One Spazzy Cuddlefish

"If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves"

If a vaccine injures your child, you can't sue the company that made it. They have a special legal shield no one voted for. My End the Vaccine Carve Out Act changes that.

There are 42 states that hold bartenders accountable if the customers they over serve kill someone but 0 states that hold Judges accountable if the criminals they release kill someone. Insane.

The first guy gets killed but takes 3-4 cops with him, so they only have 16 to send after the next guy. The next guy dies too, but now the kill squad is down to 12 and they just witnessed 8 of their buddies get wasted. The rest quit before the third guy gets his turn. Simple.

This is the way

This is what the beginning of screen addiction looks like in a young child There is zero reason for young kids to get any regular screen time. Its all harm & no benefit. Put phones away, spend time WITH kids, and they wont even know what screen time is.

What a difference a headline makes.

15 year old son had a blood test. Doctor asked me to ring on Friday for the results. Receptionist said “we can’t give you his results because he is over 14 and hasn’t given explicit consent.” This isn’t to empower or protect kids, this is the State incrementally removing parents as the primary guardian of children while children are still naive and suggestible.

I gotta hand it to Trump. Destroying the stock market, obliterating his own political party and launching nuclear war is a bold alternative to just disclosing whatever in the fuck he did in those Epstein files.

Us: “Gas is unaffordable.” Government: “Trump’s signature is going on the dollar!” Us: “The job market sucks.” Government: “Here’s an app you can download to get your news!” Us: “We don’t want war!” Government: “We’re hosting UFC at the White House!” Us: “We can’t afford food.” Government: “We made up another award to give to Trump!” Has there ever been a more out of touch administration than this one?

If you have been paying attention, over 3000 farms, ranches, food processing facilities, and agriculture facilities have been destroyed the last 5 years Some by plane crashes, others “unexplained” Seems we have been living under an attack on our food security for some time

PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE PURPOSE OF THIS WHITEHOUSE APP: This app will be the only working app when the power is cut, and starlink is the only internet option. NO OTHER APPS WILL WORK BUT THIS ONE. Trump will send out cryptic messages to Patriots, asking them to "trust the plan", and telling his followers and anyone who uses the app to "trust" masked federal agents coming into their towns for "security reasons". He will tell users of the app "not to be alarmed" by the ubiquitous presence of drones, and that they are there merely to "ensure the safety of the community." He will ask his followers to allow them unmitigated access to their property for any reason at any time. He will be brazen enough to ask Patriots to turn in their guns, until "safety is restored." But most alarmingly, he will ask Patriots to remain calm while certain "high risk individuals" are arrested around them in their local neighborhoods and communities. People they know. People they trust. Good people in their community who they have known their entire lives. They will be told that they may not understand the reasons behind such arrests, but that they were thoroughly vetted by law enforcement using "state of the art technology". THIS is the app they are going to use to message to his followers, and others who download the app out what they perceive to be necessity, to try to keep America calm when the power is cut, and the mass arrests of American Patriots take place.

🚨DO NOT DOWNLOAD the new White House app. Screenshots from the Android version show it requesting exact location access, fingerprint/biometric hardware, the ability to modify or read your stored files, contacts, and other device data. For what? "News updates?" Come on. A basic content app doesn't need to know exactly where you are, dig through your photos and files, or tap into your biometrics. That's not convenience. That's surveillance dressed up as "direct access." Just say no to the Palantir/Epstein administration!

No lies detected. It's actually insane how smartphones effectively ruined computer literacy for younger Gen Z and Alpha.

Only an idiot would download a government app. But you do you.

@boofyre @SBGHistorian @FightWithMemes My bad, I gave you too much credit

@SpazzyIsReal @SBGHistorian @FightWithMemes Socialist. Get it right.

If a crime is punishable by a fine, that means the law is breakable for a price.

@boofyre @SBGHistorian @FightWithMemes Found the communist

@SBGHistorian @FightWithMemes @SpazzyIsReal There are rules to follow for the privilege of living in a city. Want to build a castle, move to the country.

She means they're going to be engaging in superior educational activities than what the school is giving, right? The kids are going to be reading the classics, working on mental math, having family read aloud time, right? She doesn't think the *nothing* education system in much of the USA is "too much", right? 😭

A line of coke is healthier than this

Newly released video of Noelia. She's standing, moving, and smiling. She looks determined to overcome her pain. She looks optimistic. The entire Spanish healthcare regime seemingly decided to execute her the moment she voiced suicidal thoughts in therapy - instead of fighting for her life and future. Her death would have been 1000% avoidable with the right support network. It's one of the most horrifying incidents in modern European history.