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I ASKED MINE WIZARD TO CAST HASTE AND SHE JUST GAVE ME RITALIN?

knightslopping steelmaxxing devotionposting

how harrow's self-insert fanfiction was about to go

the orchestra could overpower the conductor if they really wanted to. it’s fear that holds them back

THEY SHOULD MAKE A SWORD THAT DOESN’T WHISPER TO YOU

im straight sippin on (looks inside golden goblet. sees swirling crimson red mass that seems to go on forever.) i don't know.

the psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

the knights are joustingggg

You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.

A dense fog envelops you and, after a spell, you find yourself at the foot of what can only be described as an extremely dope and baller castle

Ianthe awful nasty girl Tridentarius

if i don't say weird things my magic stops working

can i put you in my stew or is that crossing a boundary

Come outside.

Manifesting Alecto the Ninth news tomorrow

do NOT project your lack of whimsy onto me

this is the year guys

do you know who i am yet?

my favorite part of htn is harrow nearly always incorrectly referring to the pommel as the “end” or “bottom” or “butt” of the hilt/sword/rapier, and the narration always corrects her