Adam Fern

I'm seeing people who are flying in for NFT NYC getting BAD pizza advice. My uncle owned a pizzeria and "pizza maxi" is in my bio... I'm a native NY'er that has been judging pizza since my memories exist. Let me help you eat the best of the best. Here are my top picks:

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@fern Angeloni’s?

Internet: "Surely, you will run out of new pizza spots to post about" Me: I have a boundless appetite for pizza, and don't call me Shirley.

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@Adam_Tehc Thanks for putting these together!

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@fern yo ik u got hella aura and all but can u reply to someone

Seeing people digging up very old and random tweets of mine and feeling grateful that my only public hot takes are that pizza should never be delivered

@adcv_ @HadickM Smart man

@HadickM @fern unless the pizza oven is less than 10m away from your house it will be ruined

@HadickM Absolutely not. The closed cardboard box creates an atmosphere that leads to soggy crust and cheese is cold upon arrival. When I go to a pizzeria I usually order my slices one at a time to reduce a very key metric: TFPOTM (time from pizza oven to mouth)

@fern Wait, why shouldn’t it be delivered?!?!?

@sebaudet26 Sad to see this, Zapper was always my go-to tracker. The product you built was so beautiful and proud to have gotten to know you over the years too. Have no doubt the team will find great homes.

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@hosseeb @vnovakovski Ask him about his favorite pizza spot in Florida?

We're bringing on @vnovakovski to talk Lighter today on the Chopping Block. What should we ask him?

@bubbleboi Agreed

German food is dope.

Well damn, Berlin is putting out NY style slices that would definitely hold their own back home. Schnitzel is good but can't go too long without a taste of NY.

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I once turned down a job offer because I found out they used Microsoft Teams so I totally get this energy.

The 9/11 of pizza