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@EastAyrshire will you be publishing the terms and communications of the tender process for removing this from a local business? @EACChiefExec How much was spent on the tender "process" by those companies #localbusiness #FarmersFirst thenational.scot/news/25394542.…

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU Happy Star Wars Day

In 30 years of broadcasting I’ve never wondered what a branded microphone sock tastes like. There’s some very funny people around 🤔

@TheHauntedFanny @McTattiemuncher @ExposedGreens @theSNP @believeinscot @ScotNational Is this AI?

Ross Greer should be kept away from children Ross Greer doesn’t have kids Ross Greer isn’t parent Ross Greer Doesn’t know what best for children Ross Greer has an unhealthy obsession with school children Ross Greer is a creep prick

Projected Result Aberdeen South and North Kincardine SNP 12,016 Conservative 11,185 VOTE CONSERVATIVES remove Flynn.

@BenGrahamUK Don't underestimate the ineptitude of @policescotland or Procurator fiscal in Scotland Neither give a shit

How can someone who has already stabbed two people be released on bail back into the public? This isn’t a minor offence. It’s serious violence. If you harm people like this, you shouldn’t be walking free. Simple as that.

@RussellFindlay1 It's not FREE!!??

A thug who killed bus driver Keith Rollinson in Feb 2024 is now back on the streets. His widow Sue tells me she's 'angry, upset and concerned for others'. Keith's killer will STILL get a free bus pass - which is a shocking indictment of the SNP's weak justice system.

Sturgeon promised the bereaved families she would hand over all her messaging to the inevitable COVID inquiry. She lied.

As heard on @Moneybox 7 Feb, 14 Feb, and 28 Feb. Do keep up!

Excuse me, pawlease stop scrolling ✋ My name is Roxie and I have not been having much luck. My last home trial the family loved me but their older dog wasn’t so keen. They wanted to sleep and I wanted to play. So the family reluctantly had to bring me back. They gave me a wonderful repawt and thought my cheeky side was very endearing 😊 Auntie Charlene says there is definitely someone out there for me. Soon I will have to come back to the rescue but I has worked so hard on my training so that I can live nicely in the home. So please fink about me if you want a young dog 😃 Please universe send me a foster home or another home trial. Fank you please 🐾 Love Roxie xx dogs4rescue.co.uk/our-dogs/roxie/

@paulhutcheon John Swinney was always one of sturgeons clapping seals , and he knew exactly what was going on with SNP failed investigations that the tax payer had to fund

EXC: First Minister John Swinney says Nicola Sturgeon was a better First Minister and person than Alex Salmond. dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/…

@Scott_Wortley If you can never share, why say it? ....

I have a val mcdermid story which alas I can never share but if anyone is writing an unauthorised biography DM me.

A reminder that it has now been 241 days since the @EHRC sent @bphillipsonMP its draft guidance on single-sex spaces. But she has yet to table it in parliament.

@BBCSport This race being exciting has got absolutely nothing to do with any of the crap that @fia implemented to ruin #F1 #MIAMIGP

More carnage in Miami 💥 Pierre Gasly is sent flying through the air whilst Isack Hadjar collides with the barriers. Both drivers escape from their cars unscathed.

@malnick So 'wrong to post it* isn't the defence he thinks it is @TheGreenParty supporting anti Semitism

Raja Ateeq, who is standing in the Rushall Shelfield ward in Walsall, posted in December 2023, referring to “Jewish cockroaches”. A Green spokesman said: “Mr Ateeq has removed the tweet and recognises that it was wrong to have posted it.” telegraph.co.uk/gift/d40f58713…

@TechLayoffLover What happened to trump's America jobs for Americans..

ORACLE JUST FIRED 25,000 AMERICANS AT 6AM VIA EMAIL Mike Sicilia taking over a company that posted $6.13 billion in profit Up 95% from last year While eliminating 18% of their entire workforce in a single morning The math is breathtaking Fire one American engineer at $180k, hire six Indians at $28k, pocket $12 million per hundred swaps Oracle filed 3,100 H-1B petitions THIS YEAR while terminating 25,000 American citizens Sources inside saying the emails went out globally at dawn "Your role has been impacted by workforce optimization initiatives" Signed by "Oracle Leadership" Not a human name anywhere Badge access revoked before most people finished reading I'm hearing entire teams in Austin got eliminated while their Bangalore replacements were already onboarded The same Americans who migrated every Fortune 500 database to Oracle Cloud Now training their Indian replacements via Zoom before their final day Sicilia pocketed $250 million in stock options for orchestrating this execution That's 1,388 American salaries in one man's signing bonus If you work for any company with "global delivery centers" in the org chart, you're already fucking dead

@staylorish Another story being buried before the election @JohnSwinney and @thesnp lying to the public

Ludicrous argument from Scot Gov official. “This issue is likely to feature in the election campaign, so we must ensure voters don’t have the most up to date information.”

Tesco could pay every worker an extra £10,000 and still make a profit. British Gas could pay every worker an extra £35,000 and still make a profit. Shell could pay every worker an extra £300,000 and still make a profit. It is the billionaires who are ripping you off.

He isn't serial code YPP5. He's James. And he's on his way to his new family.

@AngusRobertson Who's paying for it

🚌 The SNP will cap bus fares at £2 to make travel cheaper and help with the cost of living. 🗳️ On Thursday, vote SNP and Angus Robertson for Edinburgh Central.