David Puddy

All this talk about “what happened to our EBT” gave me an idea…why don’t they work on my farm for free food?! ICE took all my mexicans

@rechtsein @centristpeater @gran1te_mtn Cross platform arb still exists and last I checked only Kalshi is regulated - by CFTC Also prediction market makers absolutely benefit from volume and volatility and regime shift

@centristpeater @gran1te_mtn Prediction markets benefit from trading volume, not market movements. Polymarket and Kalshi are regulated as exchanges, so they shouldn't take positions in their own markets.

I like how Polymarket has branched out into fake news tweets as a side hustle

@garydruckercic @BoringBiz_ I am enjoying your account it is tastefully crafted

@BoringBiz_ My fax machine cost me three hundred dollars in 1994 and it still works. I do not see what a Bloomberg terminal does that a landline and a rolodex cannot.

So your firm pays for a $30K/yr Bloomberg terminal just so you can read the news and message your friends all day?

@CoachFrost7 Ha nice foot size mine is similar

Levels to the Larp

@peggyrockbottom Knicks stands for knickerbockers

600 follower hat dox 🤣🤣

@mostsillygoose @MNormal97287 Wimp

@MNormal97287 Idk i didn’t touch it

Ground score!

@ClinkscalesBBQ The Coalar Express

@blondspit Day bow bow chicka chickahhh

My name is Lexi and I’m replacing AI. Ask your questions and I will answer them. I know everything and use less water.

@AccentsSouthern Nice

When we win, we’re bringing back Old South frat parties.

@amendandpretend Had a director making cracks about “if only he didn’t turn his head” during a discussion about rate caps as part of due diligencing a debt financing package on a deal

Kind of wild that I’ve met so many PE or top-tier management consulting senior partners who are bleeding-heart Democrats, yet also happen to be some of the greediest SOBs who intentionally pull the ladder up behind them in the office. I’m not sure what to make of it.

@LTCornbread69 I hope that weathers nicely

12 hours of work and 30 beers later. All done.

@Sharkavichard You can also eat batteries and water

I’ll be having butter and beer for dinner tonight Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon

@MikeV1cksDog @PeterPaulson69 WG

@PeterPaulson69 WG

Not falling for this one again…

@jeffknox55 Unprompted

@jeffknox55 In keeping with stereotypes you mentioned it

Am I the first Harvard burner?

@TedGrizzlyDavis @13B_SWAPPED Starts with F and is 6 letters

@13B_SWAPPED ?????

Guy with earrings just told me i was feminine for drinking a Diet Coke

@Hattietheresa41 @WiredForSound__ Well I for one am intrigued by you more now

@WiredForSound__ He has a full girlfriend and said I’m gross and Fernando Mendoza would throw up if he saw how I behaved

My guy friend said I need to start settling down and look for a husband

@Foodacriss It’s entirely possible that a Chinese kid of the same age made the clothing this Japanese kid is wearing, professionally

Japanese child labor force took my order then hopped straight on Fortnite. What a dog. He’s maybe 14

@JDgrhrt I will buy you that couch but in return I don’t want money So if you want to enjoy some throat yogurt maybe we can get you a seating apparatus

I need a thousand dollars ASAP