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@NeilManthorp NO TOSS.. Away team chooses bat or bowl 1st... Then each team is allowed 1 change per innings..

For those who missed it (like me) captains submit 2 starting XIs before toss in the #PSL then choose their preferred XI after toss. Haven’t thought it through but… good concept! No?

@cytrusf1 Oh dear, looks like we will be having a race soon with 22 cars starting from pit lane...

Does this shit say THREE for Hadjar 😭

@RaminNasibov HP=Horrible Products, prove me wrong... They are the worst of the worst of the tech world, a ZX Spectrum 16K is better.

I wanna know what idiot at HP thought THIS would be a great place to put a power button??

@dracosrevenge Actually residents should pay a 60/60 fee of R25 per bike... In my complex, often 3 or more bikes per delivery... The noise, the wear and tear on the gate.. Folks should pay.. You have 2bar for a unit, you can afford 3ZAR, if not then you are living above your means..

these Estate rules are getting out of hand paying over 2m for a house then having to pay a fee for having visitors? this is no different from living in a student accommodation

@dracosrevenge Those rules are mild, I have seen unhinged rules, and the residents were the ones that wanted the rules..

@LuckyGordy @RomanCabanac Keeping certain restaurants very busy...

@RomanCabanac Corruption and cadre deployment work exceptionally well

Unlike South Africa, where literally nothing works.

@TailosiveTech I would pay more for Mag safe and 2x USB C, one on the left, and one on the right.. Mag safe is better than 2x USB C...

USB-C -Can charge other devices -Bi lateral (can be plugged in either end) -Can charge from right or left side I'd rather have 4 USB-C ports than 1 MagSafe

@mattworkman Well if they cannot code for Mac OS, then maybe that is the problem.. Maybe incompetence is the problem..

Seeing hundreds of Epic Games employees posts on LinkedIn, there has to be a name for this kind of collective greif and sharing. A lot of the squad I worked with there is gone. I think the focus is more tightly on the new vision. And I noticed some of my people electing to leave recently. I REALLY appreciated the time where Epic had the bandwidth to focus on virtual production and MOCAP and for including me. It was epic. I look forward to their new era. I wonder if Unity and Epic will join forces. What is the game engine business when Roblox exists?

@LuckyGordy @African_Spring The only change I have is the odd 2ZAR from the paypoint for parking...

@FishChips1 @African_Spring We need change

Started lifestyle changes 3 weeks ago, at 74 kg. Weighed in this morning.

@LuckyGordy @African_Spring The only number that has any value is the number of holes on the belt..if you are adding holes, yay...if you need a longer belt, 😔...

@African_Spring Keep it up

@Markosonke1 Ok, Namibia is extremely advanced, and yeah, go Namibia, to place your trust in a scheme like Starlink, it is like a VPN, looks safe, but... Once inside the walls, you have no control.. You want to do banking on Starlink, expect to be robbed..

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Namibia rejects Starlink… and honestly I’m not even surprised 😭 Namibia is just South Africa’s younger sibling copying homework… "What are you guys doing? BBBEE? Say less, we’re doing it too!" But the funniest part is… while the rest of the world is upgrading internet speed, we’re here debating ownership percentages 😭 So citizens must suffer slow internet, buffering YouTube and “+" connecting…" Zoom calls in the name of policy?? Because nothing says "protecting national interest" like depriving people of fast, reliable internet in 2026 😩

@LuckyGordy @MattP1Tommy This is the last race with the silly AI slop regulations, that when the season resumes in Miami, we have new regs, new cars, and the AI was deleted..

@MattP1Tommy Ferrari will win all 3 practices but not the race

We wanna hear them 📢🫵

@penuelist_ DHS 68 grand? Shit, it was never that stupid when I was there, holy batsticks, that is insane..

Most Expensive Public/Government Schools in South Africa 2026: (Please advise if there's a school missing) 20. Northcliff High R60,500 (co-ed) 19. Menlopark Hoërskool R61,600 (co-ed) 18. Westerford High School R62,800 (co-ed) 17. Affies Seuns Hoërskool R63,500 16. Rustenburg Girls High R66,800 (girls) 15. Parktown Girls High R68,000 (girls) 14. Durban Boys High R68,200 13. Paul Roos Gim R69,300 12. SACS Boys High R71,000 11. Jeppe Boys High R71,200 10. Wynberg Boys High R71,300 9. Parktown Boys High R72,000 8. Northwood Boys High R73,000 7. Glenwood Boys High R74,200 6. Westville Boys High R74,300 5. Rondebosch Boys R78,800 4. Grey Boys High R78,900 3. King Edward School (KES) R79,500 2. Maritzburg College R82,100 1. Pretoria Boys High R82,300 Compiled by Penuel The Black Pen Source: School Websites Based on Grade 12 fees (Grade 8 tends to be more expensive) Excludes boarding & other side-fees There are a lot of elite schools in the R35,000 to R60,000 band, with great academics, sports & culture facilities. Girls' schools, Co-ed schools & Afrikaans schools tend to be cheaper, than English/Boys' schools. WHICH SCHOOLS ARE MISSING FROM THIS LIST???

@LuckyGordy @Viralvid_89 Brutal, but effective...

@Viralvid_89 Better men than me, I would have taken a dump on the seat

Rude woman gets instant karma.

@NathiSibiya8 Simple they can attend, if they pay R1m fines to the SPCA.. R1m each, for each day they want to attend..

Too much alcohol is a problem, this happened on Thursday Styen city. #livgolfstyencity

@NeilManthorp T20 is a demo version of cricket.. It is a great solution for playing 7:30 to 10am Saturday mornings at primary school.. Can the adults behave and play an adult version, 50/50... AKA One day.. Stop playing a gir;'s under 9 version.. If so were skirts..

This T20 series really isn’t doing much for the ‘brands’ of Black Caps and Proteas. Very modest stuff…

@VMahabel @BronyW Drafon? Is that like chiffon? Chuck in satin? Not sure...

@BronyW Time to watch way of the drafon tonight.

While I was in a meeting, Chuck Norris died. 😕

@DarthDainese69 @BenGrahamUK I doubt it was the poor sod being abused in a shitty carpark caused the bankruptcy...But maybe..if so, we'll played...

@BenGrahamUK Usually when a company goes tits up I'd say start at the top

NCP has gone into administration. They’ve been running car parks since 1931, and somehow ended up £305m in debt. Surely the maintenance for a car park is simple: ticket machines, barriers, lights, and occasional cleaning. How can a business model literally based on people paying to park go bankrupt?

@BenGrahamUK @cerieds @Streakyblue1951 Yeah, crappy holes in the water...You have any idea how much a marine plumber charge for fixing the marine bog??

@cerieds @Streakyblue1951 Now I understand why they are bankrupt

@BenGrahamUK Yachts, keeping the Italian and German luxury car industry afloat...Estate agencies for luxury houses..Maybe wasted money?