Unruly Heather Marulli

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Unruly Heather Marulli

@FixedAirHeather

🔮Writer, stand up, busy businesswoman🔮Seen on @ComedyCentral & @RoastBattle 💅🏼 @UnrulyPodcast [email protected]

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Mart 2009

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·1 Oca

Argued with a man today who tried to say there’s a wage gap because women don’t do “important” jobs like men do, such as “building skyscrapers or repairing roads”. Does this man build skyscrapers or repair roads?? No, he does the most important job of all time…stand up comedy

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·16h

One very fun thing about being in the LA comedy scene is that when one of your friends dies and it’s on the news, random strangers will post “Vaxxed???” in comment sections

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·2d

I really want a husband but every man on Hinge is very strange and avoidant!!!

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·3d

@3Sentinel4 @TotallyAllen There’s a reason you see it a lot

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Sentinel@3Sentinel4·3d

@TotallyAllen Overused gif

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Allen Strickland Williams@TotallyAllen·3d

I live in Loz Feliz and there's an apartment above me that has been vacant for over a year. Landlord refuses to lower the rent to incentivize someone to move in, yet buys bigger and bigger for rent signs to put outside the building. The free market is a myth. Landlords are evil.

anna@annakatherines_

Just saw a 400sqft 1 bed 1 bath listed on Zillow in Los Feliz for $3400 and the landlord requires 4x income. Landlord seeking someone making $163k minimum to be happy in a shoebox. Lol. Lmao

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Duncan Smith@DuncanSmithNBA·4d

Tiger Woods is both the best and worst driver in history

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·4d

@useful_emetic This is definitely what the grift is all about

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Madame Fragonard@useful_emetic·4d

my husband has been hearing about lindy west on and off for the last few days and when i told him today that the husband and his side piece are financially supported by lindy, he had to leave the room.

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·4d

@SeaOfMarighella @__apf__ @useful_emetic @purplcabbage A lot of people like that lean into anti-establishment tendencies and choose to not get credit cards early because it’s complying with “the system”

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⊃ ⋃ ⋂ ⊂ 🔻 P A C I N O@SeaOfMarighella·4d

@__apf__ @useful_emetic @purplcabbage Interesting, I suppose it kinda makes sense if you've got no credit history. Still, it's hard to believe an upper middle-class college lady from the PNW never had a credit history.

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·4d

Just saw that a male comedian (I know, sorry) who once called himself “a rare talent” (not even making that up) recently posted a standup clip in which referred to his wife as a bitch. Never heard that before!!! What a rare talent!

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·5d

@catsiesxx (I am non-binary) what a manipulator!!!

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catsies@catsiesxx·6d

"My very toxic male pattern behavior can't be criticized because I'm not a man", claims man.

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·5d

As soon as I saw that Lindy West’s husband used to do standup, I knew he was GUILTY OF EVERYTHING

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·5d

@drealEjaySwitch @PopBase He already had to pay her a massive settlement in a previous civil case. You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

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Panama Ejiro .J.🌹@drealEjaySwitch·5d

@PopBase If she has evidence to back up her accusations then I hope she gets justice but I think it’s a sham though imo

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Pop Base@PopBase·6d

FKA twigs has filed a new lawsuit against ex-boyfriend Shia LaBeouf. Twigs says LaBeouf tried to silence her from speaking about sexual abuse she endured with an illegal NDA. (hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-n…)

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·5d

@LORDCOSMOERA @PopBase He’s admitted multiple times on the record to abusing her

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PEAK MADS!☺️@LORDCOSMOERA·6d

@PopBase Bitches and their pursuit for lying about SA to get money 💰 never fails

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·5d

@FootyJokesTV @PopBase Wrong. She should be allowed to speak on what happened to her. Shut the fuck up.

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FootyJokes@FootyJokesTV·5d

@PopBase This woman is irrelevant. She is only known for talking about Shia. Their incident was in 2022. She had 4 years to become famous and nothing appeared. Now she is coming back to talk about Shia again. She is just a professional victim.

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·5d

@theashleyray I can’t stand him smh

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ashley ray@theashleyray·6d

aham’s bday posts for lindy and roya do work as a summary for adult braces

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·5d

@Flower_of_Babel That’s not what I said. It’s simply not a good wage in 2026 and it’s also an evil job. So people are being paid poorly to do something awful. A double insult from the capitalist system.

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Interference Inferno@Flower_of_Babel·6d

@FixedAirHeather Yeah, stupid poors. What idiots. Some lady made more than you 15 years ago.

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·6d

People on here are like “ICE Agents start at 48K! That’s really good money!” I made that in 2011 and I didn’t have to violate anyone’s rights!! So yes, it’s good money for 15 years ago.

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·6d

ICE agents are literally recruiting NEETS

Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble

I worry that having ICE walk around unmasked will lead to an increase in wedgies and agents getting shoved in lockers

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·6d

@doomsday997 @b_connerton @VacksceneGaming I don’t have any purple haired friend. Why are you making 2018 era jokes? You’re a mindless retard. Eat shit

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Doomsday@doomsday997·6d

@FixedAirHeather @b_connerton @VacksceneGaming LOL who told that your purple haired friend? No contracts are being cut short you mindless retard.

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VacksceneGaming@VacksceneGaming·6d

LOLOLOL What a fucking joke

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·6d

@doomsday997 @b_connerton @VacksceneGaming Trump is purposely cutting contracts short so that people don’t get their signing bonus. This is also a shameful job and only a sociopath would be okay with doing it. You should apply!

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Doomsday@doomsday997·6d

@FixedAirHeather @b_connerton @VacksceneGaming lol what are you even talking about? How are they not going to make it there? And thousands of agents are already on the job for years (not new hires) already making that kind of money NOW.

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·6d

@GoldenKazeX @b_connerton @VacksceneGaming I was making similar at 23 in….2011. I also didn’t have to violate people’s rights to do it.

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GoldenKazeX@GoldenKazeX·6d

@FixedAirHeather @b_connerton @VacksceneGaming For a 20 year old, that's pretty good

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Unruly Heather Marulli@FixedAirHeather·6d

@keithWhefner @b_connerton @VacksceneGaming I’m on track to make around $140K this year, so yes I do.

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Keith W Hefner@keithWhefner·6d

@FixedAirHeather @b_connerton @VacksceneGaming You think she makes more than $48k 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡

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