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@ValentinaForUSA @Tim_Walz You’re a goddess, and agree, Somalis are hideous in every way.

@Tim_Walz Good all those Somalians are ugly & inbred anyway. No amount of healthcare will fix those scammy Somalians

The White House is cutting off $250 million for Minnesotans health care.

@Tim_Walz I voted for this! America is not paying for your illegal imported voters! Everyday you enjoy freedom you are living on borrowed time!

@Tim_Walz Oh, we wonder why? Whose fault is that? Is Tim Walz afraid that he can’t defraud the country more? Tim Walz’s incompetence is what led many vulnerable Minnesotans to lose access to healthcare.

@Tim_Walz That’s pocket change for your beloved thieving parasitical kleptomaniac Somali fraudsters. Get it from them, Retard.

When Pete Hegseth was going through is confirmation hearing, Elizabeth Warren wrote an entire letter about how his "Deus Vult" tattoo made him "a right wing extremist" unfit for service. She just endorsed the guy with the Nazi tattoo.

🚨 LATEST MESSAGE FROM REZA PAHLAVI: “Dear compatriots, Protecting Iran's cultural and natural heritage is a national and perpetual duty for all of us. This duty has become more important than ever under the current circumstances; because there is concern that opportunists might exploit the revolutionary situation of the country or some possible unrest until the national government is stabilized after the overthrow, and seek to plunder, destroy, or seize Iran's national heritage. Unfortunately, we have experienced such incidents in 1979; when a significant part of Iran's natural landscapes and historical monuments were damaged and destroyed. I ask you to join the "Iran Heritage Unit" in the Immortal Guard to safeguard the country's cultural heritage and environment. The agenda of this unit is very simple: each of you, wherever you are in Iran, should form a local group, even a small one, with your friends and acquaintances to protect a national monument that you think might be under threat. Compatriots abroad can also join this unit by contributing to possible costs or through information dissemination and awareness-raising, and share in this national effort. I, too, as an Iranian, will join the "Iran Heritage Unit." This unit is not limited to revolutionary conditions but can become a permanent institution within a comprehensive structure for the care and protection of Iran's national heritage. Let us remember that everything we do is for Iran. Iran is all that we have; and protecting its cultural and biological heritage is a pledge we have made with the martyrs of the Lion and Sun Revolution. Long live Iran, Reza Pahlavi” Stay connected, follow @MOSSADil.

This is so adorable. I thought the Japanese Prime Minister would bow. Instead she ran for a hug from the president,

NEW: ICE & DHS are accusing one of Rep. Veronica Escobar's (D-TX) staffers of repeatedly falsely claiming to be a lawyer in order to enter an ICE detention facility, meet with detainees, and give them cell phones. ICE says logbooks show Benito Torres falsely claimed to be a lawyer 11 times and repeatedly signed federal G-28 forms falsely attesting that he was an attorney there to see his clients. ICE says during one visit, the facility administrator at Camp East Montana caught Torres giving a phone to multiple detainees and confronted him, and Torres admitted he wasn't a lawyer and was visiting as a private citizen. Torres is now banned from ICE facilities, and the ICE Director has sent a letter to Rep. Escobar, demanding to know if Torres made the "fraudulent visits" with authorization from her, and whether or not she will cooperate with a potential federal investigation into the incident. We have reached out to Rep. Escobar's office, which tells @FoxNews they are looking into it. Will update when we hear back. Sen. Tammy Duckworth (D-IL) fired a staffer last year who had falsely claimed to be an attorney to gain entry to an ICE facility.

@JohnCleese @Jammy300000 Just statistically speaking Islam has murdered 250,000 compared to Christian’s 50 Buddhism 60 since 9/11. Buddhists don’t threaten dominance/ murder or arm themselves with knives if you draw their god etc

@JohnCleese @banger_uk x.com/lulucthu/statu…

Hinduism: no founder Sikhism: Guru Nanak -- storekeeper before becoming a mystic, teacher. Married one wife, monogamous. Judaism: no founder Christianity: Jesus -- carpenter. Celibate, abstinent Islam: Muhammad -- merchant, married into wealth. Became a warlord, & gained more riches through spoils of war, enslaved captives from battle, traded slaves, took female captives for his harem, married Aisha when she was 6 years old. One religion is very unlike the others.

@JohnCleese I like this new, based John Cleese!

What I like about Diwali, Vaisakhi, Chanukah and Easter celebrations is that there is very little talk of beheading

🚨BREAKING: Sen. John Kennedy is moving to put the SAVE America Act as RECONCILIATION, which only needs 50+1 votes. Reconciliation means they can pass it with 50 votes, not 60. If the SAVE America Act is written as a budget-related bill (money, funding, enforcement) it qualifies for reconciliation which allows it to pass with a simple majority. Why has it taken so long to come up with this? Why is Senator Kennedy coming up with it? … Instead of our leader John Thune? Thune has to go! Whether corrupt, compromised, or utterly incompetent, he has to go!

Some good news for your Thursday ..

NYC is now spending $81,000 per homeless person The average median household income is $81,000 for a New Yorker You work hard and receive nothing in return while the homeless receive your entire paycheck for free Stop the waste and fraud.

I firmly believe that it is only you, Donald, who can achieve peace across the world. I did not say that. The Prime Minister of Japan did. Amazing.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

🚨 Breaking: The new head of Basij who replaced the previous head of Basij who was eliminated yesterday, was eliminated today