Mark Hoch

@BhattiLaib9960 My Grandma’s name was Rhoda. She looks like a Rhoda

What’s an old-fashioned grandma name I could give my girl?

@SidelineHammer @4Lawson4 @DetroitPistons The Detroit disrespect keeps piling high. #detroitvseverybody

Somebody needs to tell ABC that the @DetroitPistons are still alive! This Eastern Conference Finals promo aired Saturday morning during GMA.

Okay @espn why do you continue to disrespect the Pistons? Somebody put this promo in the lineup to run during @GMA this morning. #detroitvseverybody

#raindelayquestions Would you rather be bitten by a werewolf, mauled by Frankenstein, or have insurance sold to you by a vampire?

#raindelayquestions What’s your favorite song to start off a roadtrip?

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Five bucks.

This woman was out of town when her doorbell camera went off. It was three little boys asking if they could use her basketball hoop to play. She told them yes but that her ball was inside the house so if they went and found a ball they could play. She said she didn’t know who they were or where they lived but they could use her basketball hoop anytime so that they have a safe place to play. She is even considering buying a new rim for them. What a lady! And those boys were so polite and considerate, and that last little boy - “Thank you. You’re nice.”❤️ If kids came to your door and were polite and considerate would you let them use your basketball hoop to play?

@Stroke_McClane @SidelineHammer And Detroit Sports Net, for Tigers and Red Wings games.

@SidelineHammer ...anyone that is a sports fan needs Youtube TV. It's not really close.

I cut Xfinity out of my life two Summers ago when they pulled the Tigers. Best decision I ever made, I love my DirecTV

@ShawnLeyLive @SidelineHammer For free! You forgot the “for free”part.

@SidelineHammer Been watching XYZ for weeks in fabulous color & sound.

@NVitale1 @stoney16 @Xfinity @wxyzdetroit @DetroitPistons You don’t even need an antenna. Just screw an old coax cable to your tv and clip a key ring on the center conductor at the end. Boom. A McGyvered antenna that cost you nothing

@stoney16 @Xfinity @wxyzdetroit @DetroitPistons Or buy a TV antenna and watch it for free over the air?

Hey @Xfinity you would be doing tons of goodwill if you allowed @wxyzdetroit to be back on your system from 3;30-7:00 on Sunday so thousands of your customers can watch @DetroitPistons game 7

@_HowDoIUseThis @DanMillerFox2 Humor is subjective. But yeah. For the most part it is. I personally think it was. It was a multiple layered joke with a bit of self deprecation. It hints that I’m so old that I don’t know what binging is. Sorry you couldn’t find any humor in it.

@Flyguy67 @DanMillerFox2 Oh I'm sorry, thought jokes were supposed to be funny

Absolutely stunning. I want to see all of your texts at halftime. Mine somehow disappeared. Some sort of glitch in the matrix.

Have you seen my #Quadnut ? #mintcondition #originalpackaging #foundatTigerGamein2012 #priceless

@mattc816 @DanMillerFox2 I dm’d you. Mr @DanMillerFox2 has no interest in my concrete-less patio woes.

@Flyguy67 @DanMillerFox2 Do mostly commercial unless it's a large residential job. What area are you in though

@Pixie1z I wouldn’t waste my breath uttering a single syllable to that man. He’s a waste of human space and oxygen. I might poke him in his ear hole though.

What would say to Donald Trump?

@_HowDoIUseThis @DanMillerFox2 Yes. I do. I suspect though that you do not know what the word “humor” means.

@Flyguy67 @DanMillerFox2 Do you not know what that word means?

@shamshammgod Add a little hot sauce. It’ll go down better.

Pistons win this game and I’ll eat this tweet

@shamshammgod Psssstttt… they won. 🤫

Orlando has been really good, no doubt about it, but the Pistons’ downfall is self-inflicted That’s what so frustrating about this. If they get seated on the cuck chair for the rest of the game then I really gotta look at JB’s ability to motivate his team

@ThatEricAlper Suicidal Squirrels #bestbandnameever

What's an awesome band name?

@aurban91 Yeah well that’s just crazy. Did the trade come with a pound of weed??? 🍃

I would’ve traded a Pistons win for a Tigers win tonight.

@Izang_phinehas @TheHoopCentral It was 22 at the half. It was 24 twelve seconds into the third..

@TheHoopCentral How did the Magic blow away a 19point half time lead at home 😭

CALL IT RIGHT NOW — Which team wins Game 7? Orlando or Detroit

@TheHoopCentral DEEEEETROIT BAAAAASSKETBAAAAALLLL