Ferb Fletcher

@Oliverkballin hello

Mutual Monday: comment and I’ll tell you what state I think fits your vibe

@Santashelper124 absolutely

@FerbFletch69 Better have 5 ⭐️ him

this morning i got an uber and when i went to tip him he said no #doesitfortheloveofthegame #pleasetakemymoney

@josephpulasky03 do we know why??

Someone got fired at the #internship

My boys ancestors are fuming right now #shrink

@HickoryHamJones sir i can’t see you

@HurstonWaldrep2 been in there once and i very much underestimated the walk from concourse E to A

Best airport in America

@BufordLee146788 new friend for life

Just saved this dude after he fell in the pool, I have named him Greg

@BreakfastBacon1 ready

Mutual Monday: I'll assign you an athlete

@EarlMcconn67052 yes, i thought i was the only one who noticed

Every girl with a diabetes monitor on the back of her arm has a massive bubble butt

@SpecialEdmund good morning

Mutual Monday: I’ll tell you whether or not I would deport you.

@puddyLLC i’ll cooperate officer

I’m pretty sure my beer is a cop

@richardciderbox vamos a chinga al verga de argentina

Hoy es el día. Nos lo jugamos todo. Es el partido que nos grabará en la historia. Un momento que definirá a un país durante generaciones. Hoy es nuestro día. ¡Viva España! 🇪🇸

@FerbFletch69 Nice work Ferb go get a beer

i was scheduled to work 11-7 but i got there at 11:44 and now currently leaving at 5:02 #letsgo #hopefullydontgetcaught

@MrHomieMandel no time for warm ups just throw him straight into the fire

I got a bar to get to. Get Scott up and moving around

What the actual fuck #nuke my eyes #wouldnt

Fuck it self dox #LANK

@bizzybones0 drinking and watching england v france

Getting high and watching golf all day how are yall gonna spend your saturday?

@bagmonsta please send the address immediately

Where will you be for SpongeBob Trivia July 21st at 7pm