Femi 🗽

Will be back December 🙏🏾

men want one thing and it's not sex, it's to watch arsenal bottle every trophy known to mankind....

In 2024, when I visited Stamford Bridge for the first time, I saw an old friend. I was happy to see a familiar face and almost wanted to ask how I could also get a job at Chelsea. Before I could say anything, he started explaining that he was just doing the work on the side. He tried to make it clear that he was bigger than that. In my mind, I thought: Brother, you don’t have to explain anything to me. It’s honest work. Why do you feel the need to say it’s only something you do on the side? I think we, Nigerians have been culturally and inherently conditioned to look down on certain job roles and occupations simply because of status. I can’t fully explain it, but I wish we placed more value on labor, especially honest labor.

The first time I played “The last of us” I didn’t go outside for like 3 days

This is content😂😂🤣

What if your bank accounts raced each other like F1? 🏎️ OPay. PalmPay. UBA. GTB. Kuda. Each one gets a car on a live circuit. Highest balance = P1. Get credited = overtake. Spend = drop positions. I built this with Flutter. UI still a work in progress will keep updating 👀

We shall do no such thing.

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after an Arsenal L

Lost Carabao Cup. Knocked out of FA Cup. UCL knockout - Loading League bottling - Loading

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

I must put you for cult Southampton!!!

@boltapp I can’t login to my app it’s been 2 days now I’m logged out an my account won’t just sent otp to me or allow me login I keep seeing sorry something ten wrong deleted and downloaded the app again same thing. Used a different number same thing .

I got chills listening to this. I love this man one of the few bold enough to call out the government. God bless him. It’s high time we all stood up in one voice and called out the Nigerian government, asking for better pastors and members alike. —Solomonbbuchi

Whoever did this video didn’t miss a thing, damn the person deserves an award 😂😂😂

The Wizards made a fan think he won $10,000 in an April Fools prank by pretending he made a blindfolded half court shot 😭

"You're not doing well, you're not doing well! They must tell you you're not doing well!"- Bishop Oyedepo to APC APC You're not doing well! Tinubu You're not doing well! Nigerians have a right to tell you you're not doing well!

“The money they gave you to vote for them in the last election, I hope it’s still there?” — Bishop Oyedepo When Pastors speak, you fail to listen and when the consequences arise, you blame the Pastors

@ebelee_ The children of Israelites were slaves in Egypt for 430 years. You think they didn't pray to God in those years?

ChatGPT web is so useless and extremely slow

@CDcareNG Just because you have my address does not give you the right to show up at my house unannounced or involve my landlord, the cleaner and my neighbour. This is unprofessional, invasive, and completely unacceptable. I’ve been a consistent customer of CDcare since 2023 and over 20 purchases and I have never defaulted, and this experience is honestly disappointing. In December 2025, I got a laptop on a 3-month installment plan. Final payment was February 27 2026. On March 13 I had a conversation with two cdcare agents, I offered to pay with interest month end OR let them collect the laptop till whenever I have the balance. They never responded to either offer. CHECK IMAGE 1. I was not unreachable. I have WhatsApp messages from TWO different CDcare numbers contacting me. I responded to both. I was actively communicating the entire time. My call log shows I answered CDcare's calls on March 14, March 18, and March 21. March 27 they messaged me. I said "allow the salary to drop, I nor like to owe, because sometimes salaries get delayed. They said "Ok." ONE day later, literally the next day without any formal demand by email or calls or text (which their OWN Terms Clause 10(vii) requires), they sent someone to my house. CHECK SLIDE 3. Their agent came, didn't text or call me prior, and went straight to my LANDLORD and disclosed my debt situation. My landlord was shocked. I now have to explain to the person who controls my housing why a debt collection agent showed up at his property because of me. But here's where it gets worse. When I called my landlord, he told me CDcare's agent said they had called me several times with no answer, and texted me with no response. THAT IS A LIE. My screenshots prove we were in active communication the entire time. Not only does my landlord know, my neighbour knows and the cleaner who doesn't even live there knows my business. They didn't just show up unannounced. They fabricated a story to my landlord to make me look like I was hiding from them. That is deliberate defamation. To the person who controls my home. Over a payment I was actively communicating about. Their OWN Terms Clause 10(vii) require email or phone demand before any physical visit. Their Privacy Policy says data can only be shared with affiliates or under court order. My landlord is neither. They violated their own policies AND lied to cover it up. This is 3+ years with CDcare, multiple products failed within 6 months. Multiple Earbuds, a fan, a yam pounder, an influencer light. I never showed up at their office to cause a scene. I just moved on. Because I'm a reasonable customer. I am filing a formal complaint with @fccpcnigeria under the FCCPA 2018 and @NITDANigeria under the Nigeria Data Protection Regulation 2019. I'm not against CDcare as a business, I mean get your money. But showing up without notice, disclosing my data and lying to my landlord about me to justify an unauthorized visit has put my housing at risk was uncalled for.