Tiff Tyler 🐠🐞

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@ninjapig04 @messedupfoods The earth doesn’t revolve around you, my guy.

@messedupfoods What kind of idiot decided to open a pizza restaurant and refuse to keep it open during the peak hours of the week?

@KGodo41232 @TheHost_ I can tell what side you vote for.

@TheHost_ Seriously who doesn’t have a winter coat?! They are cheap and readily available. Unless your house burnt down anyone over 20 should have one 🤦🏼‍♀️

I was in Walmart this morning and overheard a woman tell her husband that she needed a winter coat. For context it’s snowing here and cold. He told her maybe next paycheck. I stood there for a solid minute thinking about the fact that I had a really nice coat in my backseat that I keep meaning to donate. I didn’t want to make her uncomfortable but when he wandered away I walked up and quietly said

@JackBox Thanks a bunch, I’ve filled it out and sent it in, unfortunately it doesn’t have a place to upload the picture.

@FishieBug Thanks so much for sharing this with us. So that we can properly route this to our team internally, can you please fill out the contact form on our website? We want to be sure that we have the opportunity to make this right. Thanks so much! heyjackbox.com

@JackBox can’t log in to your WiFi because Jack is in the way and he won’t move.

I swear to God it's every year

@KTLAOffTheClock I was watching Charmed on my Roku a few years ago and I recognized a familiar face. Thought it was so cool that one of my favorite news reporters was on one of my favorite shows back in the day.

We’re remembering Sam Rubin two years after his untimely passing. Share your favorite memories below💙 And watch "Off the Clock"  at 2 p.m. on KTLA 5 and streaming on KTLA+.

@JCMTyellek @injectingvomit @taperchipmunk32 @MasterColonel @leshaami Yeah so how does that explain the thousands of children who have aged out of the foster care system who are kicked to the streets the day they turn 18?

@injectingvomit @taperchipmunk32 @MasterColonel @leshaami Plenty of families looking to adopt. No one said she had to raise the baby.

Hi, so the woman who carried and gave birth to me was 13 years old, celebrated her 14th birthday only days before I was born. I should’ve been aborted. It’s really terrible that she was made to carry and birth a baby while she was a child herself. Am I happy to be alive? Yes. Absolutely. Very happy to be here. Would I be mad had I been aborted? No, I wouldn’t exist, I wouldn’t feel anything. I shouldn’t exist. She was a child. The lives of girls/women are more valuable than fetuses.

@matuah671 @glenn_tunes Sounds like something that someone who got hosed by the government would say.

@glenn_tunes You're a TDS CHRONIC! You ain't fooling no one with you hideous posting. Go get real work and a life where real sacrafice is your daily breath!

SHOULDNT IT BE A BIGGER STORY THAT THE US PRESIDENT AND HIS FAMILY SOLD A NONE EXISTENT PHONE AND IS NOW TELLING EVERYONE THAT PAID FOR IT THAT THERE IS NO PHONE AND NO REFUND 🙄 THE US PRESIDENT IS RUNNING HIS CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION FROM INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE AND IT IS A HORRIFIC LOOK FOR AMERICA 🤷

@jessmstephens @electrolemon I thought it was Jamocha?

@electrolemon Jojoba comes for us all.

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.@kirkhawkins @LaurenLyster CONGRATULATIONS!!!

@RebelRancher @ma1ybe “Botherded”

I think so but natural is the only correct answer. If you can’t endure a half a day of being uncomfortable, you’re not ready for the sacrifice that is motherhood. Dosing your baby with fentanyl for your own selfish comfort is not what a mother should do. Granted I know most are ill informed & don’t have any clue how bad epidurals are but again, not ready for motherhood if you can’t be botherded to do basic research.

Honestly, Do men deserve a say in how their baby is delivered? Pain meds vs natural and what not?

There are people out there, that think if there's a “pot of money” sitting around, they'll twist themselves into all kinds of illogical pretzels to justify why THEY should get that money instead of what it was being used for, or intended for.

@Boulders3030 @TiffYG2133 @FuckerFuta @fing_hell @Racheltrains Delusional. Not “Disillusioned.”

@TiffYG2133 @FuckerFuta @fing_hell @racheltrains No. Most guys just wanna go to work and come home to a nice, loving family.

Boy math is opening up your marriage so you can fuck around then getting mad bc your wife is gettin slammed while you severely overestimated your market value

@saketspandit @fesshole Carlos Ambulance?

@fesshole Was his name Gonzalo Goebbels? Manuel Mengele? Or Carlos Krankenwagen?

When I was a teen, I had a boss who said when he was a boy in the 1940s, his family "escaped Germany and moved to Argentina." I was so naive I assumed he was Jewish until I read his obituary and learned he was... not.

@Dumfukdetector @AmyElli0ttDunne

Confused tweeter alert ⚠️ Courtesy of @AmyElli0ttDunne .

@ExiledToHalifax @NylaRoseBeast I love Coleman’s so much

@NylaRoseBeast Genuine question, in your excursions to the UK recently l/last year did you ever try English (Coleman's) Mustard? And if so, have you thought about replacing all the mustard bottles backstage with it secretly just to film your colleagues reactions?

SWEET! THANKS!!!

@ick_real Tried getting a job as a dispatcher after the pandemic started, but no one except me was wearing masks 😷 They even told me that I could remove mine. I said I lived with my elderly mother and I’d rather protect her from the virus. They looked at me like I had 5 heads.

Have you ever been to a job interview and while you are being interviewed you decide you no longer want the job??

@onilayobami02 @Simon_Ingari “Retrace YOU steps.” Emphasis mine.

@Simon_Ingari To me you sound more like content creators, tying to imagine some stuff for engagement, you your targeted audience are nursery pupils Retrace you steps.

“When was the last time you had sex?” HR manager asked a very attractive female candidate this during an interview. She had applied for an entry-level role a few years earlier. “Sir, I am married with two beautiful daughters. Since we migrated here, I have been unemployed for three years. “I want to work and support my husband, who is also out of work. We need financial help.” The CEO heard raised voices from his office and quickly left a meeting with his business partner. They rushed into the interview room and saw the woman looking angry and disappointed. The CEO had no idea what had happened, so he asked her. She stammered as she tried to speak, and it was clear that she was agitated. ↓↓↓

@Aaretherealone @shazcodes Yeah like the manager could have let them out of the contract. Best option.

@shazcodes I get the frustration, but this sounds like you’re just escalating a situation that could’ve been resolved better.

gym refused to refund my membership after injury. so I go every day. Sit on the treadmill. Lie on the leg press. Scroll my phone. For hours. manager begged me to stop. I said make me.