Fat Bearded Chef 👨‍🍳

My attempt at a cherry pie

@FatBeardedChef We gonna turn that into an indoor shooting range open to the public. We gonna sell off all that gold and use the funds to teach Americans, including children, how to properly use and maintain firearms.

Since we can just put whoever we want in office without an election now, I've decided that I'm the president of the United States of America. It's ok, Donnie. I've got this. You can head on back home to Little St. Ja... I mean Mar-a-Lago. Kyle's in charge now.

Knock know +whos there+ Flock +flock who+ A private company called flock has its eyes on you

Israeli officials are “pissed” after Brad Parscale’s massive pro-Israel influencer campaign fails spectacularly. Follow: @AFpost

@LordKingFigaro Yummmm

@FatBeardedChef hear me out... ciabatta bread, some nice Italian cheese, prosciutto, basil pesto spread out the bread (toasted), and sun-dried tomatoes

Tomato sandwiches are the absolute best

@amitylee13 I should be away from it. I limit it but these are definitely my weakness

@FatBeardedChef I’m a Kraft gal. 😬 Although, these days I don’t eat bread and I make homemade mayo when I get the chance. But a fresh mater sammich was one of the best summer lunches back in the day. 🤗

@LordKingFigaro Never tried it with sun dried tomatoes

@FatBeardedChef are those sun-dried tomato sandwiches?

@amitylee13 Yes. Dukes mayo

@FatBeardedChef Yes! With salt and mayo.

i’m sorry there’s no way they’re expecting us to panic about this parasite like its covid It’s objectively funny, sorry boss, gotta stay home because…..explosive diarrhea Be for real

@RepThomasMassie Take notes of who opposes this

Minority Leader Jeffries opposes the Massie-Khanna amendment to cut $3 billion of aid to Israel, but leaves members of his party to vote their conscience. My conscience is clear. I will vote against using American tax dollars to fund genocide.

@ShadowofEzra They are itching for the chance to use nukes

Benjamin Netanyahu has now publicly threatened to use nuclear weapons against Iran while speaking in Dimona, near Israel's main nuclear research facility, where the country maintains an undeclared nuclear weapons program. Netanyahu made it clear that this "will be a very different event and much more powerful." "We are prepared for any scenario."

@SpazzyIsReal It’s perfect the way it is 🤣

Men decorate better 🤣

Typical. Filled with such hate and yet that little woman is able to hold him back. Pathetic. It’s why they have to use bombs

Bookseller Mohammad Saad lost his son, his home, and his bookstore in the aftermath of Israel’s war on Gaza. The 58-year-old has since built a roadside library out of books he salvaged from the rubble of his home.

Democrats and republicans are shit