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FatBottomGirl
FatBottomGirl@FatBottomGirl1·
Not to be outdone by Gwyneth Paltrow, I've come out with my own "smells like my vagina" candle. It has notes of dust motes, dirt floor cellar, old glory holes, and Cheetos dust.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️
It was a mistake to think the internet would render physical media superfluous. Websites disappear, studios delete movies, whole digital ecosystems can vanish in an instant. Buy print books, collect DVDs, there’s so much joy to be had in this tangible world.
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The Real Rodney Lacroix
The Real Rodney Lacroix@RealRodLacroix·
It was called “Funny Twitter” and people would makes jokes and other people would read them and laugh.
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FatBottomGirl@FatBottomGirl1·
This thread is the exact kind of mental fuckery that keeps me off this platform. This place has become a goddamn nightmare.
Jessica Rojas 🇺🇸💪@VoicesUnheard

I finally spoke with my family member who holds a high-ranking position in the military. It's not good. Remember when they told me to get my affairs in order? It was back in April. They said, "We're preparing for war on the homeland." I asked them if it was the CCP or Russia, and they said, "No, it will be a civil war pitted against we the people; that's what many of us at the top are being told." I asked them what's going on with NC, and are the stories true that they're not rescuing people? Their exact words: "Yes, it's become political, and many of us want to take our choppers down to rescue people, but we have not been given the OK. We see civilians doing more than our own government, who, by the way, is trying to get in the way of them helping. This is not the military I signed up for. I am pissed off. I don't think I'll ever get the smell off of me. so many dead and when you see a child, you can't help but cry. I keep thinking what if that was J**** just laying there you know? Don't get me started on FEMA, what a joke. I'll try to text later, gotta run. You can share what I'm saying, but please leave out any details about my identity; I'll be court marshaled in a second." I'm using they/their/them for a reason. If they text more later, I'll add to it here. 😔

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Witch Hazel
Witch Hazel@wit_haze·
Caption this
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Being Foolish
Being Foolish@Celadonblues·
Many posts (almost all) are now from paid accounts looking to bait interaction. That has made this place about the same quality & utility as cable television, complete dog shit. Oh well it was fun for the decade it lasted. See you guys at the next Temporary Autonomous Zone.
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FatBottomGirl@FatBottomGirl1·
Isn't that Bacchus? 🤔 Fucking knicker twisting pearl clutchers. Christians on full freak about this, but gladly celebrate Xmas which is based on a Pagan holiday. Hypocrites.
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paula.vision.pv@thepaulasuzanne·
At McDonald's eating & working some this morning. A man a few tables over took a phone call. After, I said, "Excuse me, sir. Has anyone ever told you what celebrity you sound like? You sound like someone and I can't place it." He started talking & I said, "It's Don Williams."
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FatBottomGirl@FatBottomGirl1·
@thepaulasuzanne I had tickets to see Don Williams, but he got sick so concert was rescheduled. It was then canceled and he died shortly after. Got to see The Possum and he died a couple months after. I have stopped going to see old country singers. 😔
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FatBottomGirl@FatBottomGirl1·
@tabularosa5 I would agree. If the average person is anything like me, I'm sick of all politicians. Lol
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Old Guy
Old Guy@tabularosa5·
In my typically curmudgeonly fashion, I feel compelled to state that I think both sides of the fence have vastly overestimated the popularity of their candidate.
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FatBottomGirl@FatBottomGirl1·
Amazon advertising the one titty out dress like it's no big deal. 🤣
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Trey
Trey@treydayway·
I'm going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next
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oorannob
oorannob@jvbt82hhs·
#QOTD When you think about the State of Vermont, what’s the first thing that pops into your head? Please comment or gif as you wish…
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FatBottomGirl@FatBottomGirl1·
@Wook316 I would, but the one time I gave my dog scrambled eggs it gave him diarrhea. Not making that mistake again. Lol
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Dolla Sto Waffles
Dolla Sto Waffles@Wook316·
Who else makes scrambled eggs w cheese for their doggo, or am I the only enabler?
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FatBottomGirl
FatBottomGirl@FatBottomGirl1·
Crisis hotlines are the tip of the iceberg for mental health care. Some people don't even qualify for ACA and live in states without expanded Medicaid. Stop patting yourselves on the back for the bare minimum, especially when you have excellent healthcare plans.
President Biden Archived@POTUS46Archive

Mental health is health. Every American ought to be able to get help during a mental health crisis just as quickly as they would dialing 911. That's why we launched 988, the most accessible version of our nation's Crisis Lifeline, and available 365 days a year, 24 hours a day.

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