Renegade MidWit

“I’ve quit hustling from today, Me and Peller will do a court marriage, so if he breaks up with me, I’ll collect 50% of his properties.” 🤧💔 ~ Jarvis after her friend advised her to go for a court marriage

Fatherhood effeminates men.

"Temi looks healthy during pregnancy because eazi gives her monthly allowance & house maids" 🤡

LAX is getting married today !!!

L.A.X & Ella. 2026. Photographed by Lucas Ugo.

If you earn anything below 400k per month, you have no business renting a 1.2m naira apartment. doesn’t matter if you’re married or not cut your size according to your coat.

A 38 year old man, Adam Abdullahi a scavenger for discarded stuffs from bins 🚮 🗑️ was apprehended by the Nigeria Police in Bauchi LGA of Bauchi state for having sexual relationship with a 13 year old boy. His confession (in Hausa) was clear that the boy isn't the first, as he has had such with multiple boys in the area. He said he asked the boy's consent which the boy consented to have sex with him. He also confessed having same with his neighbors son which resulted in the parent finding out thus, him being questioned but the case wasn't reported to the police but was calmly tackled within the family. WATCH ⤵️

L.A.X & Ella. 2026. Photographed by Lucas Ugo.

Do you really want to hear it? I will say it: You see, Messi is a victim of two things: his own standards and the dishonesty of men, and the limitation of human cognition. Messi vs. Ronaldo, then, is humanity's attempt to create a discussion about and around Messi. Men wanted to be able to talk about Messi, so they created a debate. They could not talk about or explain Messi alone, for he is a phenomenon beyond human comprehension. Men could not explain how he did the things he did. How he sent Jérôme Boateng to the floor on 6 May 2015 in a Champions League semi-final against Bayern Munich. Men could not explain how, on 17 March 2019, during a La Liga match, Messi received a return pass near the edge of the box and delicately chipped goalkeeper Pau López, who was standing almost on his goal line. The ball kissed the underside of the bar before going in. They could not explain how. Men could not explain the Getafe goal - Maradona reincarnated - on 18 April 2007. How Messi picked up the ball in his own half, beat one player, then another, then another, escaped a tackle, rounded the goalkeeper, and scored from an impossible angle, all within the space of twelve seconds. The free kick against Alisson Becker in the Champions League against Liverpool, the pass to Nahuel Molina against the Netherlands at the 2022 World Cup (a pass that should not exist), the pass to Jordi Alba against Villarreal CF. All of these moments, men could not explain. Men could not talk about Messi in isolation, so they devised a means of talking about him in contexts. They created the Messi vs. Ronaldo debate. The question moved from, "How did Messi score that?" to, "Can he score from where Ronaldo scored?" From, "How did he dribble all those players?" to, "Can he jump as high as Ronaldo did there?" Men yearned, silently, to be able to explain Messi, so they manufactured a debate and brought Ronaldo into the picture. Not because Ronaldo was a worthy comparison, but because explaining Messi independently was a torture. Messi is so anomalous that people had to create a comparative framework to make him intellectually manageable. Human beings struggle to appreciate singular excellence on its own terms. We instinctively compare because comparison is easier than comprehension. That's why we ask: Is he better than Maradona? Is he better than Ronaldo? Is he better than Pelé? But then, Excellence beyond human comprehension is the only crime Messi commited.