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@orijina_otiz @Big_edewoh1 @NigeriaStories Them no get talk, at all. ?

@Favour_Zube @Big_edewoh1 @NigeriaStories Them just the lie Because it seems na the whole country no see there advert ooh

“I used to feel Nigerians are really bright. We have had over 500 vacancies since 2024, and we are still struggling to find Nigerians to fill those roles. They don’t meet global standards. I blame social media, yahoo & hook up culture..” ~ Moniepoint CEO, Tosin Eniolorunda says

@iremsgeorge @ObaSapy @NigeriaStories 😹💔

@Favour_Zube @ObaSapy @NigeriaStories No roast am!

@IgboHistoFacts Enugu needs the water project more. Make una call Mbah

BREAKING: World Bank selects Abia State for $700m water project

@OvwomaB Evania Evans

Please suggest names that start with “E” for twins, a boy and a girl.

@orijina_otiz @Big_edewoh1 @NigeriaStories I wonder oo I for don apply for internship opportunity o. Abi na marketers dem dey find? 😹

@Big_edewoh1 @NigeriaStories E be like say na for em bedroom him do dey advert because how come nobody ever had about it🤷‍♂️

@iremsgeorge @ObaSapy @NigeriaStories I was looking for thisss. God bless you. I think he needs the interview most. 😩

@ObaSapy @NigeriaStories Dear HR, It is "these days" not "this days" It is "of course" not "off course"😭 Please explain this: "With their government allowance they’re taken home over 245k monthly." You need to be interviewed as well.

@chazzyaffor @JimieAbiola @NigeriaStories As a student of English and an Educator in training, I wholeheartedly say, "God MUST bless you." Chai, you don't know how light my heart is. 😩😹

@JimieAbiola @NigeriaStories I don't even want to comment on anything that ret@rded and der@nged man is saying,I only want to correct you on that staffs thing,it's staff,weda dey are one million people working,they are all staff,do ur findings,leave that oshonkolo.

@Naiyo_mie @AyeshaLiq Aswr Ghetto lifestyle o, Porsche lifestyle o, she dey deliver 😹

@AyeshaLiq Omo Chioma Nwosu is a real problem 🤣🤣 she can drag you to filth. Her mouth no good

They are arguing on instagram so I decided to bring it here. Who do you think is the worthy successor of MAMA PATIENCE OZOKWOR??? CHIOMA NWOSU. BLESSING ONWUKWE

@Iam_sistabibi Na Akamu I dey sell o. I no get money. Na me be salt, na me be pepper, na me be NEPA Bill, na be everything. I no get money o

Mama Monica once said……🤣🤣🤣 #Monica2

@MeetJMB I literally prayed for him to die so she'd have peace of mind. 😹

this Monica papa, abeg die na. which kind nonsense be this? (please I am talking about a Nigerian movie showing on YouTube in 2026. just incase this tweet isn’t relatable in 15-20 years time).

@PulseNigeria247 Una wan come dey take us for granted?

Report shows that Nigerians have a special gene mutation which keeps them happy. 😳 Nigerians reportedly have the bliss chemical called “Anandamide” reduces the chances of depression, reduces PTSD, and makes it easier to forget painful memories.

@Montero1016 @MojiradeEwaade Shey I made a complain and tagged them, but No!!! @AirtelNigeria said it's my usage. Data that I didn't use the whole day will finish in a few hours. I never get word for una. Na Nigeria govt I blame coz they know what to do and the right actions to take. They're not guiltless.

@MojiradeEwaade Na all of them oo! My Airtel 100G just flew away in one week . Ole ni gbogbo won. MTN own na true.

Let me shock you guys. I bought 11 GB of data because there was a power outage and my router had gone off. Five minutes after buying the MTN 11 GB data, power was restored and I started using my router, meaning I switched from mobile data to WiFi abi? After about 4 hours, MTN sent a message that my data was remaining 3 GB. I was like, who used it? The most stunning part was when they sent the daily usage message saying I used 800 MB throughout that same day. So why did they say my 11 GB was remaining 3 GB if my total data consumption for the day was 800 MB? These people are stealing from us!

@Dr_Pharouk D

Brain test: 🧠 Let's see how smart you're. WHICH SENTENCE IS CORRECT? 👀👀 A. He lives in paris. B. He lives in paris. C. He Lives in Paris. D. He lives in Paris.

@beejay0x @MTNNG It recently just crossed my mind about 2-3 days ago. I was wondering if their staff have a way to manipulate things to their favour coz this data subscription thing is not ordinary. There's no smoke without fire. They're guilty

I just confirmed that @MTNNG steals data from their users‼️‼️💔 I’ve been having suspicions that MTN have been stealing data because of the rate at which my data finishes so fast even if I don’t download anything So yesterday by 3:52 PM I bought 11GB data for 3500 naira I put my phone on power saving mode so no app in the background will be able to use data I didn’t download or upload any videos and I’ve been using my phone lightly. I felt like all this wasn’t enough so i decided to download an app that tracks my data usage This afternoon MTN sent me a message that I have just 4GB of data left Checked the app and saw I used only 3GB from the 11GB I bought yesterday Now my question to MTN is this If I used 3GB from 11GB that means I should have 8GB left Why do I have just 4GB left? Where did my remaining 4GB go??? All evidence attached in the screenshots below👇👇👇 We need to call out MTN for these recent thefts as I’m sure I’m not the only one facing this problem

@beejay0x @MTNNG Omo, @AirtelNigeria you guys are guilty too. 6.5gb get exhausted in 2 days, light no dey o, for a week, I didn't do nothing with my phone except for class updates. You guys are being cruel to Nigerians. This is totally unjust

@Tonyjay Oshodi. Ilupeju Grammar School is just around too

I know Lagos I know Lagos, where is this located 🤔

@AdelajaSol8219 Mine is according to your year of entry (e.g., 20,24...), followed by a 0, department's code (123 for Eng Edu) and your number (I think this is kinda alphabetical according to your surname) E.g.,200123217 230123175

I heard matric no is either according to your surname or how you paid school fees. So which one does your uni follow?

@AdesolaBlessin9 59

"I sabi book, I sabi book" oya find X🫵

@boy_director Run from Armed robbers that took advantage of the rain last night to rob at Iyana-Iba even in traffic. I'm genuinely tired. 🤦

Run from bandits, Run from police, Run from thugs.

@pinkpnterest There's no way normal food will have a terrible smell. Imagine Asun rice, Ofe Nsala, Shawarma, Noodles, etc, having a terrible odour after the process, you go gree chop am?

Wait a sec, our poop is processed food right? What if it’s sweeter than normal food ?