Father Returneth

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@ThinkAppraiser The HOA presidents of my rentals🤣🤣🤣

I’m starting a competing business I will be offering these for only $250,000 per Light (stand included)

@thatgirlmulaa 🤣🤣🤣 In Nigeria ln pidgin "God cash una"

So my friend figured out her baby daddy was using her car to cheat on her while shes at work. She found a condom wrapper under the seat . But instead of arguing she played it cool put a tracker in the car n told him to drop her off like normal. As soon as he dropped her off I pulled up n picked her up and we followed the car so we could she WHO THE GIRL WAS. We followed the car to some apartments parked around the corner and walked the rest of the way so he wouldn’t notice my car . We creeped up like 2 roaches looking through the windshield and saw him getting his SOUL SNATCHED . My friend lost every bit of home training she opened the door n just started SWINGING on the girl . She pull her out the car and the girl TALL than a mf n she start getting down on my friend so I jump in. After one swing connected I KNEW this wasn’t no regular b****. She start tearing BOTH us up at the same time. Come to find out she a whole trans lady. Her baby daddy pull off and LEAVES US helpless in the parking lot . So I took off running to my car cuz at this point this ain’t my business and she should have never called me up for this ridiculousness . She can play Now That’s Tv by her d*mn self. NEVER AGAIN !

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I came home this afternoon, ate, and slept for 3 hours straight. The things my eyes saw today. Me to my students: If you're not properly dressed, don't enter my office to ask for results. Minutes later, I see student A wearing his sportswear instead of school uniform. Our eyes meet and hold for a few seconds. I'm not in the mood to talk, so I ignore him and look away. He surely won't dare to enter my office after my warning... so what's the point in talking? Students who are properly dressed come in with their parents and guardians to collect their results. More time passes. Someone walks into my office. I look up. It's Student A... but he looks different. He's not wearing his sportswear anymore. He's wearing the school uniform now. Something seems off about it though. So I let my gaze sweep over him... from head to toe. That's when I see it. His belt is wrapped firmly around his waist, but the trousers look gathered at the waist, like they're much bigger than him. They're also folded at the hem, so it's clear to see they are much longer too. "Whose uniform is this?" I ask him. "It's B's uniform," he tells the truth immediately. "Go call him," I instruct him. He leaves and returns with another student, Student B. I know him. Minutes earlier, he and his aunt had come to pick up his result. He had been wearing his uniform then. He's not wearing it now. But what's confusing is that he's not even wearing Student A's sportswear. I had seen Student A earlier... he had been wearing a blue sportswear when I first saw him. Student B who is standing in front of me, is wearing a different sportswear. "Whose sportswear is this?" I ask Student B. He and Student A exchange a chuckle. "It's C's sportswear," he replies. Again, I ask him to go call Student C. They both return a few minutes later. I look at them, at a loss for words. Student A is wearing Student B's oversized uniform. Student B is wearing Student C's sportswear. And Student C is wearing Student A's undersized sportswear. Me:

@AskMichaelTaiwo @omolaraeni81 🤣🤣

@omolaraeni81 Ah! Before I posted this one, I thought to myself “Eniola, will like this one o, since it’s not maths”. Just guess.

Easy one for the people who dislike maths.

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@jimohsolz @Omojuwa We need more of this.

@Omojuwa That’s why I’m in support of a lady here who travelled down to Nig for her mum’s burial. Family began to stress her with one senseless bill or the other. Before they know it, the lady retrieved the mum from the mortuary, buried her, then flew back to the UK. Everybody shock!!

One of the most irritating bit of some cultures is how they treat the children or spouses of people that lose their loved ones. It hurts even more when such deceased person lived and died in poverty. Someone dies poor, then you are insisting on the children raising millions that they don’t have, so that you can carry out some ‘traditional’ rights before you bury their loved one. More so when they ask people who don’t even have such money to take care of themselves, and will soon be left alone after the burial. Culture is the way of life of a people at a point in time. ‘At a point in time’ is my emphasis, because not every part of culture deserves to see another sun. This is why I appreciate stubborn people really. When push comes to shove, do what you gotta do!

@Omojuwa Resistance matters. If people don’t automatically give in, it changes the dynamic. Most people scramble to find the money simply to avoid confrontation with those driving that culture.

@Lifeinvestmoney And in 40 years you save 100s of thousands. Smart you

Renting is ALWAYS better I don't pay for: - Taxes - Insurance - Mortgage - Taxes - Repairs - Maintenance Renting is a life hack

@Invaluablemoi Her ajebutter looks also contributed to that natural hair

See raw beauty in its natural state🥰🥰 One man will now come here and say "Yes cornrows are good but they can never compare to what a good wig does to a woman, the leveling up is always top tier" 😏🙄 What other leveling up do we need as a black woman that we don't already have without wearing wigs?🤷‍♀️

@faavoredsoul @Tonnyr0 Thats not true. Gravity is always at play

@Tonnyr0 Even scientists can’t explain how gravity seems almost zero here

Even hysicians can not explain why here gravitational force is neutralized approximately to zero! 🤔🤔🤔

@seunosewa @AskMichaelTaiwo There’s also a psychological element to it. When people perceive a bigger threat, they tend to revert to a natural defensive stance. They just went to their feminine instincts.

@AskMichaelTaiwo The women didn't coordinate their fighting well. They also didn't try to block. Also, they were in a lower weight class on top of being female.

This is why men don’t belong in female sports. Future generations would not believe we even debated this.

@AskMichaelTaiwo At this point the future generations wont even know there was a difference

@misty_abisola Worst part is outcry did not make her pull down the original post or at least rewrite it.

Apart from the very wicked and insensitive framing of this tweet, this is what we are saying about disability language. IMBECILE is a terrible word to describe anyone with a disability. ☹️

@misty_abisola The writer used the right word that applies to herself not the victim

@EmmanuelAdvertz @AskMichaelTaiwo Yoi create your own opportunities and options. Not following the mob.

@AskMichaelTaiwo It's basically a lack of opportunity Lack of other options

100%...I see this with immigration applications too. Someone used a method, 1,000 people copy it until USCIS starts to deny that same method.

@Only1Etubo Yeah and i bet you work for a private company that sells stuff and pays you a living wage

@FatherReturneth Electricity is expensive here also. In fact, my last electricity bill was over two hundred dollars. Guess what? I can afford to pay it because I have a decent job.

Where he is at right now is where I was in 2015, and that’s what pushed me to leave Nigeria. It was fuel scarcity, no light, no fuel, too much heat. I wan mad. The wild part is, if I had stayed in Nigeria, I would probably still be angry about the same issues 11 years later.

Truer words. The problem is people are cashing out and want to continue to cash out.

@Hauwa_L No they are not uniformed. People are advocating publicly about killing disabled kids. They know about disabilities, they just choose to be deliberately wicked

There needs to be more education around people with disabilities. A lot of us are uninformed.

@appoobaby2 @Hauwa_L See this comment? Exactly the problem

@Hauwa_L Are u disabled?

@misty_abisola This is very correct. They still look down on people with SCD calling them sicklers or "beating will correct that behavior" of a neurodivergent or callong people with down syndrome "imbecile". They choose stigma on purpose.

I disagree. A lot of us are not uninformed. We are just selfish and we do not see persons with disabilities as fellow human beings. Information is very very available, people are being corrected every day. Disabled people are speaking up, educating and sharing their realities. You correct language, people will argue back. You explain respectful alternatives, people will tell you “how can you tell me I can’t say ALBINO anymore when it’s in the dictionary?” You advocate for better treatment, people deflect to “everyone is suffering.” I run a disability advocacy and talent management agency, and I’ve seen this up close. We represent persons with disabilities and the pushback is constant. We see what skit makers do with disability on social media, turning their real experiences into harmful jokes and stereotypes for engagement. Thousands of people and even our favorite celebrities are always laughing at these useless skits. We corrected one skit maker in January, and till today, people are still in the comment section defending the harmful content and insulting us. We @mistyglamcorp organized an advocacy pageant last year for persons with albinism, and some brands asked us why we are wasting time on inclusive pageantry because “it doesn’t sell.” We are currently working on a runway show for models with disabilities, and the things brand managers say behind the scenes when we pitch to them to sponsor the event will shock you. That’s not lack of information. I’m working on a free dictionary of disability-inclusive words/ language and during the testing phase, someone was arguing about why they can never stop using the word, “RETARD.” My team and I also have a digital platform we are building for disability education called @IncluNorm and investors directly tell us “this is not necessary.” You cannot educate people who are just selfish and mean. This is where laws, policies and consequences have to come in. Private individuals can only do what we can. There has to be real consequences for exclusion, and poor treatment of persons with disabilities.