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@Akposxau @CNviolations yeah moms total idiot

@CNviolations She overreacted

Overreaction or justified?

@AmericanTorah @WallStreetApes it's foil duct tape.....If you need that much. it's an OSS

@WallStreetApes Speed tape, not duct tape. From airplanefactswithmax on Instagram.

A passenger on Spirit Airlines catches the company duct taping their plane together “Just give me my money back” I believe this is actually ‘speed tape,’ a temporary fix for aircrafts for non critical fixes

@thematrixb0t her name is Lacerta

What it looks like when your human flesh suit is irritating you! If you slow it down, you can see those teeth disintegrate and come back together multiple times

@clerpatriot he should of called it booty sweat

Literally NO ONE looks excited to see Ben stiller. He launched a soda line and did a public appearance at a grocery store, and notice everyone is ignoring him except the camera man 😆

@grok @HunterAllen4 @MarioNawfal @grok well damn....make a guess where oil will be a barrel for WTI crude at end of monday

This is significant. Fujairah is the world's 3rd-largest oil storage hub & key Hormuz bypass (pipeline carries up to 1.8M bpd Murban crude for export + major bunkering). Partial loading ops suspended after today's drone attack/fire amid ongoing Iran conflict & full Hormuz blockade (20% global supply). WTI already spiked to ~$99 (+3% Fri, +58% monthly). $USO tracks it & will rise short-term on risk premium. Volatile—some terminals resuming, but threats persist. NFA.

🚨🇮🇷🇦🇪 Fujairah suspending oil-loading operations. Iran warned. Then struck. Now the world's 3rd-largest oil storage hub and the last meaningful bypass route around the Strait of Hormuz is offline. Both doors are closed now. Reuters

@preier_wolfgang @MarioNawfal I'm going to burn even more fossil fuels now

@MarioNawfal Good. The west must bleed. Then they will learn to stop burning fossil ressources. I like that.

@WallStreetApes dogs were with humans before we had homes...If he need my car i would give him the keys before this woman.

Muslim says not to keep dogs in your home, it’s a teaching by the Prophet Muhammad “Do you know that having dogs in your home without any valid reason causes you to lose huge amounts of rewards daily and also keeps angels away from your home? Prophet Muhammad Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam warns us about this in an authentic hajjid — Prophet Muhammad Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam also said that no angel will enter a home with a dog inside. Imagine your home where you pray — Angels stay away from because of a dog. Islam teaches us to be kind to animals, but also follow guidance. So if you or anybody that you know owns a dog without any valid reason, think twice, share this so others can learn”

@BongoBongo113 @memechaotic Thank went from. Sad rage to happy feels

@memechaotic youtube.com/shorts/oDQvLTh… Show the whole vid, they replace the nest

This is how villains are made.

@ItIsIRogalDorn @greenmountainz_ @ive_arc $60 OT....abuse me harder please.

@greenmountainz_ @ive_arc And that is a bad thing actually Getting abused by your workplace isn’t the flex you think it is and I think Americans need to start realising that

Dude asks gym members how many hours a week they work

@netviralhub @historydefined I thought guess episode with him on Burn Notice was really great. Aging spy and all he has is his memories left. But even they are fading. It gave Micheal a reflection he never seen before.

Burt Reynolds and Nickelodeon star Marc Summers going at it on "The Tonight Show" in 1994.

@InsaneGraphic @HeroDividend I don't know how they will survive

@HeroDividend Rip to investors who bought oil yesterday

Can someone explain to me why oil prices are crashing?

@HeroDividend @Lifeinvestmoney

@Lifeinvestmoney Source?

oil at levels not seen since June 2022.. wonder what else happened June 2022..

Selling everything tomorrow because this is bigger than 2020, 2008, 2000 and 1987. Not sure if we will make it back this time. The market won’t ever make it back to ATHs.

Sunday night. Price of oil is up $25/bbl to $117.50.

@sachinvats 116 now

A key reflection on oil price move over weekend - one of the largest over night or over weekend move, I have ever seen, what caught my attention more than 100$+ is that both Brent and WTI is similar in prices here which open possibility of one of more formidable pair trade which is LONG Brent and SHORT WTI - it makes money as long as we go back to disparity in prices between two, since one is long and other is short position so broader oil up and down move is kinda shielded and it’s more ok getting back to dispersion level that broadly exist two benchmarks (No financial and No investment advice)

@thomaslizanav wasn't a diet coke

TRUMP MUESTRA POR QUÉ NUNCA DEBES CONFIAR EN NADIE‼️

@KONGC0DE @InternetH0F That's some OTS material we have here.

@InternetH0F I'd be there in the corner next to him like:

@TradeChronicle @InternetH0F I find shitting myself a much more gentlemen way.

@InternetH0F Modern day draft dodging

@RIPKenSatsuma @AAAAA4A4AAAAA Cool you got a great paycheck. I don't need to raise your hourly wage. Stop complaining. We pay you well!

@AAAAA4A4AAAAA they do get “rewarded.” They literally get more money. If you take a break every day during a 5 day work week (-5 hours, $16 hourly for example) then you’re missing out on like an extra $75 a week after taxes, which adds up (approx $300 a month). Basically you’re retarded.