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@baddiesglobals Don’t know. Can’t see them.

She was voted the woman with the most beautiful breasts in the world… do you agree? 👀

@mikealfred A. I had my 14 year old at 39 years. 40 is the new 30. And, with B, you never said I was happy.

Imagine you had to choose your life at age 40: Option A: Single. No kids. $50M net worth. 850 credit score. Private jet. Option B: Married. 2 kids. $3M net worth. Drive a Toyota. 10 BTC in cold storage. 500 credit score. Fly Southwest. Be honest, which life are you choosing?

@TimurNegru I know that if I did it the car would crash and explode into a fiery disaster. Waiting until the next next time my wife oisses me off to give it a go on her Civic.

Men, hands up if you can change your own brake pads.

@Pseudo_Prophet_ Stick to soccer… this throwing motion ain’t in the DNA.

Muslims believe that Satan resides within this wall in Mecca. That's why tens of millions of Muslims gather in Mecca annually and attempt to stone the Satan to death. 🤪

@UziCryptoo What is his tax liability on the $20k?

My friend just got a $20k bonus at work He’s 45, married with 2 kids Has ~$25k in student loans at a variable rate around 5% Here are his options: Invest the bonus Put it toward the student loans Take the family on a much-needed luxury vacation What would you do?

@elonmusk Document the Road to Hana on a busy weekend and I might give it a go.

Try Tesla self-driving!

@CreasonJana @JimmyKimmelLive This Jimmy Kimmel?

We Can’t Make This Shit Up … the Leftist-Liberal Democrats are simply a gift that keeps on giving! Washed up comedian, @JimmyKimmelLive, who LITERALLY has accomplished nothing of significance in his life, decided to go full-scale Hollywood Elitist by taking a stab at DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullins by saying he ISN’T qualified because he was a plumber! Jimmy Kimmel: “Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was a low-level MMA fighter and a plumber. That’s right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now. It worked for Super Mario. Why not Markwayne?” Looking down on blue-collar workers is a mistake. They literally know how America works. But Democrats are beginning to show their true distain for the working class.they’ve just hid it for decades! So … Let’s examine Markwayne’s history … he was a businessman, rancher, and enrolled member of the Cherokee Nation before running for Congress. Huummm, unlike @ewarren, he is a true member of the Cherokee Nation … but apparently Leftist elites only like fake ones. He attended Missouri Valley College in 1996 (on a wrestling scholarship) but left without graduating. Later, he earned an associate's degree in applied science (construction technology) from Oklahoma State University Institute of Technology. A typical route many young kids have taken. At age 20, after his father Jim became ill, Mullin took over the family’s small plumbing company, Mullin Plumbing (which had about six employees at the time). With help from his wife Christie (whom he married right after high school), he grew it into Oklahoma’s largest plumbing service company by around 2011, employing hundreds and generating significant revenue. He expanded into multiple related ventures, owning or founding up to eight or more businesses by the early 2010s, including: - Mullin Environmental - Mullin Services - Mullin Properties - HVAC, septic, construction, and other home services companies - A restaurant (Rowan’s Steakhouse, named after his wife’s maiden name) He also operated cow-calf ranches in Adair and Wagoner Counties. In December 2021, he sold his businesses to Dallas-based private equity firm CenterOak Partners (retaining a minority stake in some). His business success made him a multimillionaire; financial disclosures showed substantial income beyond any modest salary he drew (e.g., he once publicly referenced a $50,000 salary while owning companies valued in the millions). He ventured into Mixed Martial athlete (2006–2007), which complemented his history as a wrestler. Mullin’s competed professionally as an undefeated MMA fighter with a 5-0 record during this period. He has described himself as a “former professional fighter.” Mullin’s career trajectory moved from hands-on tradesman and self-made businessman to longtime member of Congress and now a Cabinet secretary, emphasizing his roots in Oklahoma’s rural economy, skilled trades, and conservative values. Now compare Jimmy Kimmel’s life story … He has been and is a comedian (PERIOD)! WOW … and that makes him believe he knows who is or isn’t qualified to do anything … again, he is an elitist nobody!

@dom_lucre Look, they should all be deported but is just wrong.

🔥🚨BREAKING: This woman is being accused of hiring migrant workers for her house and calling ICE to pick them after after they finished to avoid paying $10,000 she owed them.

Who is the most gorgeous Redhead... I'll Start: Amy Adams.

@Jabz_CFC He skips leg day

Alan Ritchson taking a walk on a beach in Australia with his wife, Catherine. ♥️

@realMaalouf You ever eat Chobani yogurt? Do some digging into that for your answer.

Muslims march in Idaho and call for Sharia law. How did they even end up in Idaho?

@ShadowofEzra Deport that guy

Brigitte Macron, while at the White House, says the First Amendment needs to be restricted and limited because too many young children are suffering. She says she can read signals from these young children. “I think that liberty does have some rules. We have to be free, but adapt to certain codes.”

@ronsterd89 What does the liquid taste like?

Passenger side of car has a puddle of water, that’s the only part that’s wet I got into my car today and I noticed this big puddle of water only on the passenger side. It was raining all last night but my windows were up all the way, dashboard is dry, window seal is dry, inside of the door is dry. What could’ve possibly happened?

@TheShawnHendrix @pbdsllc My Opto said I can sell you $250 readers or you can buy 3 packs from Costco.

@pbdsllc Made an appointment for Friday

Today I became old. Just bought my first set of readers. Just some cheap ones. What’s the best ones to get ?

@CollegeFBPortal At titties supposed to start at the belly?

NEW: Providence HC Bryan Hodgson with a LEGENDARY quote in his introductory press conference: “If you ever wanna question my recruiting abilities just look at my wife Jordan." 😂

@edgaralandough Save the carcass of your Costco rotisserie chicken for making stock.

I was embarrassed to post this because of how obvious it is. Homemade chicken broth is just chicken bones, water, and half an onion simmered for an hour. That's it. No stock pot. No culinary training. The $4 carton at the store is this with 15 additives and half the flavor. Make it once on a Sunday and it keeps all week.

@femalebodybuil6 White middle class American tax payer

Poor man called?

@HustleBitch_ This came out during the mask debate in 2020.

🚨 WOMAN SOUNDS THE ALARM AFTER DISCOVERING WHAT’S REALLY INSIDE TAMPONS — AND PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT: “THEY’RE POISONING WOMEN” A viral video is spreading fast after a woman claims tampons, even “organic” ones, may contain trace amounts of arsenic and lead… and says most women have no idea what they’re using every single month. She breaks down what she found on camera, visibly shaken: • Toxic metals can build up in the body over time • Lead is a known neurotoxin with no safe exposure level • It could be stored in the body and potentially passed on during pregnancy • “Organic” labels don’t guarantee what people think She starts questioning how products like this could ever be approved, saying women are being exposed to something they never consented to, in one of the most routine, normalized parts of life. The comment section is blowing up: • “Wait… even organic ones???” • “Switching to cups immediately.” • “There’s no way this is allowed.” • “Why is nobody talking about this???” • “If this is true, this is actually terrifying.” Now people are scrambling for alternatives, digging into ingredients, and questioning products they’ve trusted for years. This is something used by millions… constantly… without a second thought. So how long have they known about this… and why didn’t they tell anyone?

@Arden_2210 18

If you solve this, your IQ is high 🔥 What should come instead of ?

@dom_lucre For every 1000 likes, Dom will make her forehead bigger.

🔥🚨JUST IN: This TikTok influencer is going viral after claiming her life is hard because she is so pretty and how “pretty privilege” drains her so much due to everyone staring at her as soon she walks outside.