Flor Anderson
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Wife: I’m gonna put the tree up
Me: it’s october
Wife: I don’t remember asking for permission grinch
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Dear professor,
I am not majoring in your subject, please just tell me the basics.
Love,
Your student in your introductory course
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Sometimes you have Whataburger twice in the same day and THAT’S OK
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Driving my in laws to get their towed car, worse part of it is that they were visiting us. Looks like they won't be visiting any time soon. #newadventures
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Can it be lunch time already, I need some Hamilton in my life to get me through the rest of the day #Hamilton
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if you’re still hungry after lunch you probably didn’t go to Whataburger
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Question: Do #Hamilton songs ever get out of your head? Or is this an experiment to see how long it takes for everyone to be walking around singing “da da da da da da da da da....”?
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What’s your favorite dish you’ve made while staying home?!
GIF
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Wife: what are you doing for my birthday?
Me: I dunno, it’s still three months away
Wife: yes and you are already several months behind
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I 100 % agree. Unless you bring me food, then I will consider it.
Average Dad@Average_Dad1
I asked my wife to share her queen sized blanket to which she replied she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity
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Hold up, We officially need to close the state, you aren't going to take my drink away!
Ariana@aerienari
I was okay with toilet paper and rubbing alcohol being out of stock BUT DR. PEPPER?????!!!???!!!!!
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Wow. College without college football would be .. about education.
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