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Florida Magoo
@FloridaMagoo
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Katılım Ocak 2025
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@miles_commodore No deer come there now.
Lots of coyotes though
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A buddy of mine bought coyote urine and has been pouring it all around his garden to keep deer away. He’s having way more success than human urine.
I have never heard of this, have any of you ever tried this?
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🚨Pentagon official in an internal email: @LueElizondo had no AATIP responsibilities.
Not included: reference to his own communications showing direct discussions about AATIP and a transfer of responsibilities.
All now public for the first time: theblackvault.com/documentarchiv…
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@Man_with_a_van You really mean this fuckin N
But you are classy.
👍
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@Super70sSports Worst celebrity sex tape ever…
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Here’s Jimmy the Greek riding with Mama Cass Elliot on a snowmobile. No, I don’t know why. And I think it’s better that way.
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@roboboi11 Its illegal. Unless it’s not.
You fool nobody with your fake pedigree.
The OGs are known bro.
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A lot of people these days judge weed by looks and smell first
This sun-grown, full-term, organic living soil haze fails that test for most people
Harvested 6 months ago and the aroma didn’t fade, it matured. Deeper, more complex
It has everything people associate with “bad” weed, except the effects
And that’s what actually matters to me
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@MarcNixon24 Wab Kinew.
That’s not a Canadian name.
Period.
Failed rapper. Suck my dick.
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Wab Kinew TRADE NEGOTIATION STRATEGY:
DEMAND that Trump release the FULL EPSTEIN FILES…
Maybe we will put American booze back on the shelves
WHAT THE HELL IS KINEW THINKING?
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@adamcarolla Plastic cups lol.
Now do the trucker convoy.
?
Do it
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@DrGuitar Have you ever been a click bait cunt?
You are now.
Pussy
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@Ben_grows I’m asked a question
You said
‘What’
I clarified
You misunderstood.
You high or dumb or both.
Either way way,
Peace you retard
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@FloridaMagoo The first sentence was perfect but then you added a few extra words that makes you look rude so I’ll let you read the new rule and figure it out yourself bc I don’t know your states laws. It’s legal where I’m at so I’m planting a few outside
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@iAnonPatriot She dresses like a stripper in concert.
And… that’s the only income stream nowadays.
So she’s fighting time and reality.
Hard fight.
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Wow, an extremely rich woman with a personal chef, dietitian, and a personal trainer is in shape.
Shocker.
New York Post@nypost
Jennifer Lopez, 56, shows off washboard abs following early morning gym session trib.al/A5wlOt7
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@MarioNawfal That kid is lucky he’s not going to India in a freezer.
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This young man decides to sucker punch a store owner, then gets dragged outside and beaten up
FAFO? Or excessive?
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@NoodleHairCR7 The mechanic turned the odometer back.
(Surgeon)
Still an old clunker.
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How are you a driver and dont care about mileage
UGO & The Big Steppers@UGOOOTWEETS
Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton are engaged 💍 This will be Kim’s 4th marriage and the first for Lewis. Lewis said “Ive found my own person and I want to spend eternity with her”
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@BrianRoemmele Why you dunkin on diamond Dave?
I’ve seen your hair bro.
You are down with the sickness
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Stagecoach 2026:
David Lee Roth & Teddy Swims perform JUMP together.
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@Ben_grows Fed reclassification.
That might be too many words for you.
Put the pipe down and ask Grok.
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@MarioNawfal I used to get Vince Vaughn and Mark Ruffalo mixed up.
Not anymore.
Vince is a class act.
Mark is mixed up.
Over his head and Intellect.
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Here's actor Mark Ruffalo calling Trump a “rapist pedophiIe”
The guy who tried to kill Trump yesterday called him a “pedophile, rapist"
Connecting the dots yet?
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@AngloVarangian Pray all you want.
This kid is fixin on getting himself killed.
With a shit eating grin on his face
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Used to go to Church with and hangout with this guy all the time. I pray for him every day that he will stop his self-destructive habits and find the peace and healing he needs.
PartiKing@parti_king
ChudThebuilder has been BANNED indefinitely on Kick
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“Reducing carbon emissions and fighting climate change matter to me, they matter to Canadians, and they matter to the world.”
~ Justin Trudeau - a fraud.
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@dubsndoo Ancient Aliens.
Or… it was found in a shaft in Oak Island?
Or
It’s a damn hat
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Hoss on Bonanza
Johnny Midnight ⚡️@its_The_Dr
I bet 97 percent don’t even know who wore this hat!
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