Adam Fern

It's been a year since my first pizza thread and it's time to follow it up with some updates, new alpha, corrections, and good advice for those of you coming to NFT NYC. Remember, I do not want you to eat bad pizza. Help me, help you. Don't be a fool. x.com/fern/status/16…

@0xJim @JuanPaDulanto I built a website....

@JuanPaDulanto @fern oh yes that way I can actually get good pizza

nyc pizza shop has no idea that they sold to a CLANKER i was craving a cheeky pie so i built an agent to send me one little bro launches a browser, finds to a nearby pizza shop, reads the menu, picks an item, generates a virtual card, and places the order. 100% onchain, i didn’t have to touch any stinky api keys or log into any websites loaded a wallet on @tempo and it: - pays for its own brain (anthropic api calls) through @mpp micropayments - pays for its own @browserbasehq stagehand sessions - buys a virtual card with USDC through @agentcashdev and @LasoFinance - types that card into @stripe checkout like how a human would an agent doesn't need a card or an email or frankly even its own compute. give it a wallet and it’ll figure out how to buy things and serve you (repo coming soon, need to clean it up)

@zenfisherman0 @PopPunkOnChain @pumpcade The pop team is not for poaching. Look elsewhere

@fern @PopPunkOnChain @pumpcade I think it’s worth thinking although web3 has crashed and burned some of the best talent probably flocked to it as a result of wanting a challenge. I bet pilliaging some of the teams like pirate nation has some top 1% level engineers looking for an adventure.

We are looking to bring one more person on to the @pumpcade team in the short term. 5+ years of professional experience with: Golang AWS Kubernetes Scaling high throughput production apps We are a technical first team building the fastest prediction markets.

@icobeast is this an undisclosed shill for bluesky

Find myself spending less and less time here. Crypto content has basically gone to 0. Most crypto accounts have switched to normieslop or techslop or claude-written articles that are 700 words of empty nothingness about something random. Barely ever see my friends’ posts because of all the constant algo changes, and there’s always some random person in my replies asking if a screenshot of a trade setup is an undisclosed shill 💀 Overall just an utterly terrible user experience. This place was awesome 6 months ago (and even last month wasn’t too bad), but the last few weeks on here have been almost unusable

Sometimes you need to cap off a tasting menu with a slice. I don't make the rules

@Degentraland Big congratulations man. Happy for you and team!!

@gmoneyNFT just spent the last 90 mins fixing heron up. its miserable sometimes.

i think the most frustrating part about using openclaw/hermes, is that it shows such flashes of brilliance that i want to move all my flows to it, but then it breaks something and i'm stuck trying to fix it for a few hours.

@GarretJShaw @RobinhoodApp LFG

Some personal news: I've joined @robinhoodapp to lead crypto communications! Having worked with the team for the last few years, I'm excited to continue helping democratize finance for all. Drop a note with inquiries - DMs open!

@christopherwxyz Yes! It is. This was that location!

@fern Need to visit the EV location.

Not every pizza spot is a winner. I do the research so you don't have to.

@LaRocheNow You are too smart for your own good

@fern but you never say the name of the spot

@zjbrenner Love that spot

Yay or Nay? 📍 Kopitiam, NYC

@maxnotfr Bad kind

@fern what kind of pizza is that??

@Mealsandeals Too much

@fern Looks like a lot of cheese

@lastridgely I liked the salads a lot. Also takeaway diff from eating in!

@fern Didn’t you say this place was ‘mid’? Also, you were in my hood?!?

Hi my name is Adam and I'm a proud pizzaholic

@seyong It's good. Lives up to the hype. They twke walk-ins.

apparently mexico city has the #1 bar in the world

@icobeast is this an unpaid ad?

Probably the best tv show produced in the last 3 years Season 1, 2nd to last episode is top 3 all time Worth the watch if you haven’t seen it (Paradise on Hulu)

@howard You eat pizza?? I've seen your abs, there's no pizza in your diet. (I don't have a comprehensive list but I did really like Walrus Rodeo)

@fern whats your fav in miami

@davidu @nytimes Honestly, I'm much more scared about the media framing of these incidents than the actual crimes. Normalizing terrorism like this is horrifying

Find someone who loves you the way the @nytimes loves terrorists. I thought it must be fake / AI, but it appears to be real. I’ll post the link below: