Doug Ford’s Laptop, KC

#BREAKING: Boss is heartbroken his flying food palace will never become reality. He even had a plan for a Krispy Kreme vending machine to be installed.

@ColinDMello Ya, Boss and his crew don’t like tough questions like “where’d this money come from?” Or “why is this a priority while X Is being neglected?”.

Watch: The Ford government held a 14-minute news conference. 10 minutes of government remarks : 4 minutes of media questions. The news conference was quickly shut down and ministers briskly left the government's taxpayer-funded news conference room. #onpoli

@BeachLoverOnt @sarobertsonca Whatever you do, don’t look at the dates they were also sitting in the Queens Park South….. It’d be awkward if Boss expensed that when he was supposed to be at QPS…. Super awkward….

@sarobertsonca Doug Ford “I have expenses zero” I spent 2 minutes on the #Ontario govt expense disclosure website … guys guess what - FORD IS LYING AGAIN!! 👇🏻 #onpoli #DougFordIsALiar

FORD: "I have expensed zero. Think of that. Zero for eight years. I pay for it out of my own pocket ... I'll always be frugal."

#BREAKING: Boss is selling the plane he spent $30m on. Taking bids for it now. I’ve enclosed a photo of the plane so you know what you’re bidding on. No lowballers, Boss knows what he’s got here.

#BREAKING: Boss has decided just paint the word “stealth” on the side of his jet and hopes people won’t see it anymore. Problem is, he searched how to spell “stealth”, I told him “S-T-E-L-T-H”, lol!

@DustinMcIntyr13 That’s not nice. I want Boss done sooner too! I was happily retired to the window ledge pre-Covedd. Sitting in the sun, turning yellow like I was supposed to, naturally. This working shit sucks. Plus, Boss rarely trims his nails. They hurt!!

@FordsLaptop I hope he sits on you! 👊🏻

Dag nabbit I was looking forward to some new travel digs. This stupid RCMP-bought van is starting to smell like cheetos and sadness! Doug Ford backs off government plane purchase, seeks to sell aircraft cp24.com/politics/queen…

@DustinMcIntyr13 Doesn’t matter, yer stuck with Chubby D for another 3 years. 🤦🏽‍♂️

@FordsLaptop So fatso got caught and now he’s back peddling. How many more times are we going to fall for it?

@mynamesnotgordy @urbanlamb Boss hates it when people catch him doing shit like this. Can’t you just let him spend your money without reasons!?

Deer My Friends My goverments bin so busy pertecting Ontario we axidentally bought a privutt jet but I like to just jump in my truck and go talk with folks so I desided I don't need a jet and now that we got caught with it we will sell it cheep for parts like Ontario. Premair

#BREAKING: @fordnation is spending $7.3M to retrofit new private jet with technology to support BlackBerry devices and his 1996 Compaq Presario.

#BREAKING: Boss has beaten a personal record and has now consumed 41 freshly cracked egg Sammiches from @TimHortons . Let’s show our appreciate, folks!

@DrockCrypto @sosa9141 @corruptario Ya, I had to change Boss’ password to “ incorrect” so whenever he got it wrong, the error would tell him what it was.

@sosa9141 @corruptario @FordsLaptop is this true?

😂😂😂😂 Remember, this bag of shit gave up his French lessons because it was "too dangerous." Ford can barely read in English. Probably at grade 5 level. ctvnews.ca/toronto/articl…

@puffykatt @fordnation Boss is glad they brought back the dutchie.

@fordnation Lies, you 2 talked about the latest Tim hortons donut

I had the chance to meet with Governor Morrisey from West Virginia today. We talked about Ontario’s abundant supply of critical minerals and how Canada and the U.S. can work together to unleash the economic potential of our natural resources, creating more jobs on both sides of the border.

Hey folksy-friends! Does anyone know where Boss can buy a new tiny red shovel? His old one finally broke and Cody is useless.

@fordnation Boss, we still telling the kids to not show up for debates? Those mean ladies sure weren’t nice to you the other night. And that green-tie guy!? Jeez!

Ontario companies like Accipiter Radar in Fenwick are helping protect our borders and keep our communities safe. It was a pleasure to visit today and discuss our plan to protect Ontario’s borders, workers and communities.

@JasonPYYC Boss uses the word “boink” all the time! It’s nice to see it used outside the PO!

Wanna see a dead body?

@nationalpost Boss RN

In 2024, health care wait times in Canada were at their highest levels since measurement began three decades ago nationalpost.com/news/canada/ca…

@Freire1Pb @WendyGoodes Because Boss never works Dec to March anyways! That’s why he’s never seen them!

Over the last 6 years, why hasn't Doug Ford noticed the encampments at Queens Park? In 2024, according to @WendyGoodes, Doug Ford attended only 6 full days at Queen's Park Question Period for the entire year. x.com/WendyGoodes/st…

@HurleyOCHUCUPE Sorry, Boss has home made egg nog to make. Any, maybe, 4 more cheesecakes. He’s already had 8 since Boss broke for the winter break! I’m worried.

Thessalon's ED closed Christmas and Boxing Day. The hospital suggests rerouting to Richard's Landing (37 minutes away) or Blind River (39 minutes). This is the latest blow to acute services on the North Shore. The Premier needs to focus on the crisis in health care in Ontario.

@grammytresa @CTVNews @alexanderkarpa @fordnation Boss has oddly started stealing those little bottles of shampoo from every hotel he’s been staying in during his Ontario tour. Boss says “these are collectors items!” Don’t know who collects shampoo, but he seems happy.

@CTVNews @alexanderkarpa Ha ha 🤣 Now do @fordnation #DougFordFailedOntario #DougFordIsCorrupt Stealing from Canadian taxpayers

A 63-year-old man from the U.K. has been arrested for stealing 22 tonnes of cheddar cheese. @alexanderkarpa reports. ctvnews.ca/video/c3023214…