Megan Baildon

@FloganLogan Based

fuck I miss wave pools

@FloganLogan I just know that you have better material than this. You should aim higher

@MeganBaildon Masshole loser

fuck it, pizza boat

@FloganLogan What does this tweet mean

The GOP was right, they were handing out agendas and in middle school

CVS is the Target of drugstores

I invented something called a “mental health bagel” which is when I buy myself a bagel if I feel bad or good about myself

Absolutely no one: Snapchat stories:

Golden retrievers are the Toyota Camry of dogs

This little guy brought me a lot of joy during our time together

every time i drink milk i remember my roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk"

wtf was this statement????

what strings did peacocks pull to be allowed to just vibe around the zoo?

Just Bernie and @BaysideBand Killing Time.

i saw this documentary seven years ago and i think about this line every day

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Shady

@JoeManolakis Weather? In this economy?

@MeganBaildon Snow? In this climate?

Snow? In mid-April? It’s almost as if the climate is changing

@mando_b2 Love you

you sit down at the empty hotel bar and order a whiskey, neat. "good choice!" a voice announces from behind, and its owner sidles up to the empty seat next to you. you turn, because the voice sounds familiar. it couldn't be... it is. your eyes well up. it's waluigi