceed as normal

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

Stealing from the Louvre is peak radical chic. It doesn't hurt the rich. It hurts schoolchildren, it hurts the poor, it erodes our social fabric, it makes us cruder, crasser, more like Piker. The Times' failure to say as much is what happens when an institution loses its way. A smarter Times would have pointed out that we tried this more than a half-century ago, and it was an abysmal failure on every level. It would have shrugged at his performance. It would have smirked. It would have said: Grow up and read a few books, and come back to us when you have something original to say.

Protect Puget Sound! #EarthDay

My wife: . . . you're still going to do the dishes tonight, right?

vancouver is like sf but: 1. more cultured 2. better food 3. more fashionable 4. cleaner 5. better waterfronts 6. everyones broke 7. better dating 8. zero startups

Demis Hassabis’s “Einstein test” for defining AGI: Train a model on all human knowledge but cut it off at 1911, then see if it can independently discover general relativity (as Einstein did by 1915); if yes, it’s AGI.

We are winning the war on cancer, and few people realize it yet

It’s not just new, it’s newspeak

Long term follow up of a phase 1 trial of an mRNA tumor vaccine shows that 7/8 patients with pancreatic cancer, who mounted an immune response to the vaccine, are still alive 6 years later. This is breathtaking data and shows the promise of mRNA vaccines. nbcnews.com/health/cancer/…