Tim Fitz

Pay for YouTubeTV Pay for ESPN+ Pay for Disney+ Still cannot watch Monday Night Football MNF tonight. What a time to be alive.

The 49ers and Rams will play Thursday, Sept. 10 at 5:35 p.m. PT at the Melbourne Cricket Ground in Australia. Due to the 17-hour time difference, the 49ers and Rams will take the field Friday at 10:35 a.m. (AEST) in Melbourne, with the game airing Thursday evening in the United States.

Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure? Me: I can do the Bowie part, but I don't have the upper range to sing the Freddie part.

March Madness proves it every year — nobody knows anything. #1 seeds getting dropped, buzzer beaters everywhere, and people still acting like their bracket wasn’t dead by Friday.

Vanderbilt bricking every shot

There needs to be a live graphic of how many millions of brackets get busted on Day 1 & 2. Like, right when a game goes final: “Perfect brackets remaining ____” And watch the number plummet.

@invisiblestats Please post your prior years?

My bracket is officially finalized. I can’t remember the last time my bracket finished outside of the top 3%… Here’s what I’m taking this year: -Sweet 16- Duke vs. St John UConn vs. Michigan St Florida vs. Vandy Houston vs. Illinois Arizona vs. Arkansas Purdue vs. Gonzaga Michigan vs. Texas Tech Iowa St vs. Virginia -Elite 8- St John vs. Michigan St Vandy vs. Houston Arizona vs. Purdue Michigan vs. Virginia -Final 4- Vandy vs. Michigan St Michigan vs. Arizona -Championship- Michigan St vs. Arizona🏆 Let me know what you think, my full bracket can be found below 👇

@AnthonyDabbundo Conveniently ignoring the data prior to 1985

I just found an INCREDIBLE SWEET 16 trend you can use to build your bracket Since the tournament expanded to 64 teams in 1985, teams who win their first two NCAA tournament games between Thursday and Sunday make the Sweet 16 ONE HUNDRED percent of the time

@HaydenWinks Patriots and Bills can sleep walk to the playoffs in this division

Did Malik Willis know this was happening? This is arguably the worst roster in the NFL now, and he has one year to prevent a 2027 1st Round QB from ending his stint. He's throwing to Malik Washington, TuTu Atwell, and Josh Norris this year!

@ryanhammer09 How did you do last year?

My Bracket. Nothing further.

Me: My country is in a clown car being driven over a cliff into a tire fire. My Algorithm: Would you like an afternoon of 90s NBA clips set to classic rock music? Me: <wiping tear> Yeah, that’d be nice. That’d be nice.

@BFW DC?

I need examples of a US city with at least three pro sports teams where the NHL team is top two in fandom in the city. Boys here said Detroit, DC and Tampa. I think I’ll give them DC and Tampa, but contest Detroit. Some guys said Minnesota, I think Twins are bigger than Wild.

🚨 Do the math on what Jensen Huang just said. $60 billion today.. $1 trillion by 2027. That's a 16x in 3 years.. No company in history has ever done that. Not Apple. Not Google. Not Amazon. Nobody.. > In January DeepSeek crashed Nvidia $600B in one day. Everyone said it was over. > Nvidia recovered in 2 weeks.. Then hit all-time highs. This man watched $600 billion vanish in one morning, put on the leather jacket, and said "we're going to $1 trillion in revenue." > Every company on earth - OpenAI, Google, Meta, xAI, Amazon is writing him checks. Not because they want to. Because there is no AI without Nvidia.. The AI taking your job runs on his chips , your industry, your future ..it all runs on chips made by one man who just told you he's about to make more money than most countries. And you're still scrolling.

@jmthrivept 100%. Also no idea how F1 got nominated. It was entertaining but not best picture good

“Best Original Screenplay” it was a remake of From Dusk Till Dawn 🧐

Your brackets for March Madness shouldn’t be random. Over 95% of NCAA Tournament champions in the last 23 years met BOTH of these criteria:

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

@OverHypedSleepr I wonder which streaming service gets the rights to this one-off game. I’ll spin the dial and say Hulu?

The NFL is going to find out the hard way that they've reached a tipping point already Our days off from watching games are what help fuel the desire to watch games when they are on The Pre-Thanksgiving game idea will fly as well as your average domestic turkey

@GrahamBarfield @FantasyPts 1. He’s always injured 2. He only plays well against the Bears

The main fallout from Romeo Doubs to Patriots: Christian Watson 🚀 Watson had 38/647/7 receiving in 11 games (13.2 FPG – WR19) after knee injury We've seen elite efficiency: + 2.67 yards per route run in 2025 – fourth-best among WRs + 2.65 YPRR in 2024 – eighth-best

Me talking to my neighbors when oil hits $200

A year ago we were supposed to be getting $2,000 rebate checks, DOGE was going to find $2 trillion in waste to balance the budget, we were going to pay no income taxes because tariffs would pay for everything, gas & home electric bills would be cut in half, and no new wars.

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