Michael マイク

God re-directed the bullet directly into a firefighter to save the geriatric pedophile.

🚨 REPORTER: Any evidence Iran was about to attack the U.S.? WHITE HOUSE: The president had a feeling. 😭 A WAR LAUNCHED ON A FEELING.

24 year old Zirkzee has more UCL trophies than 140 years old Arsenal??????

She just threatened 89% of politicians

@D4ZZZLER @TalkinToTT @markgoldbridge Gotta be rage bait, no way

@TalkinToTT @markgoldbridge Are you on crack ?

Told you

It’s so laughable that under Michael Carrick, no one is talking about academy players again. As soon as Kobbie Mainoo started playing, all the agenda from the media and fans about academy players and giving them a chance died off.🤣🤣🤣🤣 Heaven is forgotten. Shea Lacey is forgotten. Jack Fletcher is forgotten. What a bunch of hypocrites.

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

This is the level of trolling I like to see.

The problem

INEOS hired Jason Wilcox who has never been a sporting director and Omar Berrada who has never been a CEO.

Wait so these people can shoot the ICE agent and kill him, right? This is how the rules work? This is what I’ve been repeatedly told

🚨 Mourinho: “Pep sneezes, City buy a new squad. Amorim blinked & got excuses. City lose one midfielder, buy three. Amorim ran on fumes & still fought. Funny how the ‘problem’ always changes. But never the ‘actual one’ (laughs)”

🚨🗣 Jamie Rednapp when Ruben was the manager: Formation is the problem. 🚨🗣 Jamie Rednapp after the Burnley game: Formation is not the problem. It's the players.

A Manchester United manager has no right to say something like this they will sack you for wanting to strengthening your team. 😭

United fans; The squad is good enough, we don’t need any signings, Amorim needs to be performing better with this signings. Amorim; I need signings, give me a midfielder but got sacked for asking for one United fans; Watching burnley vs man united, we need to sign a midfielder.

I’ll be watching the Burnley game tonight knowing Amorim won’t be the one getting blamed when we drop points. 😂😂

@Tom290405 @Razvan_ManUTD @markgoldbridge With the statements I’ve seen on here the past few days, you’re not wrong

@Felicxty @Razvan_ManUTD @markgoldbridge U can never tell with this fan base these days

Midfield not picking up runners again!

@Tom290405 @Razvan_ManUTD @markgoldbridge This was obvious sarcasm, Tom.

@Razvan_ManUTD @markgoldbridge U r brain dead

All I know is; they better deliver, cause the board picked them over the manager. So they better prove me wrong that the board is right in sacking Amorim. Handle the pressure or fuck off will be my motto, comps shall be played for bad performances it will feel like witch hunt. Cause, My loyalty is to Manchester United and Not players, or glazers or INEOS. I’ll call out their bullshit including other players, it will feel like I’m hating and spewing out Negativity because at Manchester United, the watchward is “STANDARDS” So any player who don’t perform, I will be holding them by same “STANDARDS” that the coach was held and sacked by. Glory Glory Man United.