David Puddy

All this talk about “what happened to our EBT” gave me an idea…why don’t they work on my farm for free food?! ICE took all my mexicans

@RoyceDuck312222 Imagine being named Austin and being from Austin

@girlinterrupts9 How do u feel about wearing aprons and putting ur hair up into a messy side bun and

Tanning all day then quick nap then starting to cook dinner at 4 pm is my dream life

@13B_SWAPPED Who jizzed on ur confection

When I was a kid Panera used to make these cinnamon rolls that were whole and weren’t cut out in squares or packaged in boxes and they got rid of them and I’ve never been the same since

@FerbFletch69 He shot me and now I can’t breathe

@puddyLLC i’ll cooperate officer

I’m pretty sure my beer is a cop

@saddleclap2026 Well said

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, jumpscare, yes

@chris_p_bacon91 Me and some desperadoes from back home

Hey guys my new personality for 2026 will be Joe Pesci

@CoachFrost7 Wait she might like that

@CoachFrost7 Shove ur feet in her face cuz they are stink smelly

@AinsleyNorris0 @CoachFrost7 Good trigger finger discipline!

@junkroamer Ok I have had sex with a couple minority ladies and I am indifferent Most women are crazy

@puddyLLC Ion fw black girls who only hangout with white girls

@Busterbrownmax1 Did those buffalo wings finally cause you to have a stroke

@puddyLLC You like nice dress is proper length.

@captive_dreamer Trouble in paradise? Haha cuz u guys have gay sex in a cottage

Serf unblocked me just to post this

@thehammer83 @colletingbitchs Well said

@colletingbitchs You know your audience Collette I’ll give you that

I’d do a coke line on her tan line, no lyin.

I’m excited to watch Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey at my local movie theater tonight! I sure do love going to the movies!

@Squigg Who

Do you support Squigg? Be honest.

@girlinterrupts9 Mines bigger than that one

@FScottFitz_V That guy sucks

Retards steal your post and have the audacity to say “there nigga damn” Fucking fans

@one_fiftyfive @centristpeater Haha where da figawi haha sailing!

@centristpeater Don't forget the Mount Gay Rum hat

This is the New England equivalent