E.V.E. 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇮🇪🇩🇪🇯🇵🇨🇦

No more dead kids. Your shitty unconscious mind shouldn't dictate the killing of any child. But if it does:

@spelunky_ You mean watching a boa constructor consume its prey? 🌀🌀🌀

going from watching 2 of the most riveting hockey games ever played last night… to a snoozefest at 7 & a mid-off at 9:30…… god help us all

@SaraCivian I'm so fucking excited.

Is this Hurricanes second line actually the best line in the history of hockey

@nyetminder But it is incredible 🌀🌀🌀

okay guys this isn’t funny anymore

much respect for greg wyshynski for not shying away from this

@spelunky_ Qobuz non-binary

apple music son or spotify daughter

@TarynNHatcher The Sesame Street style sign is a great touch

Proud member of Broad Street’s Scumbag Society 😘

@MeghanChayka @BuffaloSabres @NHLBruins @NHL @HockeyAnalytics Bless a good hair day 🙏

@TheBrattPack63 I have met exactly one later of this team. It was a pre-Cup win Caps fan. Is that our rival or do they care more about quite a few teams? Okay, New York currently dislikes us. Do we dislike them? Enough to commit to rivalry levels of disdain? I don't feel that yet.

Is there an NHL team without any haters?

@VeryBrexitProbs Because they don't teach us that it was 19 colonies and the 6 that didn't want to come existed as the bones of what became Canada.

Americans love banging on about the War of Independence. They’re quieter on the War of 1812. Here’s why. In 1812, America declared war on Britain. The plan was to march into Canada and annex it. Thomas Jefferson said it would be “a mere matter of marching.” It wasn’t. The Canadians sent them packing. Two years later, the British sailed up the Potomac. American forces collapsed at Bladensburg in what’s still called “the Bladensburg Races” because of how fast they ran. President Madison had already fled to Maryland. The British walked into Washington unopposed. They sat down in the White House, ate the dinner Dolley Madison had laid out for forty guests, used the President’s silver, then set fire to the building. Then they burned the Capitol, the Treasury and the Navy Yard. A freak thunderstorm put the fires out the next day. The British left when they were ready. It’s still the only time a foreign army has captured the US capital. You can see why it doesn’t come up much.

@Canes Rod and Aho

You can invite two #Canes players, past or present, to dinner. Who are you choosing?

Listening to @Steve_Dangle speak on Jaccob Slavin is something special: m.youtube.com/watch?v=79-N7h… @Canes

@earth_to_annaa Bless a good hair day

face of a girl who just found out she’s 2 months older than Karoline Leavitt

@ArtButSports @AnaheimDucks @WendolynLamchop

@AnaheimDucks Proposal for a PROUN street celebration, by El Lissitzky, 1923

It's a game of inches #FlyTogether

@spelunky_ ESPN when it comes to giving any extra effort with its hockey coverage:

day 400,000 of begging espn to add a shot count to the score bug. IT IS NOT THAT HARD

apparently yelling “KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH” during a hockey fight is suddenly not acceptable

@Canes Oh that's hot

You’ve been warned.

@MForman5 They've needed this and he's proof it's working.

Very underrated trade deadline move. Probably only going to be in the lineup for injury necessity but a safety net the team hasn’t had in this 8-year run.

@TiredActor Incredible combo 🤌

This is the original drawing but I can’t remember the artist :/ can we find them and get them credit?