@JerseyGeneral34 @am_yers The day you’re born, you’re one day old. Extrapolate that
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20 and 364 days-year old me thought I was very cool when I did this
Virginia Political Memes@VApoliticalmeme
You can also legally purchase alcohol the day before your 21st birthday in Virginia.
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Black ppl: the cops arent there to protect us
Police unions: cops arent there to protect
Supreme court: cops dont need to protect people
Cops: we dont want to protect you
Abolitionists: Okay so maybe we dont need cops...
Everybody else: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING
philip lewis@Phil_Lewis_
The NYPD is not required to protect New Yorkers, city lawyers argue in court filing gothamist.com/news/the-nypd-…
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@notbubbawallace Show me one instance of American police permanently stealing assets or cash from an innocent person. You can’t. You’re in a bubble brother. Get help
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“just carry cash” i’m american. if you’re carrying a significant amount of cash our cops will rob you and call it “civil asset forfeiture.”
Dr Ruby (she/her) jaboukies everything@PaperWhispers
This is evidence that none of us are free. We cannot boycott Visa or Mastercard.
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Happy anniversary to this banger day on Twitter. Still no #justiceforbradawife
🐢 ᴄᴏʟfaxxx@Faxinator21
Black power for black people. Cracker power for cracker people. #justiceforbradswife
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Ireland, since I'm 10% Irish 😂😂
STONE@stone_2x
@DeAndreHopkins One location you want to visit?
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@gavdrum @Parkerlawyer Last week, I went thru on a Friday afternoon in about 40 minutes, which is pretty standard fare.
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@Parkerlawyer Yes. But you have pre check. What is it for the normal people? Asking for a friend
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I am seeing all the posts about Atlanta airport and how horrible it is. I am here. Everyone is friendly, almost festive even. The lines are long but moving swiftly. I have digital id tsa pre check and the line was significantly longer than normal but we still got through in less than 30 mins. Just get here early and show a little patience and grace. The employees are doing the best they can and most are doing it with a smile.
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@dren_braves I made a Chrome extension to reset the daily 1-hour limit on the site so you can watch games for free. github.com/chefmac03/marc…
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@thebigjohnnyd I came here to see just what kind of moron would write that and found out it’s the best kind 🤣
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this post's popularity has led it to now end up on a side of twitter where people dont realise im not actually on the cops side, which is kind of annoying but very funny to me
John Delmenico@thebigjohnnyd
You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?
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@disco_biscuits @okeechobeefest Imagine not opening with lemon pound cake. What a fumble
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3/19/26 @okeechobeefest
I: We Like To Party
#tdbsetlist
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@ogafroman @76ripper How was everyone not laughing in hysterics during this???
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I can imagine nothing more satisfying than sitting there watching this cop listen to my diss track
Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar
Officer Lisa broke down in court when they played the diss track about her. The camera cut to Afroman, and he's just vibing to his song. America is not a real place.
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@MisterGeneric @Buffalojilll It’s not a Lemon party without old Dick
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@Buffalojilll For me it was all the Lemon Party references. And “Harriet Tubgirl”.
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It's actually enraging me that 30 Rock, the funniest show of all time w/ the funniest jokes of any show of all time, has it's funniest joke in the pilot. When Jack says "that's how you should dress for work btw" & she replies "yeah, if I was president of the Philippines" ?!?!?
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@12_7_99_halleys People complained when it happened…everyone wanted 97 instead of 98.
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Why did Phish release Hampton Comes Alive? Those shows really aren’t that remarkable
Simple and Gin are the only two standout jams from that run and the Gin isn’t even a top 15 version
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@LSangrine so he's a terrible line reader, but he's likable and can inhabit certain aspects of a character, so that goes very far
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There’s a reason for this and you aren’t going to like it
👑 J³ABz👑@Jabz_CFC
Keanu Reeves has never won an Oscar, Golden Globe, or Emmy Award of any kind. In fact, he has never even been nominated for any of those awards.
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Just heard Marty Bass is calling it a career at WJZ. Well done my Brother. Back in the 80s the sports & weather guys shared the same office at Channel 13. Marty, Bob Turk, Randy Blair & I. Never a dull moment. Nearly 50 yrs on the air in Baltimore. Give ‘em hell Partner.
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Josh Allen is the greatest wild card round qb of all time
NFL Numbers Guy@NFLNumbersGuy
Say something NICE about the Buffalo Bills
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We stopped in VT last night for a sold out Saturday night!❄️ Jammed a little Lizards jam for the locals too. 🐠🙃 (we heard “The Lizards” was debuted in this room? is that true??) 🦎
We’re wrapping up this unbelievably awesome run tonight in Hartford, CT. Let’s have some fun. 👨🏻🚀
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