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“You’re a Man putting his hands on a Female” At the Oscar’s American Actress Singer Teyana Taylor caused a scene - after she claimed a Man touched her. Also Teyana Taylor on the same night…

@IanFL @A1an_M Third world parties

@A1an_M These banks outsource a lot of their IT work, so that third parties maintain applications …

Somewhere within the bowels of a Lloyds Banking Group office there is a greybeard IT guy (called Steve or Gary) who had been planning on retirement last year. but was persuaded to stay on because no-one else knew how everything worked, saying very loudly with a world-weary air to some senior executives with MBAs and economics degrees right now: "I told you this would happen and you didn't listen" And there are a lot of much more junior IT people running around "preponing" meetings while they "do the needful".

@RupertLowe10 We have 100s of 1000s of criminals who should be picking litter all day every day. This country should be spotless.

I absolutely detest how our country has been allowed to overflow with rubbish. The countryside filled with plastic. It is everywhere. Every roadside, caked with filth. We shouldn’t accept it as normal. It is not normal. It is vile. Clearly there needs to be a central clean up effort, but actually? The key message is this. PUT YOUR RUBBISH IN A BIN. People need to take responsibility. It’s disgusting.

@YesterdaysBrit1 I'll have the Stag in the showroom

What a choice!

@Cyclingbottle Ronaldo's girlfriend has 72m followers!

📸 Instagram Followers ⚽️ Cristiano Ronaldo 672 million 🏎️ Lando Norris 12 million 🎾 Carlos Alcaraz 8 million 🎾 Aryna Sabalenka 5 million 🚴‍♂️ Tadej Pogacar 3 million 🚴‍♀️ Demi Vollering 0,4 million #cycling

@JPJH2021 @HoodedClaw1974 No one's marrying that!

@HoodedClaw1974 Bet her husband drinks ........................A lot !!

I will just leave that here and enjoy the comments in the morning.😂🤣🤦‍♂️

@KingBobIIV You forgot to mention that when such strategic national assets are sold to the various dubious foreign interests, it's labelled as vital foreign investment that demonstrates the attractiveness of our economy. 🤡🤡🤡

It’s times like this I’m particularly grateful for the utter incompetence of the British political class over the last thirty years, who decided that running a serious country with its own industry, energy supply, food production and strategic infrastructure was all rather old-fashioned and a bit vulgar in the modern globalised age. Steel, which we once made in enormous quantities and exported around the world, largely gone so we can import it from China. Oil refineries steadily shut down because apparently an island nation of seventy million people has no real need to refine its own fuel anymore. Gas storage scrapped because planning for winter is clearly a paranoid hangover from the twentieth century. Domestic farming buried under tax, regulation and land policy so that we now import a huge proportion of the food we eat while congratulating ourselves on the virtue of stopping cow farts. Our nuclear industry, which Britain pioneered, hollowed out and then effectively handed to the French state through EDF Energy, who now run most of the remaining reactors and are building Hinkley Point C, meaning the lights in Britain are increasingly dependent on the industrial policy of Paris. Large parts of the water system sold off to foreign investors through companies like Thames Water, who have somehow managed to extract billions in debt and dividends while simultaneously turning Britain’s rivers and coastline into an open sewer. At one point we even invited the Chinese state into the middle of our nuclear power programme through China General Nuclear, because when you are building critical national infrastructure the obvious partner is a strategic rival with very different interests. Meanwhile enormous chunks of London property, infrastructure and utilities sit in the portfolios of overseas sovereign wealth funds such as the Qatar Investment Authority, while large volumes of the gas keeping the country running now arrive from the Norwegian state energy company Equinor, because clearly a country sitting on the North Sea has no need to worry too much about controlling its own energy supply. Having spent decades dismantling domestic industry, closing refineries, weakening food production, selling strategic infrastructure and outsourcing energy, we now borrow vast amounts of money, send billions abroad in aid and development projects, and appear genuinely confused when countries that still make steel, refine fuel, control their utilities and guard their national industries suddenly seem to have a great deal of leverage over us. Still, I’m sure it will all be fine. History is full of examples of great powers becoming stronger by dismantling their own industrial base and outsourcing the basics of national survival to whoever happens to be selling them that week. But its ok because they're doing ballroom dancing.

@KTHopkins I wonder what Starmer's Jewish wife makes of all this.

What in the Pornhub-Gay-Collection is this? There was less whispering & rubbing when I got pregnant with my third…

@anon_opin Modern building regs for underground stations. Absolutely nothing flammable.

The Elizabeth Line is useful and everything but every single one of the platforms is dull, bland, and identical. At least the dirty old underground stations have a bit of character.

@PottsConnolly @EwalsCargoCare Execute him. He has no place in any civilisation

Historic bridge destroyed by reckless lorry driver near Reading, Berkshire, UK - 11/2/26 😥

@Retromania4ever Great cards to get playing Top Trumps

Exotic & brutal Countach 🆚 Pantera pick up one!

@SteveInmanClips Where was the knee drop on the throat? He just got up and walked away.

Bike thief thought he was getting away. He thought wrong.

@BROKENBRITAIN0 @NickBuckleyMBE I'd add that anyone who's been here more than 5 years and can't speak a decent level of understandable English can also be exported.

🚨BREAKING: Ben Habib has laid out Advance UK’s complete immigration policy 🇬🇧 - Declare a National Emergency on Immigration to pass urgent laws - Abolish indefinite leave to remain - Anyone granted Indefinite Leave to Remain since 2019 will have it revoked (Boriswave gone) - All Asylum Applications Suspended - All approved asylum since 2019 will be revoked - Stop the granting of British Passports to foreigners - Work Visas only granted to people on country Green List - Every other country will be on Red List and NO ONE will be allowed in from these countries - All visas granted to families of students will be cancelled - When current work visas expire they CANNOT be renewed - No benefits will ever be granted to foreigners - All foreigners settled in the UK will be encouraged to GO HOME (time limited incentives will be given) - If you overstay your visa you WILL BE ARRESTED AND DEPORTED - All illegal immigrants will be deported - Every foreign criminal will be deported Every Visa granted will have a set of requirements: - Must obey the law - Must only work for company named on visa - Foreigners banned from politics - Foreigners cannot take part in protests - Foreigners will not be able to proselytize for religions or ideologies Temporary Work Visas will only be granted to people from: USA Canada Australia New Zealand Japan Singapore EU Switzerland Norway Iceland Israel Andorra Monaco San Marino Vatican City Illegal immigrants will be arrested, detained and deported en-masse. No exceptions. No right of appeal. Any country refusing to take back illegal immigrants will be sanctioned and their citizens arrested. Royal Navy will be instructed to turn back every illegal migrant boat. No more payments to France. Immigration enforcement force established to Police borders and deportations and will have powers over Police and legal process. There will be NO RIGHTS OF APPEAL This is absolutely BRILLIANT from Advance UK 🇬🇧 Credit to @BasilTheGreat

Keyboard players never look cool when they perform live.

@Known_by_One @timdavies_uk This one? Happy to help

@timdavies_uk someone post a picture of the civil service staf....

The erosion of the entire traitorous British civil service cannot come soon enough.

@IAmJohnnySinsUK @ukhomeoffice The bloke was on a tourist visa. He was working illegally with Deliveroo. Hence his rapid expulsion. The girl was on a student visa so could work. She was looking after her aunt and uncle here but couldn't get the visa extended.

@Fletcher1939 @ukhomeoffice How can they be working if they have an invalid visa?

Within the last year, Immigration Enforcement has carried out the highest number of raids in history. This has resulted in: ➡️ 1,050 people deported or removed from the UK ➡️ Over 8,000 arrests during illegal working visits

@OnDisasters That's alot of revolving weight. Torque

Video of the Gnome et Rhône Omega, an aero engine from 1909. Showed this to my mechanic a few weeks ago, and he was mesmerized. He quiped "Finally an engine even worse than the one in your sh**box" 😆

@YPLAC Just park anywhere

@therealmissjo Execute on third offence. Problem solved

This is everything that is wrong with the UK. Khan has “no fixed abode”. He goes around breaking into buildings and stealing stuff. What sentence does he get? 12 months in prison. A senior police officer once told me that people serving short sentences like this come out and do exactly the same crimes again. And again. Sometimes escalating the violence. The police have to go and round them all up again….only for them to get another few months in prison. And then the whole merry circle starts again.