Gups

@MaitlandKelly1 Happy birthday Mr Kelly

Mr Kelly Snr having a night out to celebrate is 82nd birthday. A bit strange being 1000 miles South this time round.

@JJSharpers That boy who plays Doug Ross might do ok for himself

Just starting ER from the beginning again. I am not even sorry.

@ScotsPolFed Yep and officers are still doing Moodle training in between calls at 3 am on a nightshift...great learning experience

"I want every Police Scotland officer and every member of police staff to be highly skilled, with the best possible training to meet the requirements of their role. I want officer numbers on every shift, in every unit and department, to be at the right level." 1919magazine.co.uk/february2026/p…

Happy 23rd birthday Georgie, thanks for confirming that everthing thats said about the middle child is true x

@Dave_retired Definately worked

@Fostercop I can confidently confirm that the problem with your ladders was not a composite decking issue. By leaving your Christmas lights up beyond the 12th day of Christmas you invoked a well known curse granting you bad luck 😳.

Thought i better do something productive during annual leave and take down Christmas lights at rear of the house..safe to say the ladder had a wee disagreement with the composite decking..few scrapes and bruises but all joints appear to be working...fecking idiot

@WonkyBrainitis Few bruises and sore bits but could have been worse..

@Fostercop Oh no!! Hope you're ok

@CopMoustache Had it in October..quite a unique feeling when you're spewing and shitting at the same time...not my finest 24hrs

Well I was laid in bed about 20 minutes ago Thinking I’d turned a corner and kept some water down The eater is no longer part of me it’s now about 17 hours of this 🤢 In good news I’ve been staring at the toilet that much I can now get 57 words from Armitsge shanks 🤣🤣

@DvdHmltn Done

Folks, a favour please. My son looking for responses to his Nat5 course survey on whether police should have the right to stop and search children. Will literally take you 10 seconds forms.cloud.microsoft/Pages/Response…

@baseballscot So glad Rowans back. 4 months of worrying about what he would do next

@Fostercop Crazy to see how far america has fallen

How is this man deemed fit to operate a computer let alone lead a country? What a fucking lunatic.

@MaitlandKelly1 Brilliant, well done

Well, feck me. Estate agent just got in touch at 10:45pm. Congratulations to yourself & Mrs K, open a wee bottle of something’. I think we’ve just bought a house in France 🇫🇷😂

@burnsy5shoes Blackfriars

Weekend in Aberdeen, staying on the same street as my favourite pub up here and canny go as we have the weans

@ForresterIsla Yes you can

Not sure I can face trying to do my driving test for a fourth time 😩

@Dave_retired Thank you, staying in Mare Paphos..was at same group in Ayia Napa for a wedding last year and it was fantastic so looking forward to it

@Fostercop I am doing a recce for you in April. I will warn the restaurants of your attendance 😉

May holiday booked, 11 nights in Paphos...cannot wait..

@MaitlandKelly1 Manifique

2 hours with the couple selling the house. We love it. Vendors are contacting their estate agent to say they have a private buyer. Just waiting for a revised price before I submit a formal offer. It certainly looks like the house hunt is over 😁🇫🇷

@scotsfilmguy Anywhere between 1 and 3 depending on who pisses me off

@Fostercop 6 to go?

24 yrs ago this morning i was crapping myself turning up at Pitt St...officially into dinosaur status now

@west_response Does that mean the CC will push back on us attending things that other agencies would be more better suited...i thought not..