Woke But Broke

@MyGovKe @PSCKenya Hii hamjapea wagalee wote mcheze Tu PR hapa

Applications are invited from qualified persons for various vacant positions. Qualified persons are required to make their applications ONLINE through the Commission website: publicservice.go.ke or jobs portal: psckjobs.go.ke Deadline: May 26, 2026 @PSCKenya

@Kenyans Confused

I’ve been told that our announcement to build an oil refinery in Tanga has upset some people - President Ruto

Wow. This guy is a true artist. 👏

@cosmochoy You are so stvpid

I have officially defected from DCP party chama ya ukabila and joining the ruling party UDA. message approved 100%.

Isifikie Riggy 😅

@sholard_mancity @Safaricom_Care you failed us

There was a time when Safaricom would send everyone birthday wishes and even that 1GB birthday gift. A time when calling 100 meant getting help almost immediately. A time when data bundles actually felt worth it. Now birthdays pass like any other day for many. You can call 100 the whole day, and no one picks up. Maybe they seem like small things, but those little customer-first touches are part of what made Bob Collymore’s era stand out. Ndegwa, please restore customer care now.

@HonOscarSudi Can you revisit your swearing in ceremony as an mpig

Cherargei and The Standard are one and the same. Don’t drag us into this nonsense… we know you’re colluding.

@mancityfever2 Time will tell

Can City still win the league after that Everton game? Be completely honest

@ManCity Halaand, Doku and Semenyo to score

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@ManCity 1-3 man city win

@HonMosiria Tafuta Yule dame mlevi Kwanza ulikuwa unatetea juzi ukapelekea Kanyari. Clout chaser

I would like to pay a visit to DJ Evolve to explore ways we can support him, especially following the unfortunate shooting incident that left him with disabilities. Our focus would be on empowering him to rebuild and thrive, particularly by leveraging opportunities in the digital space. We can support him in establishing an online DJ entertainment platform, enabling him to continue his passion and connect with audiences virtually. In addition, we can help set up a DJ academy where he can train and mentor upcoming DJs, creating a sustainable source of income while also nurturing young talent. Beyond this, there is room to support his medical care, rehabilitation, and overall well-being, as well as provide assistive technology and equipment that can enhance his productivity and independence. If anyone has his contact or can help facilitate a connection, I would greatly appreciate your assistance.

@UmmiMBashir Why always wait during celebrations to do renovations, why can't they be ever ready? Misplaced priorities

Madaraka Day Preparations in Top Gear. Wajir stands ready to make history as it prepares to host the Madaraka Day 2026 celebrations. For the first time, this significant national occasion will be held in North Eastern Kenya. Preparations are progressing steadily, as assessed by my colleagues in the Steering Committee for National Holidays, @Ray_Omollo and @Pmariru. This includes the construction of a 10,000-seater modern stadium, the upgrading of the Wajir Airport, and the development of key road links connecting Wajir to surrounding regions. A clear testament that H.E President @WilliamsRuto is committed to equitable development and inclusive transformation across all regions of Kenya. #WSRDelivers #DeliveringThePlan

@KenyaPower_Care @mwendesusu Whole of Kahawa West

@mwendesusu Hello. We’re sorry for the inconvenience. Please share your account number, phone number, and exact location (including a landmark) via DM for follow-up. You can also report by dialing *977#. Thank you for being so patient. ^LW

Why do we keep having power blackouts that last all night and all day @KenyaPower_Care

@KenyaPower_Care no power in Kahawa West and it's environs since yesterday

@KenyaPower_Care We have no power on the whole of Kahawa West and it's environs since yesterday night

Good evening customers, Kindly note that there are no planned power interruptions dated tomorrow [03.05.2026]. Regards. ^HM

@MCFCDavid01 2013

Be honest—when did you start supporting Man City?

@JalangoMwenyewe Pat school fees for the needy children with that legal fees,fvck yu

Ng’anya culture is here to stay. We’re heading back to court, and I will personally cover all legal fees as we appeal the ruling. This is an industry that drives Nairobi. People travel from all over just to experience matatu culture—the art, the music, the energy.

@Claire_mesi Yow

Good morning,mark your presence now and get 500 active accounts 💥💯

@WilliamsRuto Hiyo ni KAZI ya MCA

In Kibra Constituency, Nairobi, opened a 10-classroom block at Ayany Primary School.

@KenyaPower_Care It's around Mahiga primary school and it's environs

@ForJoho2030 Good morning. We apologize for the inconvenience caused. Kindly share via DM your meter number, a reachable phone number and your exact location including any visible landmarks (e.g. Schools, hospital etc.) so that we can assist you further.^DM

Good evening. The listed areas will be affected by planned power interruptions tomorrow (28th April 2026). ^RW