Dwight K. Schrute

@Moes_HQ I cannot believe that a burrito, bowl, and quesadilla was 50 bucks. That is WILD. #bringbackoldschoolmoes

@ChrisStapleton they made us sit during your entire show in Buffalo….. unheard of.

@miapaigeee @zachlanebryan Come to buff I’ll play ya all the songs

I’m going to need @zachlanebryan to put on a 5 day concert where he plays every album from start to finish because there’s just not a single song i don’t want to hear live

@lukecombs my buddy can shotgun faster than you. Come on up to Buffalo and we’ll find out! #shotgunchallenge

Today is the first official day of Spring. Boating szn almost here LFG

@miapaigeee Caz education baby

I have completely disassociated. My brain is just on a constant loop of the cheese tax song.

@miapaigeee Same

Patrick Mahomes the type of dude to go to the bar and order a buttery nipple.

@EliApple no tweets after last nights game????? Cancun on 3 🫶🏻

@miapaigeee You don’t know much about much

Update: i actually may know shit about fuck

Won a little money today on the Cardinals and now I’m betting 4-leg parlays like i know shit about fuck. Who do i think i am

@Mattyicetoonice @fox5ny Cmonnnnnn

@fox5ny Why was I staring at Rosanna Scotto in the bottom of the 10th inning?

A report by a law firm says former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo improperly used state employees and resources for a $5.1 million book deal in 2020. fox5ny.com/news/andrew-cu…

Guys a legend

@DeltaSonicWash when will I win another contest? Do I have to go back to sponsoring delta on my Facebook daily?? #sunsoutcarswashed

@THEMuffinChops Get me out there

Some terrible officiating in the Tennessee ark game today.

“If all our credit cards decline… I got the hooters cash”

@tculls12 @THEMuffinChops @matttrestick I can feel it. For sure. LGM!!!

No doubt giants had to fire Garret. But he’s not the root of the problems there. Gettleman needs to go as does Joe judge. The judge experiment has flopped. Giant fans just admit it. He’s a bum. Stop making excuses.

For the love of meat, @MyMightyTaco bust out a taco in the bag option.

@HofbrauhausB you’ve changed…..

If you go over in cornhole.. what’s the score?

Today for the #10YearsOfChief celebration, we’re throwing it back to a monumental moment in Eric’s career. Watch him accept his first CMA Album of the Year award at the 2012 CMAs!

📍 Washington, DC No one — and we mean no one — has more #NATITUDE than Davey Martinez.