The Consultant

Don’t say Time is going. It’s really not. Time was here before you were born and will still be here long after you die. Time isn’t going. It’s you. You are going.

@dharmmyjadass1 @FubaraD1 @LaceVine It’s actually a traffic offense.

@FubaraD1 @LaceVine Yes he was not suppose to be on that lane at all since he is going straight, people are taking the road you blocked, but the police should have just told him and let him go, I don’t think that is an offense

This Nigerian police are a disgrace.

@hamiltonawah @shutupsamuel Na why he no fit blow

@shutupsamuel Lol for someone who sings you really don’t know anything about your industry.

The only person who will lose is Chike shaa. Everybody is seeing it as just sleeping with a married woman but for someone in the kind of industry he is it’s a slippery slope. Frank is high up in the entertainment industry and his comrades see shit like this and start distancing themselves from Chike, at a point the wedding bookings will dry up cause I mean who wants you to perform at their wedding when you’ve been sleeping with a married woman, make you come sleep with my own wife abi.

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

@LabsCustodian @MediaOffScript @BrianMarti42502 @0hour1 A racial slur is, in fact incitement. It’s more than “being called a name”.

@Flocaine @MediaOffScript @BrianMarti42502 @0hour1 Verbal assault isn’t criminal unless its a call to violence or a threat, retard. You can’t batter someone over being called a name 😂 read a book.

Chud approached the man yelling at him. Argument ensued Man hit Chud Chud shot him all on tape Stand your ground probability unlikely.

@PaulrodneyO @CatiaKyen You’re saying the country should reward evil behaviour. So, anyone who wants a free license should simply start creating harmful, counterfeit products. The people that spend millions to comply with NAFDAC standards are stupid? Your brain is swimming in sewage.

@CatiaKyen Why not give them license and scrutinize their production. The same they have illegal refineries. Give them License, fund them with Government grant and let them compete with the world at the global stage. That is how to build a Nation.

In this country, it feels like someone is just after your life in every corner. Anyone still drinking anything other than water has basically decided to gamble with their own life. Just stick to water, biko. 🙏

@theMadridZone #halamadrid

🚨 JUST IN: Florentino Perez received reliable information recently that an "opposition front" is being built around Enrique Riquelme, and that this opposition front could turn into "a serious threat" by 2027. This is why he decided to call early elections in 2026, to end the threat before it begins. @voz_populi

@LabsCustodian @MediaOffScript @BrianMarti42502 @0hour1 Yes you can. Battery is physical. Assault can be verbal (verbal assault) or physical. Your hero is cooked.

@MediaOffScript @BrianMarti42502 @0hour1 Doesn’t matter. You can’t assault people, retard.

@ezekushona @khalidzyaa @theMadridZone @diarioas Still used AI to respond. Pathetic.

@khalidzyaa @theMadridZone @diarioas @khalidzyaa 😂 Nah bro, no AI here. This one na pure Man Utd lessons + Naija street sense wey I dey drop from experience. Quiet consistency build the real bags, no dey need robot to talk am. If e sweet you, pull up and build with the squad. 💪

🚨 Enrique Riquelme is known in the business world as the “King of the Sun”. His financial strength allows him to guarantee the €187 million needed (15% of a €1.2 billion) to run for the Presidency. @diarioas

@ezekushona @theMadridZone @diarioas Thanks chatgpt

🚨 King of the Sun dropping €187M guarantee to run for the throne. That’s what happens when you build real financial strength in silence. No noise, just bags stacked high enough to challenge the big boys and own the club. Same energy for your own life, quiet consistency turns small hustles into presidency-level moves 🏆💰 #BuildQuietly

@iShrishtiPandey Basilisk Eternal classic. It has a manga, anime and live action movie 👌🏼

Dayum this anime has some insane fights! More people seriously need to know about it 🤌

@Taiwo_junzi I’m embarrassed for you.

You are a complete ignoramus!!! You know nothing about virtue!!! You know nothing about empathy and honour!!! You know nothing about parenting!!! And truth to be told, if you knew a thing or two about actions and consequences, you’d understand that both negative and positive reinforcements are necessary conditions that must be met by a parent whose goal is to raise a well-rounded child. The same way reasonable parents give biscuits or buys toys as rewards for their children for doing well academically and being of good behavior is the same way they should punish their children for misbehavior. The same way I praise random women and even extend kindness to them on this app is the same way I drag shameless whores like you!!! The only reason you think I’d make a bad parent or that my daughter wouldn’t be proud of me is because you are a landwhale who doubles as a shameless haw!!! There’s a reason none of the random women I’ve constantly praised for being relatively good(check quoted pictures) on this app hates me!!! There will never come a time where I’d pass as a women hater. And there will never come a time where I’d pass a haw lover!!! I love relatively good women and womanhood as a whole but I detest whores and degeneracy. So, going forward, you can either choose to conduct yourself with grace, decorum, shame, and rectitude to be worthy of receiving my praise OR you remain a dildo-selling landwhale-cum-haw who goes for useless parties to get harassed with the naked pen-15 of low-value men so you can get dragged by me!!! The choice is yours!!!

@jgoldmonye @ruffydfire So , is Obi now the incorruptible son of god or what kind of retarded comparison is this?

@ruffydfire Did Jesus not dine with tax collectors, did that make him a thief, Obi has come to change thieves and use that as a vehicle to transform Nigerian, they will return what they have stolen with apologies.

@DG802023 @Thechat101 By inciting them? Are you stupid?

@Thechat101 Racist ppl are so dumb. This dudes not looking for a fight, or to kill anyone. He’s just exposing the violent hatred a lot of black people have for white people and they are failing the test. The racist word-police are the story here.

Dj akademiks reacts to ChudtheBuilder catching a L at the gas station and calling the police like a Karen

@WolfRMFC We're now moving to the Semis. Rudiger should prepare himself ASAP

@FCBarcelona @gbenguzzee 😄

One big family 🫶

@WolfRMFC @OlubanjiPeters

Jude, Yamal and Timothee Chalamet in an adidas advert together? Adidas cooked with this, this gave me old school football ad vibes. Wow.

Rest in piss nonchalant bozo

@kaizen000000000 Richard Dawkins is such a star

Piers Morgan thinks that “i dont get it” is an argument against modern physics.🤭

@hamyzo_Abdulla @Edenlife9 😄 Joker

@Flocaine @Edenlife9 No, Abraham didn’t call himself a Muslim; that was my typo. It’s God who describes him that way, and his actions clearly reflect it.

Everyone, except those blinded by lies can clearly see how deceitful the Quran is. The almighty God didn’t inspire such evil book.

@hamyzo_Abdulla @Edenlife9 Is there one clear verse from any scripture where Abraham calls himself a muslim?

The Qur’an is not a history book, it’s a challenge to mankind and jinn. It clearly states: “Abraham was neither a Jew nor a Christian, but a Muslim…” (Qur’an 3:67) So here’s a simple challenge for you: Show me one clear verse from any scripture where Abraham calls himself a Jew or a Christian. If you can’t, then you already know the answer.