MtBelzoni

The richest man in the world doesn't understand probabilities! Tonight I'm playing poker. I'll stick $800 into a pot with top set against Vinny's flush draw and gutshot. I'll be 75% fave to win, but Vinny will spike a 9 and take my money. That doesn't make 75% "wrong." lmao

Zero tolerance for these fake centrists who pretend to ask innocent questions like “how is Elon right?” & “can you show me an example of Trump being racist?” These guys — it’s always men, btw — are always Republicans who are too cowardly to stand behind their odious beliefs

One month after starting the war in Iran, this is the statement of the President of the United States on Easter Sunday. These are the ravings of a dangerous and mentally unbalanced individual. Congress has got to act NOW. End this war.

@donguriweb @Sticky_Krippy

@donguriweb @Sticky_Krippy Koji Uehara gave amazing hugs.

アメリカ人やカナダ人は、最近MLBで活躍する日本人選手が増えているのどう思ってる？暖かく受け入れてくれてたら嬉しいな。

The ball and bat were picked up at the same time. The Shohei of bat dogs 🐶

Wow they're both repulsive embarrassing dog shit.

A TWIB classic. Yamamori of the Hankyu Braves with one of the greatest catches you’ll ever see. The year is 1981. How about that.

なんかtweetが自動翻訳されるせいで最近 Elon Musk　 って都合のいい情報は何でも信じる情弱なクソ野郎のtweetがよく流れてくるんだが こいつがアメリカ最大のネトウヨ系インフルエンサーってことで合ってる? アメリカでは有名人なのかしら?

Imagine being a STEM student hoping for a space job, lucky enough to see a Moon launch, and Elon Musk himself shits on you to 200 million followers to earn clicks from his incel army. Imagine being richest man on Earth, and needing to do that.

Trump is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following: $510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research $82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated) $61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated) $240 million - School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated) $659 million - Community building grants $47 million - Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated) $449 million - Economic development grants for communities $1.6 billion - Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA) $993 million - Scientific research and technology standards $150 million - Support for American exports and trade $2.2 billion - Broadband and internet access programs $8.5 billion - Funding for public schools $1.5 billion - Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated) $2.7 billion - College access and higher education support $15.2 billion - Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects $1.1 billion - Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated) $1.1 billion - Scientific research funding $386 million - Environmental cleanup programs $150 million - Cutting-edge clean energy research $4 billion - Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated) $768 million - Refugee resettlement assistance $819 million - Care and shelter for migrant children $775 million - Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated) $5 billion - Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention $5 billion - Medical research (NIH) $129 million - Healthcare quality and safety research $356 million - Emergency preparedness and disaster response $1.3 billion - FEMA community disaster preparedness grants $707 million - Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure $52 million - Airport and transportation security $40 million - Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats $53 million - Funding for homeland security operations $3.3 billion - Community development block grants for local neighborhoods (Fully eliminated) $1.3 billion - Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated) $393 million - Programs to reduce homelessness $529 million - Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated) $489 million - Housing and services for Native American communities $50 million - Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated) $60 million - Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws $58 million - Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated) $45 million - Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated) $1.7 billion - Grants for local law enforcement and public safety $20 million - Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated) $1.6 billion - Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated) $395 million - Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated) $234 million - Worker safety and labor protection programs $101 million - Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws $46 million - Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad $2 billion - International humanitarian aid $1.2 billion - Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated) $4.3 billion - Global health and disease prevention programs $2.7 billion - Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships $642 million - International economic and treasury programs $315 million - Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad $486 million - Grants for public transit projects $4.2 billion - Electric vehicle charging infrastructure $372 million - Airline service for rural and small communities $145 million - Grants for sustainable and equitable infrastructure $204 million - Loans and investment for underserved communities $1.4 billion - IRS taxpayer services and enforcement $100 million - Air pollution monitoring and reduction programs (Fully eliminated) $1 billion - EPA grants to states for environmental protection $2.5 billion - Clean drinking water and wastewater infrastructure funds $90 million - Grants to reduce diesel pollution (Fully eliminated) $3.4 billion - NASA space and earth science research $297 million - NASA technology innovation programs $1.1 billion - International Space Station operations $143 million - STEM education programs $309 million - Small business development and entrepreneurship programs $170 million - Small Business Administration operations $158 million - Loans for small businesses

"We need to gut poor people's access to primary care so we can make more bombs to prosecute a pointless and economically destructive war" is just so grotesque man

Tory Bruno, a real aerospace engineer, will always have more class than @elonmusk . Tory even retweeted a NASA comment which Musk couldn't even do:

Japanese people, of course, love the great achievements of superstars. Like Ohtani or Ichiro in baseball. However, they also, or perhaps even more, love "the rebellion of the underdog." Do you remember the old movie "Major League" starring Charlie Sheen? I like stories like that.

@doctorrockk @BernieSanders @Crowdsondemand Or maybe they really went for it and have the operational capacity to fund and organize--through this single shadowy company --a *million* people to really make a splash, without any leaks, whistleblowers or evidence?

@doctorrockk @BernieSanders @Crowdsondemand Let's say it's 200k, help me follow the logic here, someone spent tens of millions, risking a massive scandal delegitimizing the whole thing, to add 1-2%, a drop in the bucket?

Congratulations to the approximately 8 million people who came out to No Kings rallies this weekend — the largest single-day political protest in American history. The American people are saying loudly and clearly: no to authoritarianism, no to oligarchy and no to endless war.

@doctorrockk @BernieSanders @Crowdsondemand @doctorrockk ultimately very disappointing that you look at this company so uncritically.

@doctorrockk @BernieSanders @Crowdsondemand It was found out immediately, a bunch of actors involved talked. But they can keep it mum for thousands of people at left leaning protests?