Perpetually Exhausted

@Im_Alan2 @DavidHaugh Yeah, same exact thing they said when Steele left his game early last year

@DavidHaugh Elbow would have been far worse.

Just awful news. Worst. Case. Scenario.

This will go down as the BEST first pitch ever 😮

@emilyetaylor23 @3YearLetterman *yore

@3YearLetterman Just like your romantic life.

Just me holding a baby Sabrina Ionescu.

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

Twenty years ago we invaded Iraq. The war killed many innocent Iraqis and Americans. It destroyed the oldest Christian populations in the world. It cost over $1 trillion, and turned Iraq into a satellite of Iran. It was an unforced disaster, and I pray that we learn its lessons.

🚨⚡️BREAKING: Iranian hackers vow to publish alleged videos of Donald Trump with minors within the next couple of hours

TRUMP IN 2011: “Our President will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He's weak and he’s ineffective.” Every accusation is a confession.

Today in America, a woman was forced to testify in a closed-door deposition about the crimes of men who are not being forced to testify at all.

@RepNancyMace So tough! You should fire questions at him in public. What are you waiting for? Oh that’s right, you’re a coward and a liar.

We've added a new question for former President Bill Clinton to the top of the list: Do you suffer from dementia or memory loss?

@RepNancyMace Cool then it’s Trump’s turn correct? Or is pedophilia a party line thing for you like the of the @gop ? Other than @RepThomasMassie of course…

If Hillary Clinton's spokesperson is scared about my line of questioning from yesterday and how unglued Hillary became (screaming at me); just wait until I get in front of Bill.

The Trump administration has just deleted this photo of Trump Cabinet Secretary Howard Lutnick with Jeffrey Epstein on what appears to be an island.

@JamesBlairUSA Blame your king for that, stupid.

Today, American Airlines delays me 2.5 hours because someone failed to notice empty hydraulic fluid before it was time to go down the runway. Yesterday, they apparently forgot to BOOK A PILOT for my wife’s flight. I’m going to take a new interest in the airline industry.

@GOP Why is he going to prison finally?

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@GOPoversight *except Trump, apparently

🚨 Today, we will be deposing former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton under oath as part of our investigation into Epstein. No one is above the law.

@3YearLetterman @Adele @charli_xcx @piersmorgan @Pret @FBIDirectorKash @AlexisWilkins @BozoCollective @Sec_Noem @CLewandowski_ @BlanketsMe It’s the tagged people that get me the most 🤣

🚨 BRAKING 🚨 Prince Andrew, Lord of England, Scotland, Ireland, and Whales, was arrested this morning by American authorities for his connections to Epstein The British do not have freedom and must do as the Queen orders, but America exercised its proper authority over him THANK YOU AMERICA 🇺🇸 for being the only country interested in justice and holding those in power accountable

Raskin: You're running a massive Epstein coverup right out of the DOJ. You redacted the names of abusers, enablers, accomplices and coconspirators, apparently to spare them embarrassment and disgrace, which is the exact opposite of what the law ordered you to do. Even worse, you shockingly failed to redact many of the victims names, which is what you were ordered to do by congress. Some of the victims had come forward publicly, but many had not. Many had kept their torment private, even from family and friends. But you published their names, their identities, their images on thousands of pages for the world to see.

It is totally inappropriate and against the separations of powers for the DOJ to surveil us as we search the Epstein files. Bondi showed up today with a burn book that held a printed search history of exactly what emails I searched. That is outrageous and I intend to pursue this and stop this spying on members.

@ntxwxsnr Yore talking to a man who owns an entire set of encyclopedias. Show some respect Star Lord

@AndyHolloway *caleb Williams

"The Patriots had too easy a schedule!" Put the haters to rest by burning through the Herbert, Stroud, Stidham, Darnold gauntlet for a title.

@danwiederer @TakeTheNorthPod @trislerstudz How the hell

Bears 31, Packers 27. No. Bleeping. Way. Three-word reviews here. CC: @TakeTheNorthPod @trislerstudz