Keith Nicholson (Keith E Babes)

@JHCPAL 😊👍🏻

@FatPunter No,you didn't mis hear. 😁. It'll be all things Easter next weekend.

@JHCPAL have you mentioned pace egg jarping ?

@JHCPAL I always thought them "paste" eggs but probably misheard. The World Jarping Championships is still held on Easter Sunday in Peterlee 😊

@FatPunter Yes, last Easter. I'll be doing it again next weekend, along with other Easter words.

Today is one of the two Sundays in the year that my dear friend, who is sadly no longer with us, Ian "Shady" Jackson would invent a spurious excuse to pick me up to go somewhere as he couldn't figure out how to change the clock in his car and I could!

@l_pawley I wouldn't bank on it 🤭

@FatPunter See you there Keith hopefully multi layers of coats not required 🤞🙄

@CountBinface A Parliament.

What is the collective noun for a group of c***s?

@karenfthompson Common sense. Full sized Mars Bars. Linda Carter dressed as Wonderwoman.

In bed early as clocks go forward tonight … Rather than putting the clocks forward, I'm going to put them back to the 80's and spend the day there... Can I bring anything back for you…?

@JaneSelena Super stuff. Onwards and upwards 😊👍🏻

Positive twitter news. For the 3rd time I was told I'd have to stop riding out from the permanent nerve damage in my arm from surgery.also terrible neuropathy. The last 2 days I've rode 3 lots ❣️ life after cancer isn't easy but im going to fill everyday with the things I love .

@JamieMagill5 Both. Way too early plus way too late.

Well I don't know what is more bloody ridiculous; the County Championship season beginning on 3 April, or ending on 27 September? 🏏

@nfalliance1890 @stevegraha3432 Thank you.

@FatPunter @stevegraha3432 Was at Walker Central. Unfortunately Hazlerigg reopening was delayed until Wednesday coming

A windy day on a terrible pitch meant quality was in short supply, the three real bits of quality were the finish for the first goal, the cross for Newcastle's equaliser and everything about the Hazlerigg winner- Hazlerigg Victory 2-1 Newcastle East End @nfalliance1890

@estrellia @SorchaNiRuaidh I had a free 50p Placepot off the Tote, banged a line of favourites on and won £3.05! Better than a slap.

@estrellia @SorchaNiRuaidh Get in there!

@SorchaNiRuaidh Boom! I won 90p. 😂

Today's live sporting action; @Blyth_TownFC v @Heatonstan , local derby in the Northern Premier League East. @nonleaguedayuk

@SomersetCCC Decent ball. Was there a warning for running down the pitch too?

What a ball this was from Alfie Ogborne this afternoon 🔥 #YouAreSomerset

@MikeParcej 🤭 how about the cream then?

@FatPunter Now now Keith please don't start me off on this old chestnut again!! It continues to rile me that The Big Bopper didn't even try to pronounce it properly!!

A Chantilly sunset.

@MannGeorgia many thanks for playing my organ choice. Never heard it for ages, fair blows the cobwebs away! Have a tidy weekend 😊

@DaniVJackson Oh dear. I hope you can get sorted without too much grief. Sadly our world has more than it's fair share of horrible people. Take care.

You know what isn't fun on a Thursday night? Getting scammed like an idiot and sending bank card details and your passport photo to the criminals 🤦‍♀️ #scammers