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Myshkin Returns
@MyshkinBanned
Used to be @MyshkinFool but some crypto twat hacked it .. so I continue the struggle from here
Katılım Temmuz 2021
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non Enjoy the Silence choice would probably be Halo.
Jake (the 80s & 90s never ended in my world) Rudh@JakeRudh
On this day in 1990, Depeche Mode released a perfect album ... “Violator” What’s your favorite song from the record?
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@pipterino I once performed Policy of Truth to a stunned and silent audience in a bar in Portugal during Karaoke in 1995.
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@Tommy279426741 Thank @Footinit , she perfected it for me.
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Right, so this is exactly how my sweet, loveable cocker spaniel gets if he manages to catch a bird in the garden during the summer.
Puppies 🐶@Puppieslover
This is Baxter. Watermelon is his best thing, and he has never been betrayed like this ever in his life
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@MyshkinBanned @NikBoyle Yeah yeah.
I’m off to get oil squirted on me.
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I was always a fan of 'big fat elephant's fanny', hence my ban from Whipsnade.
Paul64@paul1964Jam
Always loved a bit of Rude Kid 😬😬
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@MyshkinBanned I pray this new improved joke doesn’t do big numbers.
I’ll expect credit.
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@Footinit I'd like to thank my co-writer and my muse, without whom none of this would be possible.
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@Footinit Look, I know he's a tyrant and dictator, but I kinda like the crazy cat.
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Removes blood, sweat, gravy and egg and kills all known (99.93%) germs, DEAD.
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter
BREAKING: Kim Jong Un has won North Korea's parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote.
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@ummyaseen123 I wish I could retweet this because it's a genius tweet.
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@Hookrack2019 @Footinit @awwheyuu Why would you trust any man to run a country when they are given to violent outbursts?
It's not 'reserving a right', it's an acknowledgment of temporary hormonal differences, which, if you weren't being such a prick, probably wouldn't affect you.
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@80sculturefan @90sfootball Obviously. It's not even a sensible question.
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