Mystery Man 68

@CrazyVibes_1 We often had huge hide and seek games with the entire neighborhood. The fire hydrant in our yard was home base. But I was also often out somewhere on my bike, a friend's house, or a park, whatever. Certainly Friday and Saturday nights I wasn't home.

Dear Gen X, I’ve been watching 80s movies and I just need to know…WHERE WERE YOUR PARENTS?? Every child was just wandering the earth unsupervised like a raccoon with house keys. Riding bikes across town at midnight, fighting ghosts, investigating murders, befriending cryptids, hacking government computers for funsies… And the parents were ALWAYS “out of town” or “working late” while the only adult-adjacent supervision was some random 16-year-old who got dragged into the chaos. No cell phones. No helmets. No adult supervision. Just vibes, life lessons, and several near-death experiences. You all weren’t “raised.” You were lightly monitored feral creatures with a bike and unresolved trauma. I’m genuinely shocked there are enough of you left to populate an entire generation.

@surfranchvibes Why do you want the land? What are your plans for it?

I need approximately $475k in cash to buy the property adjacent to us. It just became available for sale and it’s a race against time. I was given until June 15 to sign the contract before it’s listed publicly. Property is 5.5 acres on a pond that connects to our SurfRanch estate property. I have never sold a single share of Tesla nor ever wanted to, but in order for my cash to be freed up, I would have to do so. Granted, this would not be a huge hit, it still was a significant shock and I’m hesitant being that we are so close to SpaceX IPO. What would you do?

@MassieforKY So you're gonna take money to continue the lifestyle you've become accustomed to, and probably won't even run? Just gifting the people who support you? While you don't support conservatives in government at all?

I filed with FEC for the 2028 House race. This allows me to raise funds to continue my political operations supporting my position as a current office holder and as a potential candidate for federal office. I haven’t made a final decision about which office to seek, if I run.

@Tesla 12 hours is easily. You arrive at your destination with energy still. It's wild

FSD Supervised shrinks your idea of a long trip

@RivianTrackr The states are also implementing taxes so we will end up paying double what gas drives pay.

Hot take, $130 a year for EVs isn’t the scandal everyone’s making it out to be. The average gas driver already pays ~$100 in federal gas tax. The real problem is they made it flat, so low-mileage owners massively overpay. riviantrackr.com/news/the-130-f…

@indyfor45th47th You would have been complaining how those damn horse less carriages were gonna be the downfall of the world. No one needs to travel that fast. Right ? Lol

Technology will be the downfall of this world. There’s no stopping it. We live in a very selfish time in our history. Not many people want to help others. Most just want something in return. Even the majority of rich people who donate to charities or have their own do so as big tax write-offs. Ninety-nine percent of the wealthy don’t care about the poor and suffering. That’s the reality we live in. The only way to save the world at this point is if our financial system dies and the AI boom crumbles. If I’m wrong, tell me how.

@itskyleconner Think back to our race to Vegas. I was using FSD the entire time. Even when I was messing with you changing lanes, that was FSD and me hitting the turn signal. Also had the AC set to 70.

Great to see Rivian working on ADAS No major improvements in UHF in a long time, other than charging $50/mo for I’m not sure what Just took a FSD v14 road trip and completely blown away at how relaxing it was We need competition in this space!

@doogadoo11 He's not bleeding from what would be massive fangs. So definitely Ai

Today’s Lesson: Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should. No idea if this is AI or not.

Have you heard the life song he did with Bono, where Bono gives a cool inspirational story before the song, and then idiot Bruce says "have fun with that". He's truly an idiot. And don't forget he's a pedophile too. Go listen to "I'm on fire" and come back and explain how he isn't a pedo

@alx I wonder who wrote it for him. He’s just a puppet.

Bruce Springsteen needed a teleprompter to give him his NPC talking points to attack Elon Musk and Donald Trump in Boston tonight.

@brockpierson The last, and only, cup of coffee I had was in 1988. Nasty nssty studd

How many cups of coffee you on so far today?

@MayorFrey George Floyd died from a fentanyl overdose. He was not a martyr nor a saint. He was a career criminal. FREE DEREK CHAUVIN

@niccruzpatane Meanwhile I'm actually averaging in 219 in my Model Y juniper

Tesla Cybercab will be the most efficient ever made. Lars Moravy, Tesla’s VP of Vehicle Engineering, confirmed Cybercab has a certified 165 Wh/mi efficiency. Here’s how that compares to the rest of the Tesla fleet (figures are directly from Tesla’s configurator).

@AzPetrich Whoops, the facts are exposing your TDS

So now this asshole wants to remove the cherry trees that line the Potomac! They were a gift from Japan as a gesture of goodwill and friendship in 1912. I hate him so much.

@TheTNHoller And every single Trump supporter agrees. The people who broke windows and did damage don't deserve anything. But the majority of the people arrested didn't commit and violence or vandalism

Here’s a thought — Maybe these people don’t deserve to be handsomely rewarded?

@cybrtrkguy That's BS, even for a Mach E. Had to charge every 50 miles? Even the early ones could do 110 miles in really bad weather

Just found out a friend of mine bought and sold a Mustang Mach-E over the winter. They bought it, super excited for EVs. They did a day trip ~140miles away in the cold. Had to charge twice to make it there, and four times round trip. No chargers at their destination town. Four charging stops for 280 miles on a car that advertises 320mi on one charge. They got rid of the car, and swore off EVs. And told all of their friends. I’m not sure how much of their story is exaggerated but EVs have a long ways to go in America. 😅

@jackunheard He won't.

JUST IN: Thomas Massie announces he will publicly read the names of all Epstein’s clients before leaving Congress.

@ronsterd89 Revenge is a dish best served cold.

What is the best way to get revenge on someone who has wronged you?

@Sofia50020Sofia Water. I went cold turkey 20 years ago. Exclusively drank water for a long time. Now I occasionally have root beer

Those who cut out soda completely, what did you switch to‼️‼️

@Cernovich No, Muslims are doing this to all the western countries stupid enough to let them in.

Is the United States the only country where by people demand to be let in, and then insult the people who live there and created the county?

@MattWallaceTech That's way high. Way way high.

Would you pay $59,000 for a Cybertruck that can’t use superchargers and has a rebuilt title?