Sam Too Tall Jones

@HarrisonHSmith My favorite folk song 🎶

Acapella

@ScottJenningsKY It's crazy how the right is so utterly devoid of ideas and talented political voices that this POS relic of the Bush administration became a star on CNN for saying men shouldn't go in women's bathrooms.

*America finally responds after Iran wages war on the West, kills & maims American soldiers for nearly 50 years* Democrats: "We are the aggressor!" Apparently, all of U.S. history just began 8 weeks ago.

@RandPaul @CPAC Your father is the goat, but you're just another politician.

I have a 97% lifetime rating from @CPAC because every vote I cast is a vote for liberty, limited government, and the Constitution. No exceptions for party loyalty. No excuses for wasteful spending. My record speaks for itself, and I will never stop fighting for our freedoms.

@AnnCoulter Trump turned Ann Coulter into a populist

At this point, more California teachers have tried to assassinate Trump than Iranians have. I really wish he’d get back to domestic concerns and stop cleaning up the rest of the world.

@EdGallrein How come you're too much of a pussy to debate? How come all your largest donors are out of state billionaires who have a stronger allegiance to a foreign country? Oh wait maybe I just answered my first question.

There are more signs throughout Kentucky's 4th District!

@EricLDaugh How much of a piece of shit do you have to be to follow these soulless, hyper partisan slop accounts🤣? I will never understand.

🚨 BREAKING: After JD Vance-led negotiations wrapped moments ago after 3AM Pakistan time, Iran peace talks will reportedly CONTINUE tomorrow morning Everything discussed has been kept VERY tight lipped, but publicly, US Navy ships made it into the Strait of Hormuz today 🔥 President Trump said this evening before departing the White House: "Maybe they make a deal, maybe they don't. DOESN'T MATTER. From the standpoint of America, WE WIN." Keep pushing, Mr. VP! 🇺🇸

@JoshHall2024 Fuck you.

🚨BREAKING:🚨 Edward Snowden, who exposed The CIA's illegal mass surveillance program targeting the American people, says that President Trump is "the best President that we could have hoped for to end the weaponization of our intelligence agencies against the citizenry" and calls him "The Deep State's WORST NIGHTMARE". What do YOU think... Do YOU agree with Edward Snowden?📢🔥🇺🇸

@marklevinshow How come you have 5 million followers but I've never seen a positive comment about you on any of your posts?

Who are you?

@marknorm @marknorm the president is stealing your material bro

He is risen! #happyeaster

@AllegedlyDrew Hey man, that's just life in the big titties 🤷‍♂️

Tim Dillon is the perfect example of a “podcast bro” Hopped on the Trump train to gain fame, didn’t take but a few months for him to turn on Trump in 2025. So he got famous and made money shitting on the left, now he makes money and stays famous for shitting on the right. Meanwhile he’s a gay white liberal man who’s a failed comedian, turned podcaster. These people will go along with whatever pays them the most. None of their opinions are real or authentic. Theo Von, Joe Rogan, Tim Dillon, Dave Smith, these guys are not republicans and they don’t speak for us. Remember that.

@marknorm For some reason I always read your tweets in your voice but I don't do it for anyone else.

She was framed

@GadSaad Good lord, you are unbearable. We get it, you're scared

I've often been asked what are the conditions that would cause me to accept an invitation for a debate. The key criteria are: 1) whether the interlocutor with whom I might be interacting is acting in good faith; 2) whether we have a shared epistemology for adjudicating competing claims; 3) related to item 1, whether it is conceivable that the person in question might alter their position if presented with compelling evidence; 4) that the person in question is equally committed to truth rather than "winning," "cooking," or "destroying" their opponent; 5) whether they have an IQ higher than my belt; 6) that their knowledge level on the matter to be debated is greater than that of my elliptical. For example, I don't debate young earth creationists, flat-earthers, or Holocaust deniers for one if not more of the latter criteria. Hope this helps.

@BernieSanders Dude is still peddling the same conspiracy theory 10 years later that was used by his own party to subvert his campaign in 2016. The biggest bitch in the history of modern American politics.

Trump, Netanyahu and Putin: plunging the world into barbarism, oligarchy and authoritarianism.

🇺🇸People in Florida collect iguanas who fall out of the trees due to the cold weather … and make tacos Florida is wild

@OpenSourceZone The republican party is a cult of cucks who are incapable of independent thought so of course they're going to agree with whatever their leader says. Trump could say X one day and the opposite of X the next day and they'd agree with him on both days.

Among Republicans do you agree with Trump or Carlson and Kelly on foreign policy views 🔴 Trump: 84% 🟡 Carlson/Kelly: 6% J.L. Partners poll | 3/17-18 | 1,018 LV

@glennbeck Lol, yeah someone got to him, but no one's gotten to Trump! You're a fucking idiot, dude.

Joe Kent is not some random bureaucrat. He is a decorated war veteran with a history of heroism and tragedy. But he also did a complete 180 on his opinions about attacking Iran. The real question is, what or who got to him?

@EWErickson Look at this fat chickenshit podcaster sitting in his podcast chair going after a war hero. MAGA is despicable.

This is why Trump should have avoided the performative shit posters for positions. We're taking out the world's #1 sponsor of terrorism, and the Director of Counterterrorism is upset about it. He'll be blaming Israel within hours (he already is!!) and go on Tucker shortly.

@flyte_mueller @LibertyLockPod Holy shit they did a number on you 😂

@LibertyLockPod I can tell you what we have gained…..keeping the homeland safe after we do away with the mullahs…how’s that for oddly specific….

Turns out that the guy who attacked the synagogue today reportedly lost a bunch of family in Lebanon a couple days ago. Israel killed his family members with U.S. support and he turned his wrath on Jewish people in America. Tribal bloodsports that we should have never been a part of. Definitional blowback. Just as Ron Paul warned. We also most likely lost another 6 troops as a plane went down and our bases are under major drone attacks so the casualties will keep climbing. So let me put this to the pro-war pundits: was it worth it? What have we gained? Because I can tell you what we've lost.

@RayKump Well get em this time!

Trump just announced that he’s sending ground troops into Vietnam.

@wynetwork @DwyaneWade This is really dumb and disingenuous. Nobody is criticizing him bc he isn't a world class athlete. They're criticizing him bc the way this milestone was achieved objectively demeaned the league and sport they loved.

Dwyane Wade challenges critics of Bam Adebayo’s 83-point game: “What’s amazing to me… the endurance to be able to have the energy to even attempt 43 shots and 43 free throws. Go do that right now with nobody guarding you and watch how tired you will be!”