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@booksncoffee786 @sarforalltosee Emmur will be too wrapped up un blaming everyone else. He, I think will know fine well who it was and there will be a long drawn out blackmail scenario until the police finally trace who called the emergency services! #TheArchers

@Ficar62 @sarforalltosee That monster has just been given a new lease of life. Justification. Emma and George are gonna unleash hell on the village.

Unbelievable that none of them take responsibility for his upbringing leading to where he is now. He didn’t grow up in a bloody vacuum #TheArchers

@Simster45 @ArgyleBecky Badly!

@ArgyleBecky Mcmanus was lip syncing as well

It was absolutely abysmal…..does BBC think we are all teuchters, with straw hanging out our ears when they deliver up this utter tripe and to add insult to injury, we have to pay for this garbage.

@Darcy2988 @SaturdayKitchen Nope. Borderline just rude.#SaturdayKitchen

@SaturdayKitchen please can someone tell Anna Hough she’s not as funny as she thinks she is?

@TheOnlyGuru Who ate all the pies? Now looks like a fat man in a bad wig. Feminisation surgery sure made a difference…not.

No, I will not be spending my life trying to guess what someone’s pronouns might be, and I don’t care. If you look like a man, then you’re a man. Women always know.

@AmbridgeMassive @smallstepforsam Banishment is the only way, can’t see who it might be yet though. I’m not sure how I feel about this angle. Makes the normal traitors a bit pointless.

@smallstepforsam I'm not really understanding how the secret traitor works as they might get banished & what would happen then?

Imagine if Judy had been the secret traitor and was coincidentally banished first, completely messing up the producers’ big twist for the series #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

@booksncoffee786 @sarforalltosee Wonders why Keira is so miserable. This is the monster they’ve created in Geeeorge, they’ve given inconsistent parenting, no real consequences for bad choices, covered up for his wrong doings, blamed everyone because they are Grundys. Made his needs/wants priority… always.

@sarforalltosee And she's just tossed Keira aside too.

@moseleygal @TheCiderShedPod I think Aamburr would you know. Sounding more than a bit guilty during tonight’s episode. #TheArchers

@TheCiderShedPod Not a method a woman would use, IMHO!

The footstep in the grass/twigs just before George said ‘Who’s there?’ was quite a light step fwiw (Before the bottle clonking). 🕵️ #TheArchers

@TheCiderShedPod I thought he said hello, and it was as though he knew them. I think even bladdered if it had been Carpet or Fallon he’d have squared up from the off.

@MumofFatCassie No he will undoubtedly try and twist it to his advantage. He did say hello. So caught a glimpse, it wasn’t a scared hello, he knew whoever it was. I think he’d have squared up to Carpet or Fallon straight off. #TheArchers

At the risk of stating the bleeding obvious the police will be able to identify the assailant from the call to the emergency services for an ambulance. Which is just as well as I wouldn't trust George as far as I could throw him to tell the truth about who felled him. #thearchers

@scriptwren Currently inwardly screaming at the news. Every word with a silent “g”, being “inked”. Every one bar mourning which escaped. Totally contrived & makes her sound poorly educated and more than a bit thick. #BBCNews

@Ficar62 Very much so!

What the hell? Continuity announcer said ‘haitch’ on BBC 1 just now. Sorry, unacceptable. Such a coveted role. Easy to choose someone who can speak properly.

@scriptwren Exactly! It is sloppy and trying to sound cool. Quite often the expense of accurate reading. As a scot I have pride in my accent. But I never had a glottal stop. Just lazy, careless speech.

@Ficar62 It does seem to be changing. I love hearing regional accents but I don’t like the sloppy stuff

@CamillaPargett1 Are his lips moving? Then he’s lying!! Probably blame Brad and then try to blackmail the real culprit. If it’s Amber it’ll be to stay with him. Anyone else money or a job with as many perks as he fancies.#TheArchers

#TheArchers George is going to lie Isn’t he?

@sarforalltosee I thought as a take off of “An Inspector Calls” it was brilliantly done! An excuse to drag up all the times cast members have been less than perfect themselves.#TheArchers

Can’t even listen beyond 5 minutes of the interviews. If Emma isn’t under caution or arrest they have no right to keep her. They could have also questioned her at the hospital, and also the ridiculous notion that because you slapped your child once. Drivel. #TheArchers

@FanMirren1877 @AmbridgeMassive @MumofFatCassie I wondered if the car swerving was a hint at them. I agree re bottles of plonk. Tracey Chops seemed to make a meal of counting only thinking she’d covered them all? It does seem more a crime of passion. Placing Brad and Aammburr in the frame. Carpet and passion don’t go together!

So, back to the actual storyline, if the assailant called for an ambulance (presumably used George's phone to do that), the police will have their voice on a recording. #thearchers

@patriciaclegg Jazzer, in general, is pretty useless in any situation requiring rapid thinking or acting on the hoof. I don’t see him being able to creep up on even a drunken Geeeorge. He’s more a bumbler and shuffler. Could be Aamburr, or friends of Markie #TheArchers

I thought that Jazzer was acting a bit strange with Neil tonight. Didn’t want to search the woods for Keira, didn’t want to put his coat over George. Clue? #TheArchers

@AmbridgeMassive I thought he’d turned her down? I don’t see him having the energy quite frankly!

Is Harrison having an affair??#TheArchers

@Bobmcphail1872 Grim. And wasn’t the female screeching at the end the same one who absolutely murdered Caledonia? Which was the absolute nadir on a truly terrible programme. Even worse it’s recorded they could have cut it and spared us all.

BBC Scotland with a new level of comedy dysentery with Queen of the New Year - absolutely horrific viewing.

@lidlkim @tarquinmorgan I think you’re right. Safe choice. As long as we’re not left hanging until Easter with the SL vanishing into the Ambridge-sphere like so many SLs before! I fear many Bubble Weeks to come! #TheArchers

@tarquinmorgan @Ficar62 I think they'll string it out a bit but it will be a Markie associate #TheArchers

This is going to be the Radio 4 version of Who Shot JR, isn't it? #TheArchers