Eddie Gondo
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Eddie Gondo
@FlyingEagle67
🍏My Rankings; Arsenal & My Beautiful wife neck to neck,my Grandbaby, then kids, Family & Friends. Catholic.
Zaka, Southern Zimbabwe Katılım Mart 2009
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My new baby is available here. Thank you for your support
@kingjayzim your signed copy is ready
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@KingJayZim You ‘ave had Adza Julo to play with that gear stick.
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Two years ago, I walked into a car repair workshop run entirely by women. On the wall hung a bold poster that read:
“Just like men, women have much bigger balls, they’re found in the chest area.”
That message returned to me instantly when I stood before this sculpture.
Here is a female form, grounded and rooted, lifting a heart that is oversized, unapologetic, and deliberately exaggerated. The symbolism is neither subtle nor crude. It speaks of courage, endurance, emotional labour, and resilience. Strength here is not located in muscle or bravado, but in the capacity to carry, protect, and offer love, even when it is heavy.
Above all, this sculpture reminds us that women do not just carry burdens; they carry bigger hearts. And often, they do so silently.
In that sense, this is not merely a piece of art. It is a tribute.
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This not so abstract piece of sculpture found at a B and B in Cape Town is work of ingenuity? Interpreting abstract art forms a whole academic area. Can you interpret this image?
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As the elders warned us long before Instagram:
All that glitters is not gold.
Chakafukidza dzimba matenga — roofs hide what’s inside the house.
Olulempondo alufihlwa — even the elephant hides its wounds.
Shiri inozongofa hayo — the bird still dies, no matter how high it flies.
Logos may feed the ego,
but cabbage feeds the family.
And in JanWorry
truth always eats last—but it eats well.
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@KingJayZim @VMusinachirevo 😂😂😂 the pine tree shed off its leaves AS well as its branches
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Teddy ,@VMusinachirevo Kaa? What kinda Christmas tree is this? 😂😂😂😂😂
Black Label yakatiparira shuwa! 😂😂😂
Anyway,happy Christmas to you and Magumbo mupfanha wami!🔥😅

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Eddie Gondo retweetledi

#Pause #Njanja
I write this message on behalf of my fellow villagers in #Njanja, people who are deeply worried and increasingly frustrated by the inconsistent supply of dipping chemicals meant to protect our cattle from tick-borne diseases, especially the dreaded January Disease.
Those who lived through it will never forget it. From around 2016 onwards, January Disease tore through cattle herds across Zimbabwe, and in my own area ,from the Save River bridge right down to Chirasauta ,it wiped out close to 70% of our cattle. That was livelihoods disappearing in real time.
Dear @MoLAFWRD_Zim Ministry of Lands, Water, Fisheries & Rural Development, I write to you to draw your attention to a situation that is now urgent and frighteningly familiar in my rural home area of #Njanja.
In our dunhu, Denhere under Chief Kwenda, villagers who depend entirely on cattle for draught power, and day-to-day survival are alarmed by the irregular supply of dipping chemicals at Gwee Dip Tank, ably run by our hardworking and meticulous mudhipisi, Mukandatsama.
The commitment at local level is there. What is missing are the chemicals.
The cattle last dipped on 25 September. With January fast approaching, the memories of that terrible outbreak come rushing back. We all know what happens when the rains come, ticks multiply and dipping stops ,disease follows, fast and unforgiving.
Already, poor villagers are being pushed into impossible choices. Some are forced to buy dip chemicals like Drastic Deadline, costing upwards of US$28 per litre. Others turn to oxytetracycline injections, where prices range from US$35 to over US$100, depending on where you buy.
At our “Growth” Points like Kwasadza , even a 100ml bottle can cost US$15 or more.
Honestly, vanoiwana kupi mari iyoyo? Especially with school fees just around the corner?
I therefore call upon the Department of Veterinary Services, which falls under your ministry, to act swiftly to avert another disaster and to put villagers’ minds at ease. It would also help immensely if the leadership at Veterinary Services communicated more openly and regularly with rural communities, through social media and mainstream media especially Radio Zimbabwe.
Those who grew up in the villages still remember how Dr Stuart Hargreaves used to do it. He became a household name. Hapana angaasingazive Hargreaves. Even children knew his name. That’s how visible and effective communication used to be.
We have seen what January Disease can do. We do not want to relive it.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Regards,
Joe aka King Jay
Proud Son of Great #Njanja
Video : Taken on 25 September,2025 by my Village Wingman Fibion “Fidza” Manjonjo at Gwee Dip Tank.
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I’m not a devout religious guy,but I have one or two bibles lying around the kabin ,one in a “dressing table” drawer,and the other on the bedside “sideboard” .
One of my favourite stories was of Jonah and how he said a big fish swallowed him for three days before spitting him out!😄😄😄😂🙌🏽😝! Ummmm! 🤣😆😆😆
Tsitsitsitsitsitsi!😄
I dusted off the other Bible ,flicked through the pages and stopped when this verse caught my attention:
Ephesians 5:22-24
“Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord.
For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Saviour. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands.”
😄😄That verse made my day ! I must say I liked that verse 😂!
😂😂 But,I was thinking more of the “Broughtees” (arrivalist husbands on spouse visas) and how they could throw the good book at their missus’ when the going gets tough! 😄😝
It’s s worth a try,innit? 😂😂
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What a time to be an “Arsina” supporter (read it with my strongest Jolofu accent, abeg).
Everything is smooth — blood pressure calm, heart rate stable, even our tea is tasting sweeter these days. 😌🔥
But on the other side of the Premier League river…
our Scouser brothers and sisters are going through emotional pre-season every week.
No peace.
No rest.
Just living on hope, hydration, and overtime prayers. 😭🙏
Every matchday they’re checking VAR like:
“Please, Father Lord, touch the referee’s screen… let it favour us today.” 📺✋😂
Life is sweet in North London…
but in Liverpool?
Stress is playing high press… gegenpress… counterpress… everything press. 🤣💥
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@OctaviandlovuN @leesah_zimbo @Blackexp1London @PrimtheRose @boldcolours @MaryOsei_Oppong @kate_ernest4 Shallots, tomatoes, salmon chunks, goats cheese and olive oil
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Homemade salad #FatBellyProject @leesah_zimbo @Blackexp1London @PrimtheRose @boldcolours @OctaviandlovuN @MaryOsei_Oppong @kate_ernest4

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